A friend of a friend is looking at joining a Roller Derby league and was asking us for nickname suggestions. Apparently, any suggestions she brings forward are checked against this master list for uniqueness. And this list is wonderful. If you like hilarious (and not-hilarious) pun names, you could spend hours browsing.
As of 2/28/05: 101 pounds since December 7, 2004 OFFICIAL THREE-MONTH COUNT: 112 pounds on March 9, 2005 OFFICIAL SIX-MONTH COUNT: 142 pounds on June 8, 2005 OFFICIAL ONE YEAR COUNT: 187 pounds on December 7, 2005 As of 2/27/06: 202 pounds "I've lost a heavyweight" As of 7/31/06: 224 pounds
As of 10/31/07: Still 217 down! Now announcing for the NBWA! www.wdws.com home of DWS Sportsnight and downstate radio home of thecubsfan!
There IS exciting news! The roller derby nickname has been chosen! It was suggested by... our very own Zeruel! My friend will skating under the name Dixie Wrecked. Take a bow, Zeruel. If you ever make it to Saskatoon, I bet you could get a free ticket to roller derby.*
* not a guarantee**
** also, I have no idea when this league is starting up
I think "stuck" is a rather harsh way of putting it - I'm near or at the top in seniority, but I still choose the grave just because I'm a big fan of (a) not being bothered and (b) writing reports on company time ;-)