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|  #1 Posted on 1.2.02 1535.31
Reposted on: 1.2.09 1559.05 | TONIGHT: Dudley Boyz & Nick Patrick v. Rock & Chris Jericho & Mike Chioda! OH BOY WRESTLING REFS!
TONIGHT: Stacy Keibler vs. Torrie Wilson in a bikini contest! OH BOY WRESTLING BIKINI CONTEST!
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.10.2001
Then, the ghost of Graham Chapman appeared and said "but it's not a PROPER punchline!" but everybody ignored him.
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.10.2001
Ross says that Spike decided to compete in this match rather than go out for a night on the town with the Show - that means that either the writers decided what they had in mind was gonna REALLY suck, or that it was gonna cost too much for a coupla midcarders, or actually they never had anything in mind and couldn't come up with some skits on short notice, or (and this is the most likely possibility) some other reason entirely.
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.10.2001
Here's a Special Video Look at Maven - or, as I like to call him.....well, Maven. Counting the number of times Snow says "charisma" in this piece reminds me that K-Kwik has been released.
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.10.2001
POINTS TO SELF v. KURT ANGLE (with SAP transmitido en espanol) in the most important nontitle match on the face of the earth, the most important match in the history of mankind, and the most important match I have recapped in this paragraph -
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.10.2001
Can you imagine the skill and drama it takes for Torrie Wilson to deliver these line? "Okay, Tajiri - is THIS bikini okay? Tajiri, I am SO looking forward to this tonight! You do not even know." No.....you don't
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.10.2001
KANE v. NAPPY T - Both men have something to prove. For Booker T, it's that he didn't deserve the snub in the vote to determine Angle's opponent. For Kane, it's that he can actually come out and wrestle a singles match despite having fallen off the Atkins diet wagon.
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.10.2001
Want the first season of Tough Enough on video or DVD? Why didn't you tape it for free when it was airing, you knucklehead? NOW you gotta pony up the dough and call this number!
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.10.2001
They play Sunny's music as they strip - is it just me, or did they deliberately find a nonflattering bikini for Stacy in order to make sure Torrie'd win? Not that there was gonna be a problem - the girl with the bigger tits ALWAYS wins, right?
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.10.2001
Stacy slaps Coach silly - probably ruining his equilibrium for six weeks (or until it stops being funny to write into the plotlines).
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.10.2001
Trish Stratus shills Stacker 2 again - again - what an awful ad this is. I'm so tired of seeing it. YOU'RE tired of READING about it. Right? We agree!
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.10.2001
Hey, did you know Nick Patrick is the son of the Masked Assassin? (Yeah, I told you that actually.) I'm sure I could explain how exactly this match came about, but......let's face it, when I'm this late I only get about 20% of my normal hits anyway, so why overexert my brain? Still, I WILL evoke some nostalgia by reminding long-time WWF viewers that back about ten years ago, Chioda was pro wrestling's KING FROSTED MULLET and man *those* were they days, weren't they? Hey, go back and check the tapes if you don't believe me.
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.10.2001
Hey, you know what this match REALLY needs? RIGHT! Teddy Long coming out and tying one of Jericho's hands behind his back! AND Scott Dickenson holding a dress!
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.10.2001
Bubba Ray with a snapmare for Jericho...wow, it's a reverse headlock but also a seated abdominal stretch! Go ON, big Bubba!
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.10.2001
Hey, you know what this was? This was like a house show dark match main event....except this time, it happened to be the SmackDown! main event. W-E-I-R-D.
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.10.2001
Moments Ago, Linda brightened all our nights
WWF SMACKDOWN 11.10.2001
Shane wonders who the new commissioner is - and what other announcements are gonna be made tonight. Then he DOESN'T look directly into the camera and say "stay tuned to find out - TONIGHT - ON SMACKDOWN!" but I think he WANTED to.
WWF SMACKDOWN 11.10.2001
You know what, if I hadn't been told about the "CRZ IS WALKING" sign out in the crowd during this entrance, I probably would have completely missed it myself! HEY HYATTE WHERE ARE YOUR SIGNS NOW? Sorry, I always wanted to do that.
