The W
Views: 100958078
Main | FAQ | Search: Y! / G | Calendar | Color chart | Log in for more!
28.11.14 1822
The W - Movies & TV - ALEXANDER is without hyperbole, THE WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR!
This thread has 56 referrals leading to it
Register and log in to post!
Thread rated: 5.13
Pages: 1
(4964 newer) Next thread | Previous thread
User
Post (4 total)
The Vile1
Lap cheong








Since: 4.9.02
From: California

Since last post: 2049 days
Last activity: 1781 days
#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.35
I saw this tonight and I have to say...words cannot describe how ridiculously awful it was. What it was...it was "a lugubrious exercise in patience that fails miserably." The movie is just one great big giant, incoherent mess. Half the time you don't even know what's going on. The battles are so poorly done that at the end, you don't even know who won.

I'm just going to warn you guys now, don't see this movie. Its 3 hours that feels like 2 millenia. Not even Rosario Dawson's naked breasts could save this $150 million turkey.




"Don't compare my arm...to your cheap arm!"
-Edward Elric
Promote this thread!
Freeway
Scrapple








Since: 3.1.02
From: Calgary

Since last post: 341 days
Last activity: 29 days
#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.59
    Originally posted by The Vile1
    I saw this tonight and I have to say...words cannot describe how ridiculously awful it was. What it was...it was "a lugubrious exercise in patience that fails miserably." The movie is just one great big giant, incoherent mess. Half the time you don't even know what's going on. The battles are so poorly done that at the end, you don't even know who won.

    I'm just going to warn you guys now, don't see this movie. Its 3 hours that feels like 2 millenia. Not even Rosario Dawson's naked breasts could save this $150 million turkey.


Pray for me, Vile1. I'm seeing this sometime this week. Ever since JFK, I have had a soft spot for Oliver Stone. I hope he can pull off something semi-coherent.



"Illusions, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money...or candy!" - G.O.B. Bluth, Arrested Development

DVDs; Blog; In Memoriam
Mayhem
Scrapple








Since: 25.4.03
From: Nashville, TN

Since last post: 31 days
Last activity: 3 days
#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.24

So how does it compare with Troy?
The Vile1
Lap cheong








Since: 4.9.02
From: California

Since last post: 2049 days
Last activity: 1781 days
#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.35
They don't really compare at all, except that Troy was probably better. And not nearly as painful to watch either. Both were about the same length as well.

EDIT:

Here's my official review of the movie-

http://www.hybridmagazine.com/films/1104/alexander.shtml

I gave it 0 out of 5 stars. If I could've given it a lower rating, I would have.

(edited by The Vile1 on 23.11.04 2149)



"Don't compare my arm...to your cheap arm!"
-Edward Elric
Thread rated: 5.13
Pages: 1
Thread ahead: Amazing Race 6
Next thread: IC: America series to start in January
Previous thread: Watch Arrested Development Tonight*!
(4964 newer) Next thread | Previous thread
The wife corraled me into watching this, I figured with all the "Saved by the Bell" love on this board that someone would have made mention of Mario Lopez's appearance on the show...or are we waiting for tonights results show. ...
Related threads: Movie News! - Son of The Mask - Do You Heart Huckabees? - More...
The W - Movies & TV - ALEXANDER is without hyperbole, THE WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR!Register and log in to post!

The W™ message board

ZimBoard
©2001-2014 Brothers Zim

This old hunk of junk rendered your page in 0.183 seconds.