Hart Trophy: Jarome Iginla [Flames] Calder Trophy: Dany Heatley [Thrashers] Jack Adams Award: Brian Sutter [Blackhawks] Lady Byng Trophy: Joe Sakic [Avalanche] Norris Trophy: Rob Black [Avalanche] Selke Trophy: Craig Conroy [Flames] Vezina Trophy: Patrick Roy [Avalanche] King Clancy: Jarome Iginla [Flames] Masterson Award: Saku Koivu [Canadiens]
Iginla makes First Team All-Stars, Conroy makes Second Team All-Stars
Bart: Hey, immigrants! Beat it! Country's full! Sailor: OK people, you heard the lady. Back into the hold. We'll try Canada. [the immigrants moan] -- "The City of New York Vs. Homer Simpson"
"That's what the Internet is for, slandering others anonymously" Banky Edwards (Jason Lee) in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
Nick and Marcus Foligno Stephen and Brian Gionta Ryan and Drew Miller Scott Hartnell and Mike Commodore Jarko and Tuumo Ruutu Eric and Kyle Wellwood There's also a handful of Sutter cousins farting around.