WWF SMACKDOWN 11.10.2001
Commentators hype Buffy & Roswell - the way the ratings are going, they're going to need BUFFY to hype THEM
WWF SMACKDOWN 11.10.2001
X-Pac - OH GOOD LORD he's going for a powerbomb - YOU CAN'T POWERBOMB KIDMAN! You'd think he'd know that.
WWF SMACKDOWN 11.10.2001
Kidman backs up to the corner - YIKES - let's call it a "sitout facefirst reverse crucifix powerbomb" and hope nobody notices
WWF SMACKDOWN 11.10.2001
(Trivia: When was the last time Hebner didn't take a shot in his match?)
WWF SMACKDOWN 11.10.2001
Kurt Angle talks about life on the road - and how he plans to later divorce his wife. No, wait...buy the book, that can't be right.
WWF SMACKDOWN 11.10.2001
Trish Stratus shills Stacker 2 - again - again - I almost miss those Kane pasta ads
WWF SMACKDOWN 11.10.2001
Maven STILL hasn't bought any ringwear - man, he had a whole WEEK!
WWF SMACKDOWN 11.10.2001
WILLIAM REGAL v. KURT ANGLE - is it just me is it four minutes to the end of the show? I smell the earthy aroma of squash in the air...
WWF SMACKDOWN 11.10.2001
TOMMY DREAMER is out with a chair - Angle takes it from him - WHACK! Thanks for coming out, Tommy!
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That's it. I don't wanna hear from you until Monday!
WWF SMACKDOWN 11.10.2001
Let Us Take You Back Two Years to RAW - aww, Rock has sideburns. Oh man, they cut out the BITCHBITCHbitch part. Aww, Jericho has a shiny shirt and a bleached unicorn hairdo. Those were good times.
WWF SMACKDOWN 18.10.2001
RAVEN AND TOMMY DREAMER IN PARTY HATS OMG THIS RULES.
WWF SMACKDOWN 18.10.2001
Debra: "Hey! And guess what? I made the Debra cookies. They're good, aren't they?" Test is eating them....Booker has a longer memory. (Continuity!)
WWF SMACKDOWN 18.10.2001
Ha ha - Hugh Morrus using his party hat as a megaphone.
WWF SMACKDOWN 18.10.2001
A black limousine pulls up. The cameraman helpfully zooms in and out, but nothing happens.
WWF SMACKDOWN 18.10.2001
Bradshaw called Molly fat? Man, Bradshaw SUCKS.
WWF SMACKDOWN 18.10.2001
Where's my "DAMN." T-shirt?
WWF SMACKDOWN 18.10.2001
Tazz holds up a Stacker 2 truck - but I'll bet that guy runs out and STILL has to go to the store with Trish Stratus later
WWF SMACKDOWN 18.10.2001
Psst....this was a pretty good match - mostly 'cause Taker rules.
WWF SMACKDOWN 18.10.2001
Earlier this week, Linda McMahon announced that WWFE would be donating a million bucks to Mayor Giuliani. Here's a Special Video Look at that big photo op - wow, Linda is ALMOST as tall as Rudy!
WWF SMACKDOWN 18.10.2001
Holy cats, Justin Credible is still employed?
WWF SMACKDOWN 18.10.2001
"You're pathetic, you know that?" No, what's pathetic are those punches, Christian! (Meow!)
WWF SMACKDOWN 18.10.2001
Funny....I don't actually remember hearing from Angle tonight. How did he become an afterthought again?
WWF SMACKDOWN 18.10.2001
van Dam kicks him in the face with his free leg, shaking him off. Speaking of which, I think van Dam forgot to shake it off when he left the bathroom (okay, two pee jokes is enough, I think) but MAN it's so OBVIOUS looking!
WWF SMACKDOWN 18.10.2001
I also heard that the east coast got some unexpected Star Trek during the final Linda/Vince moments, as opposed to the unexpected Baywatch the west coast got during the opening minutes of the final segment. Hey, put the two shows together, you might get a complete final segment!
