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| #1 Posted on 24.10.02 2317.53 Reposted on: 24.10.09 2317.56 | Well, as you all well know, this week's RAW ended with Kane threatening to screw Trippulaytch's corpse, then proceed to drive away (with an open trunk). My question is, will Kane's plans of killing Trippulaytch throught the use of drunk-driving come to fruition, or will Hunter refuse to do the job to the Grim Reaper yet again? Promote this thread! | | Redhawk1810
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| #2 Posted on 24.10.02 2326.33 Reposted on: 24.10.09 2326.39 | I'm pretty sure next week we'll get to sit through about 6 different segments of this:
1. Kane is still driving (after a full week, he just happens to end up in whatever city RAW is in) with HHH (who hasn't eaten in a week) in the trunk. Kane yells back at him that his night's not over.
2. Kane arrives at the graveyard, which already has a square hole ready and waiting. He pulls HHH (who should be dead or close to it by now, yet hasn't even pissed his pants or anything) out of the trunk.
3. Kane starts to bury HHH (how ironic), but decides he'd rather do something much worse to him (get your mind out of the gutter).
4. Kane puts HHH back in the car.
5. Kane arrives at a funeral home. He wants to embalm HHH alive, but then decides he wants to show him something instead.
6. Kane brings HHH to...the open casket of Katie Vick (still open after 10 years) and locks HHH in there with her. We go off the air with HHH screaming from inside the casket.
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| #3 Posted on 24.10.02 2328.48 Reposted on: 24.10.09 2329.01 | Since HHH was able to kcik out of the trunk in five seconds, I don't think he was ever in any "real" danger... maybe he'll just no-sell getting screwed by Kane (which was the only real promise Kane made).
I think it would be funnier if he DID sell getting screwed by Kane.... I can see him limping down the ramp now...
(Wow, there's nothing like celebrating your 200th post with an anal rape joke) | StaggerLee
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| #4 Posted on 24.10.02 2335.40 Reposted on: 24.10.09 2337.18 | I say they have Kane take him (HHH) out to the desert, where he is going to bury him, and Goldberg comes out of nowhere, delivers a brutal kick, and gives him a concussion so bad, he has to retire. Kane takes the title belt, and is the champ by default. | miknight
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| #5 Posted on 24.10.02 2338.42 Reposted on: 24.10.09 2341.02 | I know it's a long shot but this week could go by without triple H in every segment. maybe only 1 or 4. hopefully they take advantage and fill his timeslot for talking and boring matches with 3-4 good matches just for the sake of it. | tomvejada
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| #6 Posted on 25.10.02 0811.55 Reposted on: 25.10.09 0815.40 | Maybe Kane will throw HHH into a river. That would be cool.
(edited by tomvejada on 25.10.02 0612) | Ringmistress
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| #7 Posted on 25.10.02 1029.31 Reposted on: 25.10.09 1029.39 |
Originally posted by miknight I know it's a long shot but this week could go by without triple H in every segment. maybe only 1 or 4. hopefully they take advantage and fill his timeslot for talking and boring matches with 3-4 good matches just for the sake of it.
That would be interesting, to say the least.
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| #8 Posted on 25.10.02 1032.48 Reposted on: 25.10.09 1033.12 | Trip has one break in this angle, it involves Kane, not Bradshaw. Imagine trying to figure out who gets to anally rape whom to prove they are the leader of the locker room and fully support the angle if Bradshaw had not been injured. | Ringmistress
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| #9 Posted on 25.10.02 1035.14 Reposted on: 25.10.09 1035.32 | Eww, I didn't even have my breakfast yet...
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| #10 Posted on 25.10.02 1037.00 Reposted on: 25.10.09 1037.53 |
Originally posted by redsoxnation Trip has one break in this angle, it involves Kane, not Bradshaw. Imagine trying to figure out who gets to anally rape whom to prove they are the leader of the locker room and fully support the angle if Bradshaw had not been injured.
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| #11 Posted on 25.10.02 1312.39 Reposted on: 25.10.09 1313.50 | Well...they will show footage from the drive that a camera crew just happened to be at the destination in the desert before Kane even got there. Kane and Hurricane will beat up HHH, leave him out in the desert to rot. But on Raw HHH will stumble into the arena during the last quarter hour with his clothes all ripped up and bloody.
