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The W - Random - An entry for "America's Funniest Home Video's"?
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Since: 2.1.03
From: MA

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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.83
Or maybe if there ever is a show called "America's Funniest Convenience Store Security Cam Video's"

A friend of mine sent this to me, so here's the setup.....

Hooded winter jacket with large inside pocket to conceal identity and carry gun: $65.00

9mm Handgun purchased from Ray-Jay up the block: $150.00

Failure to master proper weapon retention during your planned armed robbery: PRICELESS

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Since: 11.12.01
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I love how he skitters out the door like a cockroach when the lights come on!

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Since: 30.1.02
From: South Georgia

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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.77
Two thoughts:

1) Props to the clerk for lightning reflexes. If you'll notice, he isn't even looking at the guy come in. He's reading something on the counter when a gun that he wasn't even aware of drops into his hands.

2) The only thing that would make it better would be for the dope to trip on his way back out.

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Since: 17.11.02

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What a dumbass.

I think the 'robber' was a female. Watch the walk and fumble. Also, it looks like she has breasts.

Is that dumbest criminals show still on anywhere?
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Since: 16.4.02
From: Green Bay, WI

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God bless the men of 2nd Bn, 127th Inf, 32d "Red Arrow" Brigade, WI Army Nat'l Guard...good luck, and come home soon.

Already saw this on some other show a few months ago...can't remember what one, though.

I doubt "AFV" would take it if it's already been seen elsewhere...those Japanese characters on the upper-right don't look familiar...makes me think it's been on Japanese TV already.

Still, dumb criminals = hilarity.

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Since: 12.1.02
From: Indianapolis, IN; now residing in Suffolk, VA

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"Well, some of the dumbest criminals in the world live right here in America, I've always been very proud of that."

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