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The 7 - Recap Feedback - Year in Quotes 2001 - December 2001 Smackdowns
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What do you MEAN, you're urinating nitrogen today? U P N - Thursday!
WWF SMACKDOWN 6.12.2001

LAST MONDAY: Go read the RAW report - and imagine what it's like if they mute out every utterance of the word "ass" - that's your set of clips
WWF SMACKDOWN 6.12.2001

Referee "Blind" Mike Chioda actually does a big frisk job to make sure Regal has no knux on him - holy crap, somebody's FINALLY thinking out there!
WWF SMACKDOWN 6.12.2001

Edgecution - 1, 2, 3! BOTH MEN WERE LEGAL OWWWWWW HAVE MERCY CHIODA FOR REF OF THE YEAR (3:38)
WWF SMACKDOWN 6.12.2001

Man, you sure can tell when it's a TV-PG show, can't you? "Keister!" "Buttocks!" "Rear end!" "BUTT!"
AND...how come TNN can air the "fuck" but has to pixellate out the boobies?
WWF SMACKDOWN 6.12.2001

Angle lets loose with the hysterics..."That's a good one, Mr. McMahon! You're funny!" ...commentators will be quick to tell us Angle's kissin' butt. Tell us ABOUT A HUNDRED TIMES.
WWF SMACKDOWN 6.12.2001

THEN TEST WOTSITOLLA BOOTS HEBNER!!! Yeah! Now THAT is how a man with IMMUNITY acts!
WWF SMACKDOWN 6.12.2001

THE BUTT (I can't POSSIBLY say "ass" - it's still the first hour, after all...even if Rock doesn't know it - and even if I've already dropped the f-bomb twice in this paragraph, hmmmmm) makes his entrance at this point.
WWF SMACKDOWN 6.12.2001

Good job by the people normally leaving those plot holes open, that. (So why damn them with faint praise?) Oh...well, sorry again, then.
WWF SMACKDOWN 6.12.2001

Some oddly familiar music hits...it's the return of RIKASHMONEY! Hey, the Rock's finally paying him back for running down Austin for him!
WWF SMACKDOWN 6.12.2001

MOMENTS AGO! Rikishi backed it up - give it two angles, but make 'em both WIDE
WWF SMACKDOWN 6.12.2001

Cole runs down how this match came about, saying in essence that the vignette they'd taped either (a) sucked or (b) had to be cut to fit in the asskissin' segment. Jackie took exception to Crash wishing Trish luck back on Monday, and Crash said something about it only being a girl's match, and said she was acting all gay about it, and then he probably said something unkind about black chicks, and then.....no, no, he probably didn't do any of that.
WWF SMACKDOWN 6.12.2001

Don't worry, fans - right after we left for the ad break, I think Faarooq probably must have said "Damn."
WWF SMACKDOWN 6.12.2001

Sadly, Bradshaw did not perform a fallaway slam in this match.
WWF SMACKDOWN 6.12.2001

If Sharmell keeps her brow furrowed like that, she's gonna get crow's feet!!!
WWF SMACKDOWN 6.12.2001

JERICHO TAPS!! (8:01) Post-match, Angle hits the ring and throws a tantrum about his partner tapping out - he picks up Jericho - OLYMPIC SLAM ON JERICHO!!! Angle leaves the ring. THEN, and I couldn't believe it myself, Tim White gives Jericho a BIG SPLASH! And THEN a hot dog vendor hops the barricade and gives Jericho a MOONSAULT! And THEN Yokozuna comes back from the dead and gives Jericho a BANZAI DROP! And finally, Vampiro - yes, even Vampiro comes out...and spikes Jericho with the NAIL IN THE COFFIN. Man, when *Vampiro* makes you his bitch....and that's the end of THAT chapter! But let's look back in the ring...
WWF SMACKDOWN 6.12.2001

After a thorough search of Regal by referee "Blind" Mike Chioda...Kurt Angle passes him the pair of brass knux. Man, heels can be so CRAFTY sometimes.
WWF SMACKDOWN 13.12.2001

Raise the roof yo raise the roof yo got my wedgie goin'...but Regal makes the save.
WWF SMACKDOWN 13.12.2001

Gundam - Level 0 - only make fun of it
WWF SMACKDOWN 13.12.2001

One more thumbs up - through the ropes and away - Torrie makes her "I want to fuck him!" smile after him.
WWF SMACKDOWN 13.12.2001