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.10.2001
It might be just me, but it seems like Austin's watch is getting more over than, say, Haku - at least, it's getting more television time
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.10.2001
I GET LETTERS: The Cubs Fan astutely notes: I think the best part of Heyman randomly remembering that Awesome and Dreamer didn't get along eightneen months ago is that, when they temporarly unite, no one remembers that RVD and Raven didn't get along all of two months ago.
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.10.2001
Tazz hijacks ANOTHER truck of Stacker 2 - honestly, you think the law enforcement officials would notice a PATTERN by now
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.10.2001
Wow, Omaha actually has a SKYLINE? Good for them!
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.10.2001
It might be just me, but it seems like Austin's watch is getting more over than, say, Essa Rios - at least, it's getting more television time
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.10.2001
It might be just me, but it seems like Austin's watch is getting more over than, say, D'Lo Brown - at least, it's getting more television time
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.10.2001
Good God - "Buffy: the Musical?" WHY?
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.10.2001
It might be just me, but it seems like Austin's watch is getting more over than, say, Billy Gunn - at least, it's getting more television time
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.10.2001
It might be just me, but it seems like Austin's watch is getting more over than, say, Bull Buchanan - at least, it's getting more television time
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.10.2001
- is it just me, or is that Chad Patton wearing the WCW ref shirt? OH MY GOD - CHAD PATTON HAS JUMPED TO THE ALLIANCE AND THE BALANCE OF POWER HAS SHIFTED AND SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT CAN NEVER BE THE SAME or maybe I'm just not supposed to notice stuff like that. On the other hand, it all starts with the little things.....oh well, let's watch this match.
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.10.2001
T looks around in disbelief as if to say "this is the WWF, right? Wasn't he supposed to hit a finisher before he pinned me?"
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.10.2001
Foley hits the "DDP taught me yoga" pose on the Twister mat (yikes) and tells us Al Snow and Tazz is next!
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.10.2001
It might be just me, but it seems like Austin's watch is getting more over than, say, Steve Blackman - at least, it's getting more television time
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.10.2001
Linda, the camera's on you....Linda? Okay, thanks.
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.10.2001
It might be just me, but it seems like Austin's watch is getting more over than, say, Val Venis - at least, it's getting more television time
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.10.2001
Shane grabs her and holds her arms back, arching her back to thrust out her ample bosoms...oh, wait...
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.10.2001
It might be just me, but it seems like Austin's watch is getting more over than, say, Crash - at least, it's getting more television time
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.10.2001
Moments Ago! They acted so nice, we had to view it twice - that Linda's a real hottie, yo
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.10.2001
She breaks down (hey, wood can't cry!)
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.10.2001
Pippi Longstockings - sorry, Jeff, awaits a tag - and gets it!
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.10.2001
Paul is quick to tell us that the Dudleyz are the first team to win the ECW, WWF and WCW tag team championships...which isn't as big a deal as the Road Warriors winning four different world titles, but they're not on my screen right now.
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.10.2001
Lita seems puzzled that Matt would actually get distracted by some other woman's ass, see, 'cause SHE knows he doesn't really LIKE girls....what?
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.10.2001
It might be just me, but it seems like Austin's watch is getting more over than, say, Perry Saturn - at least, it's getting more television time
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.10.2001
Cole: "The Rock is a class act - no whining, no complaining after losing the WCW title at No Mercy, giving Y2J his due..." Cole, are you NUTS? He's brought up the damn chair EVERY CHANCE HE'S HAD. He's a WHINER. WHINY ROCK WHO IS A WHINER, I should be calling him.
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.10.2001
Rock finds a chair - ROCK FINDS A CHAIR?!? AFTER ALL THAT WHINING ABOUT JERICHO ROCK GOES FOR A CHAIR? Oh, but it's LEGAL in this match - so Rock's NOT a WHINY WHINER, right?
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.10.2001
Rock with a gutshot - and DDT on the chair! Hey Rock, you didn't like it when CHRIS JERICHO used the Stroke on a chair to YOU...whiner.
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.10.2001
And of course, the last thing we hear...is Cole shilling a McMahon/McMahon Street Fight on Monday. THIS will bring the ratings? I don't know...maybe it would be better if they could somehow insert Austin's watch into the main event...
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.10.2001
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