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|  #1 Posted on 5.1.05 1754.30 | Instant Rating: 9.02 | This was posted here, then deleted shortly after. I can understand why...I can't see how you would want to root for EITHER of these guys! Boy, I'm a real prick for reposting it here!
(Followups set to the OO forums, preferably)
DISCLAIMER: This log may have been edited before I got it. As I am not a participant, I cannot vouch for its authenticity...though it SEEMS to ring true to me.
MHDMAB [4:26 AM]: I know you do not like me, but may I ask why you are up so late?
JebLund [4:26 AM]: You may.
MHDMAB [4:26 AM]: so why are you Jeb?
MHDMAB [4:27 AM]: Congrats on your OO award.
JebLund [4:27 AM]: Why am I Jeb? I guess because I wasn't born anyone else.
MHDMAB [4:27 AM]: no sir, why are youup so late?
JebLund [4:27 AM]: Because I'm writing something.
MHDMAB [4:28 AM]: an OO forum?
MHDMAB [4:28 AM]: How is the weather in the Keys?
JebLund [4:29 AM]: I can't write the forums on OO. They are established. CE, Ask the Rick, etc.
MHDMAB [4:29 AM]: CE?
JebLund [4:30 AM]: Current Events. It's in the alphabet.
MHDMAB [4:31 AM]: OK, I do not want to bother you. I am a bit relieved that you and I are not bickering as much as we have in the past.So I bid you a good morning and Happy New Year.
MHDMAB [4:32 AM]: you do realize who I am, right?
JebLund [4:32 AM]: But you are bothering me. Oh, Lord, how you are bothering me.
JebLund [4:32 AM]: Toby,
JebLund [4:32 AM]: Can I call you Toby?
MHDMAB [4:32 AM]: no your buddy Bobby, aka TTP
JebLund [4:33 AM]: Toby, what is it like to be completely loathed on two message boards?
MHDMAB [4:33 AM]: The W is not that bad. I miss OO, there are some great forums I would like to comment on
JebLund [4:33 AM]: I'm interested in the sensation. You seem to absorb hatred with an idiot glee. I've seen retards who react to mockery with more anger than you.
MHDMAB [4:34 AM]: I do not get angry
JebLund [4:34 AM]: Yeah, sure. But what's it like to be the definition of idiot scum for others? Really?
JebLund [4:35 AM]: Do you brush it off with booze?
MHDMAB [4:35 AM]: I think that moving from all my friends and my life has made me less emotional then I already was. It is pitiful, but attention, even negative is OK at this point.
JebLund [4:35 AM]: Or will total obliviousness suffice?
JebLund [4:35 AM]: You're not answering my questions.
MHDMAB [4:35 AM]: If I do not have my daughter, then I drink.
MHDMAB [4:36 AM]: it is not something I like, but it makes me go through the day
MHDMAB [4:36 AM]: It is hard being away from the life ou lead for 20 years and the friends you made for the same amount of time
JebLund [4:36 AM]: Yeah... not really addressing the issue of your total incomprehensible idiocy. Can you offer anything on that account?
MHDMAB [4:38 AM]: I love wrestling, and I did not know how to post in forums, made a lot of mistakes, now I am getting better (according to CRZ and GuruZim) or at least not as stupid
JebLund [4:39 AM]: But they both asked you to go away forever and leave their forum. So is "learning" for you something like "getting kicked in the teeth"?
MHDMAB [4:41 AM]: I've been kicked in the teeth, nothing is like that, except that. If the really disliked me then they would ban me.
JebLund [4:41 AM]: That's awesome, and I really care. I really do. But I gotta pee real bad. And the Virgin Mary picture isn't going to piss on itself.
MHDMAB [4:42 AM]: I look forward to your next post. Glad the hurricane season is over for you.
MHDMAB [4:42 AM]: and I will admit it, Orton fears JEB
JebLund [4:44 AM]: Can you admit that you were banned from a message board for being an idiot?