I hope Sonic is paying them good money for all these mentions.
WWF SMACKDOWN 13.12.2001

Test makes Earl Hebner flinch - oh, look, Hebner's in another Test match. HMMM. Hebner responds by pointing to his WWF patch. STALEMATE...WELL PLAYED, HEBNER.
WWF SMACKDOWN 13.12.2001

MOMENTS AGO! Look at all those Security personnel just standing by while Austin goes to work!
WWF SMACKDOWN 13.12.2001

Wow, I'm just SAILING through this. Being lazy RULES!
WWF SMACKDOWN 13.12.2001

See, THIS match came about because.....somebody threw some darts?
WWF SMACKDOWN 13.12.2001

Oops, Cole said "RAW is WAR." He's fired.
WWF SMACKDOWN 13.12.2001

Vince's cel rings - oh man this must be one of those MAGIC phones because now we can hear Booker T's voice on the other end!
WWF SMACKDOWN 13.12.2001

"I could have taken that sucka straight outta the game" - then he proceeds to tells Vince EXACTLY WHERE HE IS. Dummy....well, wait. Maybe he didn't know he was talking to the MAGIC phone and the entire world was listening?
WWF SMACKDOWN 13.12.2001

“Vince, I think I just saw Austin's truck...I gotta go." Geez, couldn't Vince afford to send out Lance Wright in the ECW helicopter?
WWF SMACKDOWN 13.12.2001

"Hugh Morris" says "Do I think there's something special about the holiday season? Yes! Because when else can you get the tooth fairy to put money underneath your pillow?" Then he looks CONFUSED...ha ha, he's a wacky one. (Also, he's unemployed - oops)
WWF SMACKDOWN 13.12.2001

Whoa, it's MAGIC! We can hear the other end of the phone again! Wait, I GOT IT - Vince must have a microphone planted in his SKULL and THAT'S how we can hear the phone when HE'S talking but we COULDN'T hear it when *Flair* was on the phone. Wow, I sure am glad I figured this out!
WWF SMACKDOWN 13.12.2001

What's up with that BOD ad? It's totally for gay guys, right? ...right? (Maybe the gay guys can help me out again - do I still have gay readers?)
WWF SMACKDOWN 13.12.2001

Austin puts the 12 pack in Booker's lap (he's still in the cart) and rolls him on - now we're in Aisle 5. I wonder how many aisles this store has. Booker is crying like a BITCH.
WWF SMACKDOWN 13.12.2001

Man, the tea is RIGHT THERE but Austin passes up THAT joke.
WWF SMACKDOWN 13.12.2001

MR. JERICHO and AWESOMETAKER (on his Beautiful Bourget Python Bike - with Final Fantasy X presents Royal Rumble!) v. ROB VAN DAM and THE ROCK - Wow, how prestigious is it to be Undisputed champion when you still have to enter first out of these four?
WWF SMACKDOWN 13.12.2001

Taker can't believe van Dam just pinned the Undisputed champ...I'm not sure WHY. I mean, which of these four guys would YOU think does the job? Maybe he can't believe Rock didn't get the pin. Well anyway, Jericho has another trickle of blood, Taker is busy making Tackleberry faces, Rock and van Dam have arms raised on the ramp, credits are up and I'm done halfassing it for today. BYE!
WWF SMACKDOWN 13.12.2001

Here come THE ROCK to say a few words and/or show off his BIG, BIG belt buckle.
WWF SMACKDOWN 20.12.2001

"Finally, the Rock HAS COME BACK to Nawlins!" Where's Lash LeRoux when you need him?
WWF SMACKDOWN 20.12.2001

[I hate it when they talk about local stuff I have to look up in order to spell - that's TWICE this week]
WWF SMACKDOWN 20.12.2001

Take a look at the exterior of the Arena! It's...an arena!
WWF SMACKDOWN 20.12.2001

If you don't believe Undertaker's a heel, perhaps this Special Video Look will help you out
WWF SMACKDOWN 20.12.2001

Yikes, what a NOTHING segment. I mean, even more than normal!
WWF SMACKDOWN 20.12.2001

Hardy clutches his larynx as Taker reclaims his title belt. Replay is good 'n' graphic - from two angles. If they can't get him booed NOW, they might as well give up. (Hell, I like him either way, but that's just me.)
WWF SMACKDOWN 20.12.2001

