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|  #1 Posted on 5.12.02 2149.43 | ...who thought Benoit's promo tonight was laaaaaaame? I mean, he's the Crippler. He's not the Orator. After all the hype this promo got, I thought it was going to be something special. Boy, was I disappointed. If all he's worked for all this time was the Heavyweight Title, then why'd he drop it as soon as he won? He's wooden, boring, and stiff on the mic. Keep him in the ring suplexing the holy hell out of people. That's what I want to see.
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|  #2 Posted on 5.12.02 2250.43 | | I thought it was good, it got over a human side to Chris Benoit and the sacrifices he makes. | emma
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| #3 Posted on 5.12.02 2329.33 | | I thought it was good too -- one of the best promos I've seen him do. Now I don't read spoilers, so I didn't have the "benefit" of having any preset expectations. Not too overstated, & didn't seem forced(as his promos often do.) I can be real comfortable with him being a rabid wolverene in the ring, while being more circumspect in promos. | antizeus
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| #4 Posted on 6.12.02 0154.02 | It was pretty good considering that it was Chris Benoit. What would have been scary is if he had been in that hiphop showdown.
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| #5 Posted on 6.12.02 0438.16 | Benoit's rap in the hip-hop showdown:
"I cripple people .... like Sabu
Even Dr. Lloyd Youngblood would persribe him glue
I'm a wolverine and I chop like hell
I blow snot out my nose due to a weakened sense of smell
I hurt my neck ARRRGGGHHH I thought I was done
I spent a lot of couch time in ED-MON-TON
Two times against the Rock I had the damn belt wun
Think I don't take what I want? ASK KEVIN SULLIVAN!
I can barely cut a promo, and I ain't too sheik, but I don't need that shit cause BITCH I GOT TECHNIQUE!
I get you in the ring and you'll feel outta place and then I LOCKS IN A MUTHAFUCKIN KILLA CROSS-FACE!
You can tap out quick or make the shit last long
If you think I'm fulla shit then nigga PROVE ME WRONG!"
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and that would make him bigger than the Rock and Austin and Hogan combined = all in one nite
(edited by Hogan's My Dad on 6.12.02 0238)
My best quotes from the NOV. 21 Smackdown Recap:
-"a bath sponge is a King-Size bed to Rey Mysterio Jr"
-"He stands on the apron for the west-coast-pop, a cool move with a very, very homosexual name."
-"Through this felled wall we see Crash Holly lying on a table being orally pleasured by the trainer."
-"Here comes Benoit! Crisp Benoit! Why do I call him Crisp? Because everything he does is CRISPY CRISP!"
-"The shmuck in the Andre suit comes down. They hug. I find myself strangely aroused." | rabidzebra
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| #6 Posted on 6.12.02 0725.02 | There is but one word to describe that. WORD
Enough is Enough | tomvejada
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| #7 Posted on 6.12.02 0732.05 | Benoit's interview was awesome.
"I just got pinned by a friggin twelve-year-old."
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| #8 Posted on 6.12.02 0800.43 |
Originally posted by Hogan's My Dad
Benoit's rap in the hip-hop showdown:
"I cripple people .... like Sabu
Even Dr. Lloyd Youngblood would persribe him glue
I'm a wolverine and I chop like hell
I blow snot out my nose due to a weakened sense of smell
I hurt my neck ARRRGGGHHH I thought I was done
I spent a lot of couch time in ED-MON-TON
Two times against the Rock I had the damn belt wun
Think I don't take what I want? ASK KEVIN SULLIVAN!
I can barely cut a promo, and I ain't too sheik, but I don't need that shit cause BITCH I GOT TECHNIQUE!
I get you in the ring and you'll feel outta place and then I LOCKS IN A MUTHAFUCKIN KILLA CROSS-FACE!
You can tap out quick or make the shit last long
If you think I'm fulla shit then nigga PROVE ME WRONG!"
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and that would make him bigger than the Rock and Austin and Hogan combined = all in one nite
(edited by Hogan's My Dad on 6.12.02 0238)
Benoit saying "If you think I'm full of shit, then nigga prove me wrong!" would make my life totally complete. | shinstrife
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| #9 Posted on 6.12.02 1605.39 | You just made me burst out into tears of laughter...damn Benoit should do that.
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