JebLund [4:44 AM]: Come on, say it with me. "I was an idiot. I shouldn't have done what I did."
MHDMAB [4:44 AM]: yes, very openly. I made a lot of mistakes
MHDMAB [4:45 AM]: I was an idiot. I shouldn't have done what I did."
JebLund [4:45 AM]: "I shouldn't be a member of that message board again."
JebLund [4:45 AM]: Say it with me.
MHDMAB [4:45 AM]: I thought to be in the forums you had to be a wrestler type, I choose a heel, it was dumb
MHDMAB [4:46 AM]: I would like to be a member again
MHDMAB [4:46 AM]: but I will never be able to come backl
JebLund [4:46 AM]: Toby, say it with me. "I shouldn't be a member of that message board again."
MHDMAB [4:46 AM]: The OO is the best forum in wrestling today
JebLund [4:47 AM]: Yeah, fine, whatever. You're not SAYING it with me.
MHDMAB [4:47 AM]: I shouldn't be a member of that message board again, no matter how much I want another chance
MHDMAB [4:47 AM]: the_Insider guy keeps coming back, at leat I have not tried since March
MHDMAB [4:48 AM]: you do not work tommorow (today?
JebLund [4:48 AM]: That doesn't make you better. That makes you a different problem.
MHDMAB [4:48 AM]: I have a question.
JebLund [4:48 AM]: Toby, you keep showing up in the chat room. Now why do you do that when you're banned from the message board?
MHDMAB [4:49 AM]: What is the harm or problem with me showing up in the chat room?
MHDMAB [4:49 AM]: and..
MHDMAB [4:49 AM]: what movie is the Toby from?
MHDMAB [4:50 AM]: Timmy is VanWilder or my version VanMilder
JebLund [4:50 AM]: Don't lie to me, Toby. You've lied to me and the board so many times already.
MHDMAB [4:50 AM]: Lie to you,Jeb, what do you mean?
JebLund [4:50 AM]: If you're banned from a message board and it's members, what makes you think that being a part of those members and those boards in chat is OK?
MHDMAB [4:51 AM]: I guess no part of me. Although a few members talk to me unless there is a large group there. I thought the chat would help me reintroduce myself to the group.
JebLund [4:52 AM]: You were banned from the group. What part of that is unclear?
JebLund [4:53 AM]: Toby, you just don't get it.
MHDMAB [4:53 AM]: I have never ben unpopular, and this stuff is killing my ego. I think that is why I am so determined
MHDMAB [4:53 AM]: I must not get it. So really where is the Toby from?
JebLund [4:53 AM]: Oh, I highly doubt that. But whatever gives you comfort.
MHDMAB [4:54 AM]: your my age right, 29?
JebLund [4:55 AM]: You're not even paying attention, Toby. I'm not your age. You -- and I hate to be the messenger -- could not have been popular without the extermination of every human who possessed charm. Toby, avoid OO: you will never be a friend or a welcome person there.
MHDMAB [4:56 AM]: I understand
MHDMAB [4:57 AM]: A few people there like me and it is funny, because they remind me of myself in HS when I thought a few kids we picked on were OK,but I picked on them anyway
MHDMAB [4:58 AM]: JEB you are a great writer, and I enjy your stuff, that thing about your favorite pOOster was brilliant, although I was scard I was your target.
JebLund [4:59 AM]: So, do you work out? You like wrestling a lot.
MHDMAB [5:00 AM]: I have not worked out in a while. I wrestled in High School. Ricky Morton told me if I showed p the matches ealry one time around here I could roll around in the ring, but I have yet to do it
MHDMAB [5:00 AM]: do you?
JebLund [5:00 AM]: I've never met anyone dedicated to wrestling, even if other people didn't like them, who didn't weight train.
MHDMAB [5:01 AM]: beer and Applebee's food. the diet of Adoonis and Bundy
JebLund [5:01 AM]: No shit.
