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JayJayDean Scrapple Since: 2.1.02 From: Seattle, WA Since last post: 157 days Last activity: 3 days
Y!: # 1 Posted on 5.3.07 0937.53 | Instant Rating: 7.40
Name all 50 states in 10 minutes. You have to type them correctly, so there's an added challenge. There also no map, which makes it exceedingly difficult to get those last few. I was at 45 with plenty of time to spare but got really stuck on the last two. I ended up with 2:06 remaining. -- The Guinness. to Cerebus Holy fuck shit motherfucker shit. Read comics. Fuck shit shit fuck shit I sold out when I did my job. Fuck fuck fuck shit fuck. Sorry had to do it....*snip* Revenge of the Sith = one thumb up from me. Fuck shit. I want to tittie fuck your ass. Promote this thread!
CRZ Big Brother Administrator Since: 9.12.01 From: ミネアポリス Since last post: 8 min. Last activity: 2 min. # 2 Posted on 5.3.07 1131.33 | Instant Rating: 9.00 I got 48. What's embarrassing is one of the states I missed borders my home state. :)
Reverend J Shaft Liverwurst Since: 25.6.03 From: Home of The Big House Since last post: 6 days Last activity: 23 hours # 3 Posted on 5.3.07 1138.14 | Instant Rating: 4.90 I got them all with 4:38 remaining. One of the Gulf states was the last one for me to guess for about a minute.
Tenken347 Banger Since: 27.2.03 From: Parts Unknown Since last post: 5 days Last activity: 20 min. # 4 Posted on 5.3.07 1148.42 | Instant Rating: 3.65 I only missed Nebraska, but I did have to cheat and look up how to spell Massachusetts.
pieman As young as he feels Since: 11.12.01 From: China, Maine Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day # 5 Posted on 5.3.07 1205.23 | Instant Rating: 7.30
I got the first 49 in 4 minutes and sat there I like a freaking moron thinking about a map of the US from east to west. After 5 more minutes, I got #50 - California! Yay me. Leading the charge to draft Kevin Durant!
Wpob Bierwurst Since: 21.11.02 From: Williston Park, NY Since last post: 11 days Last activity: 1 day # 6 Posted on 5.3.07 1211.41 | Instant Rating: 3.26 Got them with 2:58 left. Fry crack corn and I don't care Leela crack corn I still don't care Bender crack corn and he is great Take that you stupid corn!
wesman1111 Cotto Since: 2.1.02 From: Harrisonville, MO Since last post: 454 days Last activity: 332 days # 7 Posted on 5.3.07 1217.47 | Instant Rating: 5.00 I got it with 5:43 remaining. It helps to have done this many times after the episode of Friends (geocities.com) where Chandler has everyone do it. The last two states, Arizona and Pennsylvania, took longer than they should have. (edited by wesman1111 on 5.3.07 1233)
Gugs Bierwurst Since: 9.7.02 From: Sleep (That's where I'm a viking) Since last post: 1135 days Last activity: 263 days
Y!: # 8 Posted on 5.3.07 1326.07 | Instant Rating: 4.96 I got all 50 in 2:20. Thanks, 50 States in Alphabetical Order Song! Click Here (youtube.com)
DrDirt Banger Since: 8.10.03 From: flyover country Since last post: 11 days Last activity: 19 hours # 9 Posted on 5.3.07 1407.08 | Instant Rating: 8.37 Had 3:56 left. Had five minutes left until I forgot how to spell a state. Whatan idiot. Perception is reality
drjayphd Scrapple Moderator Since: 22.4.02 From: Outside of Boston Since last post: 15 hours Last activity: 12 hours # 10 Posted on 5.3.07 1559.28 | Instant Rating: 6.95
You wanted the best, you got... Out of Context Quote of the Week.
"I think I just wanted to say "Ass Pirate"." (
Guru Zim) Got to about 48, then couldn't think of the last two: Utah and New Jersey. But really, who remembers either of those? Finished with 3:01 left.
KJames199 Scrapple Moderator Since: 10.12.01 From: #yqr Since last post: 6 days Last activity: 5 hours # 11 Posted on 5.3.07 1735.38 | Instant Rating: 6.14 I got 44. I'd say I did okay for being Canadian, but no, that score still sucks. For the record, I missed Indiana, Iowa, Maryland, Nebraska, New Hampshire, and Wyoming. JK
hansen9j Andouille Since: 7.11.02 From: Riderville, SK Since last post: 16 days Last activity: 14 hours # 12 Posted on 5.3.07 1836.53 | Instant Rating: 5.33 49, because I assumed it wasn't giving me credit for Cali, and missed that I actually was lacking Nevada. I stopped at 3:33 figuring I had passed. Proud member of the Dwight Army of Champions.
Mr. Boffo Scrapple Since: 24.3.02 From: Oshkosh, WI Since last post: 1068 days Last activity: 1029 days # 13 Posted on 5.3.07 1851.25 | Instant Rating: 5.12 Originally posted by Gugs I got all 50 in 2:20. Thanks, 50 States in Alphabetical Order Song! Ditto. 90 seconds.
shinstrife Boudin rouge Since: 5.10.02 Since last post: 120 days Last activity: 1 day
AIM: # 14 Posted on 5.3.07 1911.29 | Instant Rating: 4.89 I forgot Nevada. Blarrrrgeh.
Bullitt Shot in the dark Since: 11.1.02 From: Houston Since last post: 336 days Last activity: 92 days # 15 Posted on 5.3.07 1913.21 | Instant Rating: 6.48 Got them all with 5:11 left. These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing.
Feely Merguez Since: 6.10.02 From: Long Island, NY Since last post: 874 days Last activity: 8 hours # 16 Posted on 5.3.07 2050.04 | Instant Rating: 5.85 Did it in 3:16. Got 47 within 1:45 or so, then took forever for Utah, Missouri and then Wisconsin. Had to go through all the I-A college football teams in my head by conference. -Feely AH BUENO MAS TWINKIES
Redcumo Bauerwurst Since: 3.11.02 From: BC Canada Since last post: 347 days Last activity: 347 days # 17 Posted on 5.3.07 2100.18 | Instant Rating: 7.78 I got it with 3:19 remaining. And I'm Canadian.
Packman V2 Bratwurst Since: 16.3.04 From: Albuquerque, NM Since last post: 6 days Last activity: 16 hours
Y!: # 18 Posted on 5.3.07 2104.07 | Instant Rating: 5.21 Got them all with 5:38 left....Louisiana was #50. I was surprised I missed it because i did 4/5 MIMAL states, and it was the lone hold out. Co-Winner of the 2006 Time Magazine Person of the Year Award
Oliver Scrapple Since: 20.6.02 Since last post: 487 days Last activity: 481 days # 19 Posted on 5.3.07 2120.10 | Instant Rating: 4.36 I got 40. Not half bad, but I was really screwed up by the ones west of the Cental and Eastern time zones. I tried District of Columbia, but that didn't compute. Is that not a state? I've seen TWO movies so far this year: Because I Said So - (3*); Borat - (5*)
OlFuzzyBastard Knackwurst Since: 28.4.02 From: Pittsburgh, PA Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 40 days
AIM: # 20 Posted on 5.3.07 2231.10 | Instant Rating: 5.15 I did with 8:04 remaining - but in the fifth grade we had to sing this song with all the states in alphabetical order to the tune of "The Turkey In The Straw" and it's been wedged in my brain for the last, gosh, twenty years or so now. So I kinda sorta cheated. (But, yeah, naming all 50 states in thirty seconds is my favorite lame party trick that impresses people for some reason. Unless they went to my elementary school.) Pages: 1 2 Next
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