Backstage, Hardy is about to be loaded into the ambulance...but not before getting a visitor. "Hey, boy! On this trip to the hospital you're getting ready to make, I want you to ask yourself one question......was the (beep) really worth it?" OHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP I wonder what Sara thinks of this (no, I don't) off goes the ambulance...
WWF SMACKDOWN 20.12.2001

Q: Why is Flair laughing at a TV that isn't even on? A: Senile
WWF SMACKDOWN 20.12.2001

UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: MR. JERICHO (with EARLIER TONIGHT!) v. WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW - Champ enters first because Flair is SCREWING WITH HIM - Jericho, with no time to prepare, still wears his funny pants out to the ring. WILL BIG SHOW FINALLY REGAIN HIS RIGHTFUL PLACE AS THE STANDARDBEARER AND FLAGSHIP OF THE WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION? (Probably not, no.) Hey, remember when Giant was protecting Jericho as part of an NWO joke? Me either.
WWF SMACKDOWN 20.12.2001

ARE YOU SHITTING ME IT'S THE BIG BOSS MAN and HE's got a chair in hand - WHACK!
WWF SMACKDOWN 20.12.2001

KMAX is giving away motocross tix to people who register for the contest during SmackDown! I'm not doubting the *existence* of a crossover audience between the WWF and the IFMA, but I'm definitely not a part of it.
WWF SMACKDOWN 27.12.2001

Mr. McMahon happens upon Chad Patton and Perry Saturn (who isn't bleaching his facial hair any more). McMahon sends Patton to tell Flair that he better find a way to make his monitor work, as he's about to go out and address the crowd. For Saturn....a handshake - hey, thanks for showing up tonight, Perry!
WWF SMACKDOWN 27.12.2001

Wow, you get the feeling that somebody on the writing staff "discovered" this great NEW ending called the countout and they liked it SO much that they started making sure they used it ONCE A SHOW-- well, perhaps I'm exaggerating. Still, you get the idear.
WWF SMACKDOWN 27.12.2001

And now Christian takes a stinkface for Canada.
WWF SMACKDOWN 27.12.2001

Angle busts a move - well, maybe a quarter of a move.
WWF SMACKDOWN 27.12.2001

Pot/Kettle/Black comment of the week from Cole: "They could be in Revenge of the Nerds, Part VIII!"
WWF SMACKDOWN 27.12.2001

Backstage, Trish Stratus stretches - she wants you to look down her shirt! Women's title on the line NEXT!
WWF SMACKDOWN 27.12.2001

Taker grabs a plastic garbage can and uses it (hey! There was TRASH in that!)
WWF SMACKDOWN 27.12.2001

Catch the WWF - LIVE! In a week, SmackDown! is live in Washington! Also, Moncton, Fredericton, St. John and MONCTON! MONCTON! I just like saying MONCTON! WE ROCK THE MONCTON COLISEUM!
WWF SMACKDOWN 27.12.2001

MOMENTS AGO! Taker choked out Tajiri....then ran away from Big Show. Also moments ago, I typed MONCTON! with great amusement
WWF SMACKDOWN 27.12.2001

Curiously, Stephanie is filmed from the waist up, with her left arm covering the area underneath her rack....hmmm, perhaps because SHE'S BIG AS A HORSE GUYS.
WWF SMACKDOWN 27.12.2001

UP NEXT: You know what? MONCTON!
WWF SMACKDOWN 27.12.2001

Yeah, it's nice that Boss Man's dropped some weight, but he should probably go back to the flak jacket since sweating right through a dress shirt looks a little....well, uncivilised.
WWF SMACKDOWN 27.12.2001

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And THERE YOU HAVE IT. Like any of you are actually reading this far... If you put together the assorted CRZ's YiQ 2001 posts to date, you'll have Raw, Smackdown, Nitro and WOW for the calendar year. I didn't do Thunder, as the Thunder torch was passed to E.C. Ostermeyer in October of 2000. This is no slight to E.C.; some of my best friends are E.C. Ostermeyers. But this list was, to my best understanding, designed to be the "Best of CRZ for 2001" so there you go.

So where the hell is the 2000 YiQ that all those people said they were collaborating on, hmmm?

Anyway. Add them together into one big file and snip out my comments (like these) and you've got the Year in Quotes 2001, daddy-O. If I missed any particular recaps, point 'em out or add some quotes yerself.

Share and enjoy.

jeff. Adding lots of HTML tags is left as an exercise for the reader.




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