Gerwitz: A new job. Jim Ross: His old credibility. Kurt Angle: Having Pro Wrestling turned into an Olympic Sport (hey, if ice dancing and figure skating and those rigged sports are Olympic, no reason pro wrestling shouldn't.) so he can get his second Olympic Gold Medal. Arn Anderson: One DDT or Spinebuster on someone during an in ring melee break-up, just for old times sake. William Regal: Fit Finley to come out of retirement, so he can work with someone he has meshed with in the past. Bill Goldberg: A one-way ticket to obscurity city so he never even entertains the idea of torturing us with a return. Dingbat Warrior: A new thesaurus, and the New York Times to publish his manifesto on the front page like they did with Unibomber. Triple H fans: A sense of humor. Scott Steiner: The number to 'Superstar' Billy Graham's wheelchair dealer. Ric Flair: Retirement from the ring while people still remember his greatness. Undertaker: A long cruise on a very slow ship.
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(edited by redsoxnation on 23.12.02 1211) I want you to know, I agree with everything I've just said.
Bret Hart: A full recovery and peace of mind Ballz Mahoney: A WWE contract (Hey, I like the guy) Chris Benoit: Arn Anderson as a mouthpiece Jackie Gayda: A great return match
Raw:New writing staff that knows about wrestling Smackdown:Less Big Slow Rob Van Dam:Main Event with out a screw job win Benoit: A world title reign post Wrestlemania Rhyno:Speedy Return so I can see the.....GORE! GORE! Triple H:Turn back to his old self.
The Canadian Chrises: *Real* pushes as main eventers The Hurricane & Matt Hardy: Chances to show Vince the stars they can be The IWC: The IC and US titles back on TV Teo: Unemployment checks
WWE: all those fabled marks who just like to have fun coming back and drowning out us hardened smarks who seem to be the last ones left in the building.
Kanyon: a returning Intercontinental Title Raven: The number two feud on the Raw brand Eddie Guerrero: A title match where he looks like a credible opponent. (Prefably after winning the Rumble) Chavo, Mysterio, Noble or anybody else not named Kidman: Cruiserweight Title Lita: A good punch to the throat. Randy Orton: 103% mobility
(edited by Quezzy on 24.12.02 0906) Lance's Response:
Raven: Returned to the RAW roster & put in a decent storyline. (check on the first half) Lita: A "hard way" tonsillectomy (will provide this myself as I have no medical background) Chris Jericho & Rob Van Dam: The World Heavyweight Title. Shawn Michaels & Matt Hardy: One way tickets home. Jazz & Rhyno: Good health & Godspeed their return to the active roster. Paul Heyman: A damn rug, hair transplant, or super glue so that Yankees cap never comes off on the air again!
"And you won't hate me because I'm just a little, teeny, weeny, wee bit bloodthirsty, will you?" (Katisha/"The Mikado")
Originally posted by DivakindRaven: Returned to the RAW roster & put in a decent storyline. (check on the first half) Lita: A "hard way" tonsillectomy (will provide this myself as I have no medical background) Chris Jericho & Rob Van Dam: The World Heavyweight Title. Shawn Michaels & Matt Hardy: One way tickets home. Jazz & Rhyno: Good health & Godspeed their return to the active roster. Paul Heyman: A damn rug, hair transplant, or super glue so that Yankees cap never comes off on the air again!
I'm assuming you mean Jeff Hardy for a one way ticket home, not Mattitude.
I want you to know, I agree with everything I've just said.
Originally posted by VanillaSkyI wish all of the WWE a successful injury free year. For all they do for you and I, we can at least wish them this.
Even ol' whatshisname?
-Patrick
Especially that guy. Without injuries he might be able to improve his in ring skills back to the level they were.
Around the 'net, I half-expect something like that to go "I wish everyone in WWE an injury-free year...as for Triple H, I wish him another torn quad-uh."
But then in that regard, I suppose the 'net got their Christmas wish a couple of weeks early.
To all the wrestlers that leak information and rumors to the Observer, Torch, 1Wrestling and the like: Another year of not getting caught (especially those wrestlers who give us HHH-related info to use against him in the court of public opinion).
The call is from heroism, will you accept the charges?
Anyone know of any Sacramento bars that show the PPVs? I used to have one here in Davis, but it stopped showing them when nobody came to the December PPV :-/