That was highly amusing. I think the best line in there was: 'I have a message to the people of Iraq: Go home and die.'
Year after year, the United States has gone to elaborate lengths, spent enormous sums, taken great risks to build and keep weapons of mass destruction. But why? The only possible explanation, the only possible use they could have for those weapons, is to dominate, intimidate, or attack.
A few of problems with this. You assert that most people who think we have discovered weapons of mass destruction watch Fox News. Well, my math skills may not be very good, but the last time I checked, 33% doesn't make up "most people".