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KJames199 Scrapple Moderator Since: 10.12.01 From: #yqr Since last post: 8 hours Last activity: 28 min. # 1 Posted on 28.11.07 0948.30 | Instant Rating: 6.50 A friend of a friend is looking at joining a Roller Derby league and was asking us for nickname suggestions. Apparently, any suggestions she brings forward are checked against this master list for uniqueness. And this list is wonderful. If you like hilarious (and not-hilarious) pun names, you could spend hours browsing. JK Promote this thread!
Zeruel Thirty Millionth Hit Moderator Since: 2.1.02 From: The Silver Spring in the Land of Mary. Since last post: 4 days Last activity: 5 hours # 2 Posted on 28.11.07 0956.59 | Instant Rating: 4.05 I have two suggestions that aren't on the list: My Dixie Wrecked & Off Constantly -- 2006 Time magazine Person of the Year -- "Let me see if I can get inside his mouth." -- Michael Wilbon on PTI August 28, 2007
SchippeWreck Banger Since: 26.3.03 From: Glendale, CA Since last post: 23 hours Last activity: 6 hours # 3 Posted on 28.11.07 1044.54 | Instant Rating: 7.09 Since it's not on the list, I want credit for coming up with... Vanessa Ann Bludgeons. Pera o Bayong?
drjayphd Scrapple Moderator Since: 22.4.02 From: Long Island Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 12 hours # 4 Posted on 28.11.07 1130.20 | Instant Rating: 6.93
You wanted the best, you got... Out of Context Quote of the Week.
"All because he got over seven years ago forcing rimjobs on people against their will?" (
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TheOldMan Landjager Since: 13.2.03 From: Chicago Since last post: 64 days Last activity: 1 day # 5 Posted on 28.11.07 1757.42 | Instant Rating: 5.44 I was a Roller Derby mark, way way back when.. here's my 3: Rosa Klubb Oprah Daisy Canadian Breakin' Also, maybe it's not quite in the 'wordplay' spirit of this, but I couldn't believe Hammerin' Heather isn't taken?
Eddie Famous Andouille Since: 11.12.01 From: Catlin IL Since last post: 283 days Last activity: 277 days # 6 Posted on 28.11.07 1904.46 | Instant Rating: 6.45 Tori Kamata As of 2/28/05: 101 pounds since December 7, 2004 OFFICIAL THREE-MONTH COUNT: 112 pounds on March 9, 2005 OFFICIAL SIX-MONTH COUNT: 142 pounds on June 8, 2005 OFFICIAL ONE YEAR COUNT: 187 pounds on December 7, 2005 As of 2/27/06: 202 pounds "I've lost a heavyweight" As of 7/31/06: 224 pounds As of 10/31/07: Still 217 down! Now announcing for the NBWA! www.wdws.com home of DWS Sportsnight and downstate radio home of thecubsfan!
edoug Summer sausage Since: 13.2.04 From: Maine Since last post: 43 days Last activity: 1 day # 7 Posted on 28.11.07 2229.54 | Instant Rating: 3.52 Robin Baskins Pearl Handles Kara Tay
dMp Banger Since: 4.1.02 From: The Hague, Netherlands (Europe) Since last post: 10 days Last activity: 9 hours # 8 Posted on 29.11.07 0256.23 | Instant Rating: 5.62 Mandy Gore Casey Carnage Heather Super-Nova The Slamazon! Yeah, sometimes work is boring.. *sigh* Why bother?
CRZ Big Brother Administrator Since: 9.12.01 From: ミネアポリス Since last post: 1 hour Last activity: 1 min. # 9 Posted on 27.2.08 1255.49 | Instant Rating: 9.00 I am told there is exciting news which warrants a bumping of this thread! I wonder what it is!
KJames199 Scrapple Moderator Since: 10.12.01 From: #yqr Since last post: 8 hours Last activity: 28 min. # 10 Posted on 27.2.08 1305.06 | Instant Rating: 9.36 There IS exciting news! The roller derby nickname has been chosen! It was suggested by... our very own Zeruel! My friend will skating under the name Dixie Wrecked. Take a bow, Zeruel. If you ever make it to Saskatoon, I bet you could get a free ticket to roller derby.* * not a guarantee** ** also, I have no idea when this league is starting up JK
Zeruel Thirty Millionth Hit Moderator Since: 2.1.02 From: The Silver Spring in the Land of Mary. Since last post: 4 days Last activity: 5 hours # 11 Posted on 27.2.08 1523.43 | Instant Rating: 4.05 Groovy! I have a better way of seeing them play. They should come down to Baltimore and play our gals here. -- 2006 Time magazine Person of the Year -- "Who would want to rent a chicken?" -- The Bowler
The Thrill Banger Since: 16.4.02 From: Green Bay, WI Since last post: 139 days Last activity: 27 days # 12 Posted on 27.2.08 1738.40 | Instant Rating: 4.25
Welcome home, men of the 2nd Bn, 127th Inf, 32d "Red Arrow" Brigade, WI Army Nat'l Guard! Good luck to those down south. This roller derby thing is taking off. 2 of our girls from All-Star Championship Wrestling are getting into it with the Fox Cities Foxes. NWAWisconsin.com ...Live, Local Pro Wrestling!
I can't help but find it a bit ironic that the Sagan tribute came out within a week of this little number (wait until around 1:14 for the "good" stuff):
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