-Brush with Fame - PWTorch.com reader R.D. Yoder writes: I ran into Ahmed Johnson in a Kroger's here in Houston. Very nice guy. Got a chance to chat with him for a few minutes. He even said hi to my kids. He said he was planning to go back to the WWE. He lives in Houston now.
Jesus, wasn't this guy about 400 lbs in WCW? Although if he gets himself in shape and stops hurting people in the ring, him vs. Lesnar might be okay....
By the way, Storm's gimmick includes 1.) telling the audience to shut up, and 2.) occasionally making everyone stand for the Canadian national anthem. You know they don't know what to do with a wrestler when he's making fans stand for a national anthem. It's like waving a white flag and saying, "This guy has no personality -- we give up."
Actually, Ahmed is currently working in a nice little Dallas Fort Worth indy named Profesional Championship Wrestling. He and Sabu are theeir only big stars. Luckily, they haven't let him on the mic too much.
Scott Hudson: Drew Spears picks up Kidman, doesn't he know that NOBODY POWERBOMBS KIDMAN!! Mark Madden: But wait Scott, Kidman is trying to fight himself off of Drew's shoulders, but it did not affect him! DREW SPEARS POWERBOMBED KIDMAN! Scott Hudson: What an amazing night this has been for World Championship Wrestling! Good Night! Mark Madden: See you Thursday!
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