MHDMAB [5:02 AM]: Thankfully I am yet to reach 200 lbs, but it is nothing compared to ten years ago. It is strange how the human body changes in time.
MHDMAB [5:03 AM]: used to bench 300, now I can barely count that high
JebLund [5:04 AM]: I'm really slim. Do you think you could spot or help someone with no upper-body muscle structure?
MHDMAB [5:05 AM]: yea, I know how to work out, just lost the passion to do it. Are you leading me into something to make fun of me?
MHDMAB [5:05 AM]: A side note..
JebLund [5:06 AM]: I think the thing that pisses me off most is that whenever I work out, I get really flaky. I mean, I dehydrate badly. I drink gatorade, but my skin dries out. You ever get that shit? Fucking drives me crazy.
MHDMAB [5:06 AM]: I was walking out of my kitchen (at Applebees) and Ricky Morton called my name, it was so cool to have a childhood idel call your name.
JebLund [5:06 AM]: Fucking alligator shit.
MHDMAB [5:06 AM]: never had that
MHDMAB [5:06 AM]: do you eat a lot of carbs?
MHDMAB [5:07 AM]: bread,rice..etc
JebLund [5:07 AM]: I had crabs once.
MHDMAB [5:07 AM]: there is med for that
JebLund [5:07 AM]: Itched like a fucker.
JebLund [5:07 AM]: Does Ricky have any bod advice?
MHDMAB [5:08 AM]: he smoke , drinks and wrestles, if that is advise
JebLund [5:08 AM]: Advise? I want ADVICE!
MHDMAB [5:08 AM]: My best working out diets have been tuna, chicken and rice
JebLund [5:10 AM]: What about MEAT? No meat?
MHDMAB [5:10 AM]: not when I am on a work out craze
JebLund [5:10 AM]: I would like to take some meat.
MHDMAB [5:10 AM]: the other thing you may need to look at is how you are working out
JebLund [5:11 AM]: I'd like some oils for my shoulders, too.
MHDMAB [5:11 AM]: are your sets to increase mass, or for defingin
MHDMAB [5:11 AM]: defineing
MHDMAB [5:11 AM]: either way a bad speller
JebLund [5:11 AM]: I'm focusing on endurance.
MHDMAB [5:12 AM]: that may cause what you are getting.
JebLund [5:12 AM]: I want to go as long as possible.
MHDMAB [5:12 AM]: try a bulk workout for a while then move to endurance
MHDMAB [5:13 AM]: do a ligt weight 15Xs, then a heavier for 10, the a heavier for 8,
JebLund [5:13 AM]: So, what do you mean by bulk? Volume or fat or what? I can take a lot.
MHDMAB [5:13 AM]: as the bulk grows ao will the strength then tone down with endurnce workouts
JebLund [5:14 AM]: Are you fat?
MHDMAB [5:14 AM]: no
MHDMAB [5:14 AM]: bulk is mass of your body
MHDMAB [5:14 AM]: benoit is strength, HHH is bulk
MHDMAB [5:15 AM]: they both are probally the strength
MHDMAB [5:15 AM]: but they look totally differnt
MHDMAB [5:17 AM]: sorry had an OO moment and got bOOted
JebLund [5:17 AM]: Answer the old question.
MHDMAB [5:18 AM]: which old question?
JebLund [5:18 AM]: This shit work for you? You a fat ass or chubby toneless bitch?
MHDMAB [5:19 AM]: I am toneless. I have turned my six pack into a keg.
MHDMAB [5:20 AM]: I am not a great physical looking guy anymore, but I still know thr rules of working out
JebLund [5:21 AM]: But you still want the tone, right? The firm?
MHDMAB [5:21 AM]: I would want it, after getting the strength back
JebLund [5:23 AM]: The trick is getting a spot. The help. No criticism. You're not with some guy who's shitting on your athleticism. Someone who gets it and understands.
