Or maybe if there ever is a show called "America's Funniest Convenience Store Security Cam Video's"
A friend of mine sent this to me, so here's the setup.....
Hooded winter jacket with large inside pocket to conceal identity and carry gun: $65.00
9mm Handgun purchased from Ray-Jay up the block: $150.00
Failure to master proper weapon retention during your planned armed robbery: PRICELESS
"Speaking of Thomases, I loved your recent Atrocious GM Summit column, although I think that you flatter Isiah Thomas far too much by suggesting that he is merely one of a number of atrocious GMs. The truth is that Rob Babcock and Billy King are Einstein next to him. The mess he is creating right now in New York will be studied by business school students 50 years from now alongside Enron and pets.com."
1) Props to the clerk for lightning reflexes. If you'll notice, he isn't even looking at the guy come in. He's reading something on the counter when a gun that he wasn't even aware of drops into his hands.
2) The only thing that would make it better would be for the dope to trip on his way back out.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those that can read binary and those that can't.
God bless the men of 2nd Bn, 127th Inf, 32d "Red Arrow" Brigade, WI Army Nat'l Guard...good luck, and come home soon.
Already saw this on some other show a few months ago...can't remember what one, though.
I doubt "AFV" would take it if it's already been seen elsewhere...those Japanese characters on the upper-right don't look familiar...makes me think it's been on Japanese TV already.
Still, dumb criminals = hilarity.
Wrestling fans...it's time for NWA Wisconsin Happy Hour! Now showing on WI Time Warner Digital Cable On-Demand Channel 998!
I just showed this to our warehouse guy on the PC we use for shipping. HOLY CRAP the ball moved EXTREMELY fast in comparison to how it moved on my Mac. The best I got in a few games was 21, so I still drubbed pieman, though.