-Ivory in Da House- First big confidential scoop was that Ivory's real name isn't Ivory *gasp*. Ivory and her brothers got in their underwear to wrestle (I guess that's all right, is it?). Ivory's highschool is the same highschool they film a lot of annoying highschool shows and movies. Ivory was a wild child. Showed her in GLOW, did stunt work for Universal which is interesting and then got the call up from WWE, and now is one of the longest serving Divas... Next week, confidential digs deep as Ivory asks, "Where the hell did my push go from a couple of months back. I was getting over and you pull the carpet from under me in favor of Greener Kim, You bastards I DESERVE BETTER. You think doing this lame confidential piece will shut me up"(WWE quickly cuts away claiming technical difficulties LoL)
-Evolution *hearts* Motorhead- I'd love to go through Flair's & Orton's CD collection and give you 10:1 odds that neither have them have anything close to Motorhead LoL. Lemmy looks funny. The other members of the band do most of the talking... Just saw HHH Y2Stinger ad, ohh so cheesy LoL
-Outside the Ropes: Bradshaw- Oh this was bad. Lots of Fishing and Beer Questions and references. Josh did a good job trying to play off Bradshaw. I did like the question that if he bought "Have More Money Now" he'd actually have "Less money now" in his pocket, LoL... The sole highlight of Bradshaw was when he said Faarooq reaction to his new haircut was simply "Damn" LoL
-BigBossMan vs. Mountie- Didn't show much of the match, but it showed Mountie going to jail, flipping the bird WTF. Then going to jail-cell and having a big guy in leather come on to him... I guess prison rape was the pay off of the feud, what era was this again LoL
-Kurt's gettin hot in here- Kurt please save this show! And he did his best. Kurt is just plain ol' funny. Kurt walked in some hot water and first said he really wants to swear but trying his best to keep it in but finally had to let loose with *bleep bleep bleep*. Bunch of Japanese people watches Kurt dress and undress then a man starts massaging him while another one in an Ultimo Dragon mask watches on! This is just bizarre! LoL. Kurt says he's going to work extra stiff on Ultimo just because of this creepy guy in the Ultimo mask. Kurt cracks some jokes about it taking 3 weeks just to work on Big Shows ass, haha
-Torrie's getting cold in here- Idaho is known for it's snow, didn't know that. Idaho is a funny name for a state, get it I-da-Ho, well I thought it was funny when I was like 10 hehe. Oh well, Torrie is really giving Terri a run for her money in the "I cut glass with my nipples" competition... In the next weeks there will be more in depth and groundbreaking segments on the upcoming Raw magazine diva photos.
I usually sing the praises of Confidential but this week was pretty horrible. One huge shinning light was Kurt Angle in Japan, which had a mix of funny and surrealness to it LoL. The first segment that focused on Ivory was cool as well... The rest of the show was pretty lame
Kurt Angle was his usual brilliant self in Japan. Best part was his jokes on Ultimo and Show.
The Bossman-Mountie match and the hijinks after were fun.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hell hath froze over, Bradshaw on "Outside the Ropes" was very, very funny. Not only was it the highlight of Confidential, it was one of the funniest "Outside the Ropes" Highlights included Bradshaw's Farooq imitation, him making fun of Josh, his Cowboys thoughts, and a whole bunch of stuff I can't think of at the moment.
Overall, I actually liked this week's Confidential.
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The Ivory segment was cool. I never knew she grew up around Torrance. And the moment I saw Ivory outside her school, I knew that was Sunnydale High. Any fan of BtVS would notice that off the bat.
The Motorhead story was alright, I wonder how long before WWE releases another theme CD with the theme on it? Am I the only one that was creeped out when Orton did the devil-horns, stuck out his tongue and went "ahhhhhhhh"? I guess the ladies would disagree but that was just...yeah.
Loved the Angle segment. "Ow, my Olympic genetalia!" That was pretty funny how that guy was there in his Ultimo mask. For a minute there, I thought he'd be the one massaging Kurt. Now that would've been a hoot. Going off-topic for a moment, I wonder if any of the WWE guys picked up any puro tapes while in Japan?
I remember watching that Bossman/Mountie match on PPV and being so hyped for this match and being behind Bossman. Although back then, I don't think I realized Mountie flipped off the cops, but I remember the cellmate coming on to him. And at 7, strangely, I already got the joke.
Bradshaw was pretty funny in the "Outside the Ropes" portion. Could it be, the haircut has made Bradshaw more entertaining? Definitely one of the best "Outside the Ropes" segments so far.
As for the Torrie segment, I have yet to renew my RAW magazine subscription, but I think i'll definitely be picking up that October issue.
Damn, I missed Kurt. Looks to me that most segments on Confidential that happen in Japan are worth seeing. Cena and Matt Hardy, now Kurt and some freak in an Ultimo Dragon mask. Oh well, the recap was kewl, Net Hack Slasher.
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Originally posted by VanillaSkyThe Mountie/Boss Man match was good fun. I think Boss Man won that one with an Alabama Slamma, which was the first time I'd ever seen that move.
That jail skit is one of my favorite non-wrestling match pro-wrestling memories for me. Jacques Rougeau's reaction to his cell-mate's blatant homosexuality ("Oh my GOD!") is one of my fondest pro-wrestling memories ever.
OK, so far we all seem to be unanimous on the Ivory segment (cool) & the Kurt segment (hilarious). We're totally split on the Bradshaw segment -- I absolutely hated it. The Motorhead segment didn't really have much content, did it? Not being the target audience for the Torrie segment, I happily fast-forwarded.
Originally posted by GrubbyLongJohnsAm I the only one that was creeped out when Orton did the devil-horns, stuck out his tongue and went "ahhhhhhhh"? I guess the ladies would disagree but that was just...yeah.
"Creeped out" isn't exactly the phrase. More like "Randy, what the hell are you thinking?" or "Randy, stop acting like a 9 year-old." Perhaps Randy needs to evolve just a bit more before he can be left unsupervised with a live camera.
What the ladies will agree on is that there was way too much towel in the Kurt Angle segment. :-)
Hate to be the bearer of sad news, but according to DEAN's statement on the DVD board, there will be no Workrate Report of Much Hilarity (my words, not his) this week. Speaking for myself, I know there's a little less TGI in my F this week.