Mr. Perfect laughs at your spelling errors! You are imperfect! I WIN! YOU LOSE!! :-)
"Nobody loves the custodian. I come and I sweep and vacuum for you. When you're in the mood to go to the bathroom, I even disinfect it for you! This is the thanks I get?!? All who defy me shall be dis-infected!"
True, but who doesn't need to use a spell checker every now and again? If you want to get laughed at online bad spelling is right between "no caps / all caps" and "Ending every sentence with a bunch of exclamation points that end in ones" (is it that hard to keep the shift key down?).
By bad spelling I mean every other word, not what rockdotcom did. "m" and "n" are even right beside each other on the keyboard.
The one and only reason I want to see Goldberg come back is that then we would see Haku/Meng wrestler every week. I liked Meng but seriously how the fuck was he the #1 contender and deserved at least 10 title matches?