Or maybe if there ever is a show called "America's Funniest Convenience Store Security Cam Video's"
A friend of mine sent this to me, so here's the setup.....
Hooded winter jacket with large inside pocket to conceal identity and carry gun: $65.00
9mm Handgun purchased from Ray-Jay up the block: $150.00
Failure to master proper weapon retention during your planned armed robbery: PRICELESS
"Speaking of Thomases, I loved your recent Atrocious GM Summit column, although I think that you flatter Isiah Thomas far too much by suggesting that he is merely one of a number of atrocious GMs. The truth is that Rob Babcock and Billy King are Einstein next to him. The mess he is creating right now in New York will be studied by business school students 50 years from now alongside Enron and pets.com."
1) Props to the clerk for lightning reflexes. If you'll notice, he isn't even looking at the guy come in. He's reading something on the counter when a gun that he wasn't even aware of drops into his hands.
2) The only thing that would make it better would be for the dope to trip on his way back out.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those that can read binary and those that can't.
Just last night, I gave this broad a good line: "Right now, I'm just not able to give you the intimacy that you're looking for and that you deserve." We had only gone out a couple of times though, a one night stand and an awkward follow up.