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Since: 27.7.03
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#1 Posted on
Does anyone actually watch it? My friend loves it because according to her I am the real life version of Kerry. I'm only going to watch it if someone gives a really good reason to so off you go...



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Since: 2.6.03
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#2 Posted on
I've never watched the show, but Kaley Cuoco (who plays Bridget--thanks imdb) is a fine piece of booty.

And now I feel dirty.
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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.65

    Originally posted by Purple Pixie
    Does anyone actually watch it?
Neilsen says 4.6 million Americans watch it.

'course, I'm not one of them, so that don't help much, does it.



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Since: 7.8.02
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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.20
I've seen it once or twice because of my strange loyalty to any John Ritter project. Reminds me of the old TGIF shows, complete with token jailbait daughter.



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#5 Posted on
I try to catch it on occassion. And yes, Ritter rocks. But I stick around to oogle at Kaley Cuoco.

The show as a whole is pretty good with some funny banter, especially when Ritter is involved.

I know ABC is bringing back TGIF. Not sure if 8 Simple Rules is going to be included in the lineup.





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#6 Posted on
(retches)

I don't know how ANYONE can find this show funny. It just... isn't. Katey Segal and John Ritter have less than no chemistry... it's almost like you can't picture them together. And Ritter's banter isn't funny, it's just... dumb. Not even dumb in a funny way. Just stupid. Mercifully, it doesn't appear to be part of the TGIF lineup.

Although I will agree, the daughters make the show MUCH easier to tolerate, if only on a visual level.



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#7 Posted on

    Originally posted by Purple Pixie
    Does anyone actually watch it? My friend loves it because according to her I am the real life version of Kerry. I'm only going to watch it if someone gives a really good reason to so off you go...


Well in my opinion that isn't a compliment, that girl is sooo annoying.



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Since: 2.1.02
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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.95
It was bound to happen sooner or later


    Originally posted by drjayphd
    (retches)

    I don't know how ANYONE can find this show funny. It just... isn't. Katey Segal and John Ritter have less than no chemistry... it's almost like you can't picture them together. And Ritter's banter isn't funny, it's just... dumb. Not even dumb in a funny way. Just stupid. Mercifully, it doesn't appear to be part of the TGIF lineup.

    Although I will agree, the daughters make the show MUCH easier to tolerate, if only on a visual level.

I agree with everything you just said, except for that sometimes I hate the blonde chick, but only because I know people who actually behave like that in real life. Same with Jackie from "That 70s Show".

Meanwhile, does anyone KNOW what the "8 Simple Rules" ARE????




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Since: 3.1.02
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#9 Posted on
These are the 10 Rules that have made their way around the Net a few times

Okay all you dads and dating guys out there, this is for you!

Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter

Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package,
because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so
long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep
your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear
their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please
don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete
idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose
this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing
and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to
ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your
date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your
trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, intimacy without utilizing a
"barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes
to that , I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:
In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics,
and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I
require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter
back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date
other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter.
Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to
date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I
will make you cry.

Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and
more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on
time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her
makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate
Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful,
like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter. Places
where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places
where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places
where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or
happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce
my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than
overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. Movies
with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which
features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are
better.

Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged,
dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the
all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going
and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and
nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the
house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of
your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a nice paddy outside
of Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head
frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter
home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with
both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a
clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then
return to your car- there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged
face at the window is mine.





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Since: 1.8.02
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#10 Posted on
Excellent -- I've never seen that list before! As a public service, I've dutifully forwarded it to all of my daddy-with-daughter friends. I especially like 1, 3, 6 & 10 -- clearly stated cause & effect relationships! :-)
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Since: 25.1.02
From: Chicagoland with Hoosiers, or "The Region"

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#11 Posted on
    Originally posted by GrubbyLongJohns
    Not sure if 8 Simple Rules is going to be included in the lineup.


No, it's staying in its Tuesday night 8e/p, 7c time slot, meaning it will continue to get assraped in the ratings by Gilmore Girls in Los Angeles, Chicago and St. Louis.

And they'll all job to American Idol. Sigh.

The show is there. Not great, not bad, just filler. It just isn't as annoying as most of the sitcom fare these days, thus it looks better by comparison. Quality-wise, Bonnie Hunt made 8 Simple Rules its whore last year, but had worse competition and didn't get the ratings. Less Than Perfect wasn't bad, either.

(edited by PeterStork on 21.8.03 1740)


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Since: 13.5.03
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#12 Posted on
I love this show. It helps that I think both daughters, Kaley Cuoco and Amy Davidson are hot. To be honest, I also think Katey Sagal is kinda hot. But anyway, I do think the show is funny, the cast makes me laugh. So I will continue to watch this show.



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Since: 7.4.03
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#13 Posted on
It sad that this show suck so bad. I mean the John Ritter and ...damn forgot her name Kelly right? Anyway these two are funny I love them in the othere shows, but my problems is the kids their all suck ass and stupid. The blond daughter needs to go do porno. The redhair is funny and the boy a dork and should be shout. It's a crappy show I miss all the funny shows that was on about 5 years ago.



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