I'm starting a movement to have soccer officially recognized in North America as football, and the N. American brand of "football" (i.e. the NFL) to change its name to something more fitting. Helmetball? Tackleball? Whatever, just as long as it doesn't infringe on a sport that is known by the vast majority of the free world.
I was born in a manger, like that other guy. You know, he wore a hat?
But then the Aussies call their funky non-soccer game football, so they're no better than us! ;)
Anyone remember the joy of seeing him bash the Undertaker's motorcycle with his sledgemhammer and doing no damage and being all like, "Mjolnir will not break thine cycle? I say thee NAY!" and dumping it off the stage. - Enojado Viento says the funniest thing I've ever read on Wienerville.
I've used the terms soccer/football interchangably all my life. I noticed on my vacation last week that both terms were used in Ireland as well. Plus the reference to "American football" was used more than once.
Adidas' "Footballitis" commercials during this world cup have been pretty funny.
I'd put money on the Redskins throwing stupid amounts of money at him. The Broncos wouldn't be that bad a fit, either. Smith's getting old, Lelie's inconsistent and Darius Watts is still young. It's worth a shot, at any rate.