Wow! You got to love crazy people. Trousers are not lady like so women ought not wear them. Hahaha. I will lay down $500 right now that there is no way in hell that this kid will ever have any children.
[ Dr. Evil ] Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiight [ /Dr. Evil ]
what a fanatic nut job...
hey, wacko, with your pizza face, porn & beer are your best friends...
it's a shame the unibomber got caught, i'd love for this guy to get a "postman surprise"
Wrestling has been rhyming with ass. I miss shows and it makes me all shades of ambivalence. WWE is starting to suck again. The crops? Jeezum Spice! Someone stole my crops. What in the ham fat is going on. That's just poo-doo! That's just my 2.4856 Yen.
Wow, not only is he anti-porn, but he's anti-GAY!!! *Gasp* I'm going to have to go give him a good ol' straight-bashing sometime...
Maybe he's just pissed off at the world 'cause he's been made fun of, and rejected by every living creature his whole life. Kind of makes me feel sad for him...
... but then I just read what he has to say again, and I laugh, and make fun of him some more.
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Well, just for David McNamara's sake, perhaps I shall go around wearing a T-shirt that has the words “FUCK YOU!” on it.
Maybe it'll give him a heart-attack.
Good God, this guy's a certified whacko.
Edit: Best part of his beliefs, to me:
“I believe in Singapore-style anti-terrorist legislation. I propose that anyone suspected of being a terrorist ought to be required, if necessary, to serve up to 5 years in prison without formal charges being brought forward. This will help stop the wave of terrorism sweeping America today.”
The Sixth Amendment clearly states:
“In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defence.”
So he proposes to throw someone in the slammer for five years just for being suspected of terrorism? And we already know what he proposes the slammer should be like for people. No sunlight, no entertainment, no leaving the cell, cells half the size they are today, no human contact of any kind. Oh, yeah, go ahead and take the Constitution and Bill of Rights, dump them into a bucket, pour gasoline on them, light a match and then shit in the bucket. And then blow up the bucket with a nuclear bomb for good measure.
This is why voting is so important, folks: we need to make sure we keep whackos like this guy out of office.
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That should read: "What a FANTASTIC nutjob". People like him entertain me to no end. This guy is not even worth making fun of. He does it well enough by himself. I find something terribly amusing by his over-use of the word "fags" in the "fags" section of his webpage. It's comedic value only increases when one reads all of these annotated statistics with the word "fags" in them. In all honesty, I think that his page is a very elaborate cry for attention. Trust me, he'd take it in the ass if someone offered. He's trying to incite people with his archaic opinions, and I imagine he's doing a good job. I'm sure he loves it when his inbox is full of hate mail. Hate mail is still mail afterall...
Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery. -Malcom X
So what we've got is an extreme right-wing bigot who wants to turn the United States into one big police state based on Puritan ethics. I suggest that this fool hold a public rally to express his opinions. The waves of laughter could be used as a laugh track for years to come; additionally, I'm sure that the footage of this idiot being strung up would make an excellent "snuff film".
Steph
I'm going twenty-four hours a day...I can't seem to stop - "Turn Up The Radio", Autograph
Notice in his pics, he even says he was on uglypeople.com! I am defintely a conservative, but this freaked me out. This guy wants no jeans?!? And also NO BEER AND NO TOBACCO!!! Come on folks, without any of that, what will we do when the fish aren't biting during fishing trips, without a 6 pack of Bud and a can of Skoal, what's going to entertain the rednecks of the world while they hunt and fish!?! Also the guy wants to abolish all mixed-race marriages that have already happened! That is so fucked up. One of my good friends lives in an extremely nice neighborhood, gets good grades, is smart, is a star athlete, has a brother at Notre Dame (who starts on their football team), and his Dad is white and his Mom is half-Hispanic. So according to this guy's beliefs my friend's parents would have to immediately split up. Hell, I am Christian and went to homecoming with a good friend of mine who is Jewish, I'm sure this guy probably thinks I should get the death penalty for associating with the wrong people.
I made the mistake of reading his "Fag Facts" while trying to eat breakfast. Talk about gross...
This kid makes the Taliban look like liberals at Berkley.
Assuming that his page isn't just a joke, I think the problem is from when he mentioned having pneumonia for 1/3 of his freshman year. Pneumonia brings on a high fever and I wouldn't be surprised if his fever went so high as to cause brain damage. This kid is seriously crazy.
Originally posted by StaggerLeeOh, and OFB, notice who is on his computer monitor!
As if there was any doubt...
I've seen this before. It's my belief that it's a parody, but that may just me wanting to believe that no one could be that insane. (Although, when you think about it, how far is this guy from John Ashcroft really?)
"When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won. There have always been tyrants and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible. But in the end, they always fall. Think of it, always." -------Gandhi
God, people like him give is DECENT Conservatives a bad name... Fag Facts... god please... I think he needs to spends some time with a very large gay man I know...
cranlsn was right by God- The Lions were the Packers' B$#CH!!!!! "Pool-Boy"
"I am in favor of the death penalty for murder (including performing an abortion), attempted murder, rape, incest, pedophilia/child molestation, bestiality, necrophilia, transvestites, treason, spying against the state, espionage, drug dealing, vampirism, adultery, and armed robbery."
I just laughed and laughed at that.
-Jag
With poison running through your veins, and death marching solemnly towards you, heroic acts become more of a necessity as you see your time dwindling.
Vanquishing your enemies, making amends to those you have wronged, and leaving words of love and kindness for those around you become second nature as your own mortality looms
However, true strength lies not in these last desperate acts, but in the actions of one who has to get out of bed the next day and face the consequences of doing that which you believe is right.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. I can fuck better than anybody who can fuck faster, and I can fuck faster than anybody who can fuck better.
We should all flame him... or try to crash his site... Naa... the would be JUVENILE! lol.... Damn it... I guess I should stop with the vampire stuff then, Blah....
cranlsn was right by God- The Lions were the Packers' B$#CH!!!!! "Pool-Boy"
I was reading the part about interracial relationships and I swear I thought he was gonna say something about all children from interracial marriages should be put in incinerators.
If I was a action figure,this is what I'd look like.
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Actually, I think you would be surprised at the number of "devote Christians" live in the trailer park. It seems to me that they got their demographic perfect, however they do seem to be ENDORSING Jerry Springer activities, which I find unusual....