#1 Posted on 20.3.05 1602.02 Reposted on: 20.3.12 1606.27
(image removed) I went to work for about an hour, and then decided to come home and sleep for another eight hours. My new company is very sensitive to HIPAA so you can't even tell them you're sick when you're obviously right in front of them being VERY sick, so I said "I'm HIPAA" and she said "please don't breathe in my area, not that I'm saying your sick" and I went home. I'll be fine to work tomorrow as long as I'm under the influence of Sudafed. Did you know MOST people around here only buy Sudafed so they can turn it into METH? I think that's the story, but I'm too lazy (and sick) to look it up and confirm it, so SOMEBODY will have lots of fun taking advantage of a rare chance to correct me!
As you can see, I'm extra grumpy and particularly prone to yell at people who post hundreds of times when I think they shouldn't, so don't cross ME, my man.
It's unfortunate that so few people saw this tie at work, but at least through the magic of CRZ'S WORLD AT THE W, *you* can see this tie NOW!
MADE IN U.S.A.
100% IMPORTED SILK
For an encore, I considered scanning in one of my used Kleenexes so you could see the really interesting colour AND texture of mucus I've been dealing with, but I *believe* there's a "bodily fluids" clause in our Adsense agreement. HAPPY BELATED, AARON - I LOVE YOU AS IF YOU WERE MY BROTHER (the Christmas presents will go out soon)
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#4 Posted on 22.3.05 1431.58 Reposted on: 22.3.12 1432.20
There are federal limits on the amount of Ephederine (the drug, the active ingredient in Sudafed) because you can make meth with it. Man, the people on Ephedrine are bad enough, I can't imagine what it would be like if you made a harder drug out of it.
Although the limit is two packages a day, which could amount to as many as 96 pills. Still seems like a lot to me.
(edited by Mr. Boffo on 22.3.05 1432)
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