Seriously, broseph, I was reading this and while I was reading I was also laughing really hard at the same time. Then as a bonus, the /Weekend with the Original beloved babyface tagteam reference was named one of the 80 Best Articles of the Year.
TV PG DLV entertainment SmackDown! open - wait now RAW - ah it's both. Super Tuesday. The first voices you hear are JR and Lawler - as we pan the RAW arena (no location given) and the SmackDown! arena (no location given.)