Hart Trophy: Jarome Iginla [Flames] Calder Trophy: Dany Heatley [Thrashers] Jack Adams Award: Brian Sutter [Blackhawks] Lady Byng Trophy: Joe Sakic [Avalanche] Norris Trophy: Rob Black [Avalanche] Selke Trophy: Craig Conroy [Flames] Vezina Trophy: Patrick Roy [Avalanche] King Clancy: Jarome Iginla [Flames] Masterson Award: Saku Koivu [Canadiens]
Iginla makes First Team All-Stars, Conroy makes Second Team All-Stars
Bart: Hey, immigrants! Beat it! Country's full! Sailor: OK people, you heard the lady. Back into the hold. We'll try Canada. [the immigrants moan] -- "The City of New York Vs. Homer Simpson"
"That's what the Internet is for, slandering others anonymously" Banky Edwards (Jason Lee) in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
Cujo hasn't played enough or well enough since coming back from his ankle injury for any team to justify spending $8m a year on him no matter how deep the pockets - though the Rangers could always decide that Dunham's groin problems could justify the expe...