MHDMAB [5:23 AM]: this guy whom has the videos with the abs looks gross to me, like Rick Rude did. I am more a Road Warrior Animal yype of guy
MHDMAB [5:23 AM]: a good sptter is great during a work out
JebLund [5:24 AM]: If you can get an oil on the shoulder, that's a plus. You're not ashy on the machine.
MHDMAB [5:24 AM]: oil is cool
JebLund [5:24 AM]: You'd do that, wouldn't you?
MHDMAB [5:24 AM]: do what?
JebLund [5:25 AM]: Just rub it in. Make it feel good.
MHDMAB [5:25 AM]: on a lady yes.
JebLund [5:25 AM]: You're good for a few reps, right? You're not a bad spotter, are you?
MHDMAB [5:26 AM]: you are losing me here Jeb.
JebLund [5:26 AM]: After everything you've said so far, I don't want to lose you.
MHDMAB [5:26 AM]: are you hitting on me?
JebLund [5:26 AM]: I UNDERSTAND, Toby.
MHDMAB [5:27 AM]: you are freaking me out
JebLund [5:27 AM]: Don't shut yourself off. You've come so far, said so much.
JebLund [5:27 AM]: You're freaking my world, that's why I won't let you
JebLund [5:28 AM]: Of course, you're frightened. I know. It's in your nature. But you yourself said you'd spot me. And the oil. I know what you meant by the oil. go away.
JebLund [5:30 AM]: Where do you live, Toby? Kentucky? I can drive to meet you. Never leave OO. Otherwise I'd be without you.
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| #2 Posted on 5.1.05 1805.23 | Instant Rating: 7.89 | That SO belongs on perverted-justice.com.
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| #3 Posted on 5.1.05 2039.58 | Instant Rating: 4.47 | Jeb, you are my hero.
"It's the four pillars of the male heterosexual psyche. We like naked women, stockings, lesbians, and Sean Connery best as James Bond because that is what being a [man] is." -Jack Davenport, Coupling
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| #4 Posted on 5.1.05 2244.31 | Instant Rating: 4.95 |
This man is clearly KING of the CLUELESS. And he's TWENTY-NINE?! Good lord.
Oh, and "lol ill pretend u said 18"
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|  #5 Posted on 5.1.05 2336.08 | Instant Rating: 5.94 | I swear to God...I laughed so damn hard that a little pee came out.
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| #6 Posted on 6.1.05 0739.05 | Instant Rating: 8.74 |
So this went on for over an hour at 4 or 5 in the morning? Man, that is so sad.
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| #7 Posted on 6.1.05 0808.29 | Instant Rating: 6.51 | To steal a phrase from Our Dictator, this kinda ruled a lot.
The best part from the original post and what wasn't transferred over was TTP asking [pp]"Was [Jeb] just messing with me at the end?" in total and absolute earnesty.
(edited by Blanket Jackson on 6.1.05 1512)
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| #8 Posted on 6.1.05 1422.01 | Instant Rating: 6.21 | Call me crazy, but somehow...I just don't find that funny. Rather pathetic. On one hand you have a gentlemen who has been banned from internet message boards. The other hand you have a aspiring writer who uses rather large words and forms sentences that would be better suited for the 1800's.
Put that together and add in a late night conversation....and I get nothing but loserville from both sides...
Maybe both of them should try some sort of interaction with real people..
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| #9 Posted on 6.1.05 2128.00 | Instant Rating: 2.27 | Originally posted by Socks
The other hand you have a aspiring writer who uses rather large words and forms sentences that would be better suited for the 1800's.
Displaying intelligence = bad? I don't follow you...
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| #10 Posted on 7.1.05 0233.13 | Instant Rating: 8.25 | Originally posted by Nuclear Winter
Displaying intelligence = bad?
"I wouldn't call it 'intelligence', Bob ... "
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