I know many of you are still smarting from that thought provoking interview with Steph on Thursday. I know I am, but I was inspired to do a little fantasy interview with her. Read on and enjoy the magic...
ME: Hello, Stephanie, how are you?
STEPH: Who the HELL do you think you are wasting my time like this?! I had plans for Hunter tonight.
ME: Hey, it's not porkchop night, chill out. I'll be brief.
STEPH: You better be or I'll have you fired like (snaps fingers) THAT!
ME: You're still unemployed.
STEPH: My husband gave me a backstage pass, so..
ME(looking for the pass):Where is it? I don't see it on you now.
STEPH: I-I-I-I-It's on my, uh, jacket.
ME: Where's your jacket?
STEPH: CAN WE START THE INTERVIEW PLEASE?!?!?!?
(I hold my ears)
ME: Okay, okay. Kurt Angle. Are you guys--
STEPH: I would never cheat on my husband. Kurt and I are just--
ME:--so cute together, I know.
STEPH: NO! Kurt and I are just--
ME: A couple of crazy kids in love, right?
STEPH: NOOOOOOOO, KURT AND I ARE JUST F-
ME: Fickle sometimes?
STEPH:FRIENDS, you amateur! F-R-I-E-N-
ME: E-I-E-I-O, Steph, let's move on. How is your husband these days, anyway?
STEPH: Of course, he loves me, and I forgive him.
ME: What did he do to you?
STEPH: He threw me out of his locker room and slammed the door in my beautiful FACE!
ME: Because you didn't listen to him and stayed in the back.
STEPH: Look, I was only trying--
ME: Please god, don't repeat that phrase, you gave me a damn migraine on Monday.
That could've worked before, but it seems like it's too late. TNA has usually surviving due to the funding off it's parent company (or just actual parents), they can keep on existing without a TV deal if they were set on it.