That was highly amusing. I think the best line in there was: 'I have a message to the people of Iraq: Go home and die.'
Year after year, the United States has gone to elaborate lengths, spent enormous sums, taken great risks to build and keep weapons of mass destruction. But why? The only possible explanation, the only possible use they could have for those weapons, is to dominate, intimidate, or attack.
--- From the ROSWELL DAILY RECORD July 8th, 1947... ROSWELL HARDWARE MAN AND WIFE REPORT DISK SEEN. Mr. and Mrs. Sam White apparently were the only persons living in Roswell who have seen what they thought was a flying disk.