Wait, Wait! I am having Flair-Nitro flashbacks, nevermind... | Austin Bradshaw vs NWO 59
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| #12 Posted on 26.10.02 0010.13 Reposted on: 26.10.09 0011.12 | I don't think HHH can be killed. Everything that's thrown at him he survives, and at the same time humiliates whatever it was.
For example, shooting HHH will result in him no-selling the bullet, and holding it back in the midcards. The bullet would have to feud for many weeks with Ric flair, then it would be put into a shitty angle involving monkeys, corn, scat, and clowns. | DarrylTheHitman
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| #13 Posted on 26.10.02 0016.12 Reposted on: 26.10.09 0020.46 | If HHH can't be killed maybe he's undead like a vampire. If he's undead, maybe screwing a corpse doesn't count as necrophilia. Maybe I'm clutching at straws. Maybe I use the word maybe too much. | Lexus
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| #14 Posted on 26.10.02 0158.34 Reposted on: 26.10.09 0159.03 |
Originally posted by redsoxnation Trip has one break in this angle, it involves Kane, not Bradshaw. Imagine trying to figure out who gets to anally rape whom to prove they are the leader of the locker room and fully support the angle if Bradshaw had not been injured.
You, sir, have made this place unsafe for the drunken net surfer. While funny, I had nothing more than the feeling that my Taco Bell was about to force its way back up out of my throat. Back to porno for me! | Tragic1
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| #15 Posted on 26.10.02 0225.36 Reposted on: 26.10.09 0229.01 | Why does the term 'screw' in this instance have to refer to ass-rape? I don't recall Vince getting in the ring at Montreal and sodomizing Bret Hart.
For all we know, Kane places HHH in a no-win situation, like agree to an Inferno match at Survivor Series or get buried alive or something like that. That way HHH is screwed no matter what he chooses. | Ana Ng
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| #16 Posted on 26.10.02 0259.13 Reposted on: 26.10.09 0304.33 | If we're having Kane drag H out to the desert, maybe they could ride motorcycles out there and Kane could ask H what he would do if he was stuck out there in the desert and H could say he would steal his motorcycle and make a jacket out of Kane's skin and wear it in the desert and Kane could then respect H for the badass he truly is and then Jericho could come out and save the segment.
(edited by Ana Ng on 26.10.02 0259) | Ozzysun
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| #17 Posted on 26.10.02 1018.55 Reposted on: 26.10.09 1020.06 | You know since they started playing 4 hours of SG1 every monday I've stopped watching Raw.. | Redhawk1810
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| #18 Posted on 26.10.02 2333.24 Reposted on: 26.10.09 2334.24 | Originally posted by Tragic1 Why does the term 'screw' in this instance have to refer to ass-rape? I don't recall Vince getting in the ring at Montreal and sodomizing Bret Hart.
For all we know, Kane places HHH in a no-win situation, like agree to an Inferno match at Survivor Series or get buried alive or something like that. That way HHH is screwed no matter what he chooses.
If Kane wasn't referring to ass-rape, why would he throw in the "You might be alive or dead" line? You can't figuratively screw (i.e. Vince-Bret) someone who's dead, can you? Of course not. On top of that, Kane doesn't have the power to "screw" HHH. Only people like Vince or whatever Evil GM/Commissioner/Special Enforcer he's hired can screw people figuratively. Unless Kane is going to cost HHH the title, and we all know THAT ain't happening.
(edited by Redhawk1810 on 26.10.02 2133) | shinstrife
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| #19 Posted on 27.10.02 0117.41 Reposted on: 27.10.09 0109.16 | I personally think that it will end in a Buried Alive match(oh much I missed ye) or the elimination chamber if it is not War Games,and Kane will win. Otherwise I say he comes back as "dead game" a zombie version of himself who's only words..
"Screw Stephanie....stop mid carders...no sell...hoooolldddd down talent...smash smash!" | Dahak
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| #20 Posted on 27.10.02 1249.52 Reposted on: 27.10.09 1259.02 | God just kill this angle now. |
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