Seriously, broseph, I was reading this and while I was reading I was also laughing really hard at the same time. Then as a bonus, the /Weekend with the Original beloved babyface tagteam reference was named one of the 80 Best Articles of the Year.
There is an interview on WWE.com where Micheals comments on the Confidental thing. The thing was taped about a month ago and just happened to air now. On the 'HBK being dead' subject. He meant the whole backstage thing.