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The W - Pro Wrestling - A sit-down interview with Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley
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Since: 15.1.02
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I know many of you are still smarting from that thought provoking interview with Steph on Thursday. I know I am, but I was inspired to do a little fantasy interview with her. Read on and enjoy the magic...

ME: Hello, Stephanie, how are you?
STEPH: Who the HELL do you think you are wasting my time like this?! I had plans for Hunter tonight.
ME: Hey, it's not porkchop night, chill out. I'll be brief.
STEPH: You better be or I'll have you fired like (snaps fingers) THAT!
ME: You're still unemployed.
STEPH: My husband gave me a backstage pass, so..
ME(looking for the pass):Where is it? I don't see it on you now.
STEPH: I-I-I-I-It's on my, uh, jacket.
ME: Where's your jacket?
STEPH: CAN WE START THE INTERVIEW PLEASE?!?!?!?
(I hold my ears)
ME: Okay, okay. Kurt Angle. Are you guys--
STEPH: I would never cheat on my husband. Kurt and I are just--
ME:--so cute together, I know.
STEPH: NO! Kurt and I are just--
ME: A couple of crazy kids in love, right?
STEPH: NOOOOOOOO, KURT AND I ARE JUST F-
ME: Fickle sometimes?
STEPH:FRIENDS, you amateur! F-R-I-E-N-
ME: E-I-E-I-O, Steph, let's move on. How is your husband these days, anyway?
STEPH: Of course, he loves me, and I forgive him.
ME: What did he do to you?
STEPH: He threw me out of his locker room and slammed the door in my beautiful FACE!
ME: Because you didn't listen to him and stayed in the back.
STEPH: Look, I was only trying--
ME: Please god, don't repeat that phrase, you gave me a damn migraine on Monday.


part two forthcoming...




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If fantasy wrestling is, by rule, gay, does this make this fantasy interviewing lesbian?



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Since: 15.1.02
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Well, I never did any "fantasy" anything before this, so bear with me...




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Don't worry. It's more of an inside joke than anything else.



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