That was highly amusing. I think the best line in there was: 'I have a message to the people of Iraq: Go home and die.'
Year after year, the United States has gone to elaborate lengths, spent enormous sums, taken great risks to build and keep weapons of mass destruction. But why? The only possible explanation, the only possible use they could have for those weapons, is to dominate, intimidate, or attack.
Won't happen. What would be the capitol? Spokane? Walla Walla? Effing PULLMAN?! Besides, they would have to rename Washington State University, and well, I don't think anyone over there is so clever as to come up with a new name.