Rich Little is probably an actual better fit for this particular audience. They didn't seem to enjoy Colbert that much. I figure they should get somebody that will entertain them, even if it doesn't entertain the rest of us.
The Bored are already here. Idle hands are the devil's workshop. And no... we won't kill dolphins. But koalas are fair game.
Here's a shovel, can ya dig it, fool? US forces are on the lookout for a GMC custom van decorated with an airbrushed Valkyrie riding a polar bear, wood paneling and a waterbed in the back. driver is said to be armed and extremely mellow.