Seriously, broseph, I was reading this and while I was reading I was also laughing really hard at the same time. Then as a bonus, the /Weekend with the Original beloved babyface tagteam reference was named one of the 80 Best Articles of the Year.
It wouldn't entirely surprise me if all the backstage rumors were 100% true. I think one of many problems with the Brawl for All tournament is that it wasn't intentionally fixed. I mean, of course the judges fixed them.