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|  #1 Posted on 1.2.02 1532.38
Reposted on: 1.2.09 1559.01 | The good news is, having been offline for almost a week, I have NO idea what's going on behind the scenes, and you may find this difficult to believe but it sure makes it a lot easier to enjoy these shows when you're not subjected to everybody else's opinion of it - although just KNOWING everybody still hates the Undertaker without good reason *does* still add a deep level of enjoyment to his matches...
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.9.2001
Here's a LIVE! shot of Kurt Angle - he's pretty pleased with himself! Lookit him drink that water like he owns the place!
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.9.2001
Post-match, Terri gives Team Xtreme what for - until Lita gives her a gutshot and Twist of Fate. THIS is the match that turned the tide in the WWF/Alliance battle! YES!
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.9.2001
CHRISTIAN (with Edge's music - but a solo entrance video - and Let Us Take You Back to Last Night) hits the ring. This promo will either take him to the next level...or resign him to obscurity. Not to put any pressure on him, ha.
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.9.2001
TEST TEST THIS IS A TEST v. THA 1 BILLY GUNN - In certain circles of our fine business, we refer to a clash like this as a "dream match." However, I've never really run in those circles. (Test Wotsitolla Boot -> pin 4:53)
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.9.2001
And STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN *is* out....no, he's walking back! Hahahaha that RULES. The music stops, the video stops, the lights stop. No, it starts up again...and STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN is out a second time. I'll go NUTS if he walks back again.
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.9.2001
I think Lilian needs to consider a good lawsuit.
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.9.2001
Not only does it only SEEM like there's been no wrestling for half an hour, it seems like even longer because the wrestling we *did* have thirty minutes ago was Test/Gunn!
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.9.2001
Time now for the Clearasil Smack of the Night! From RAW, Rock invites Booker T to just bring it - but Shane gets involved - then the APA get involved - well, let's just say that Clearasil is for people with pimples.
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.9.2001
Hey you know Bradshaw was never really in this match. Yeah, who cares. ONLY ME.
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.9.2001
Wow, hearing Holly's promo brings to mind only one question: where the HECK is STEVE BLACKMAN?
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.9.2001
"RVD" chant - it must CRUSH Herb Kunze to hear his fellow countrymen chanting about their veneral diseases!
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.9.2001
JESUS! Undertaker put over FREAKIN' KRONIK, GOD DAMMIT! What more do you WANT from him?!
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.9.2001
Also in the front row...and seeing ZZ Top's BILLY GIBBONS, Paul Heyman exclaims "OH MY GOD ladies and gentlemen - the Boogie Woogie Man Jimmy Valiant! MERCY!"
WWF SMACKDOWN 13.9.2001
Hey, I think I kept most (if not all) of my smartass comments in check...in this situation, a chronicle of events serves public interest infinitely more than some two-bit recapper's need to hear his own voice handing out pearls of wisdom to the unwashed masses, but I hope you won't mind me throwing out an observation and an opinion here...and if you do, you can stop reading right now and I won't be offended:
First, Vince failed to end his remarks with "and we'll donate all the profits from tonight's show to the Red Cross." I note this in the most impartial manner possible without implied suggestion...that'll be for others to do. However, *this* one is mine: No matter *how* many people tell me what a sweetheart Stephanie McMahon is in real life, it doesn't change the fact that, to me, tonight, she came across petty, bitter, vindictive, and concerned solely with herself and twisting every available situation in that direction. And THAT....well, *that* makes me wonder if maybe it's just something she hasn't learned to suppress...to suppress, perhaps, as well as her father.
Back to "normal" Monday...we hope.
WWF SMACKDOWN 13.9.2001
TORRIE SAMUDA heads out - she's got some new music that the viewing audience can actually hear.
WWF SMACKDOWN 20.9.2001
Torrie is trying to affect a "deer in the headlights" face...I guess.
WWF SMACKDOWN 20.9.2001
“What kinda woman are you, Torrie? Huh? You're pathetic! Look at ya!" Torrie..."cries," I guess. Golly, what a horrendous acting performance. Hey, Austin's right - she IS pathetic!
WWF SMACKDOWN 20.9.2001
YEAH that was good stuff. I haven't enjoyed a segment this much since Austin whupped on Cole....hmm, I'm all about Austin grievously injuring people, it seems...
WWF SMACKDOWN 20.9.2001
Not that it matters - the commentators spent the whole match talking about how Austin knew the pain of the piledriver despite completely failing to mention the verboten name of Owen Hart.
WWF SMACKDOWN 20.9.2001
Wow, remember when this was ALMOST a feud?
WWF SMACKDOWN 20.9.2001
Oh no, Rob WET himself!!
WWF SMACKDOWN 20.9.2001
Here's a look at the exterior of the Pyramid. I'll give you one guess what it's shaped like.
WWF SMACKDOWN 20.9.2001
Let Us Take You Back to RAW when Rock had another handicap match...against Test and Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley. This is as good a time as any to say FUHFUHWID except maybe to bring it back to watch Stephanie pin him one more time - err, maybe not.
WWF SMACKDOWN 20.9.2001
“...first and foremost, indeed, the Rock does have [does his new crotch move which is now all the rage on the playgrounds of America]...great balls of fiah!”
WWF SMACKDOWN 20.9.2001
Ross: "Rock's got a score to settle!" 'cause Rhyno pinned him a few weeks back. Rock immediately tags out to Bradshaw. Oops, he didn't get the Ross/Heyman memo about how much he hates Rhyno, I guess.
WWF SMACKDOWN 20.9.2001
Again, Heyman says Austin will show up tonight - and just like Monday, he promises that he'll be wearing a hell toupee.
WWF SMACKDOWN 27.9.2001
Kanyon, behind the ref's back with a ... cross between a double leg slam and a Rydeen bomb - sitout double leg powerbomb? Whatever, it looked nasty.
WWF SMACKDOWN 27.9.2001
WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW v. X-PAC (with Yaaaaaaalbert) - this should be a barn burner. Cough.
WWF SMACKDOWN 27.9.2001
X Factor leave Show and Dudley laying and take off. Play what's passing for their music these days!
WWF SMACKDOWN 27.9.2001
Here comes STEPHANIE PUTS HER HAND UPON HER HIP, WHEN I DIP YOU DIP WE DIP (with TV-PG-DLV ratings box) to join the commentary team.
WWF SMACKDOWN 27.9.2001
Ivory slaps her own ass - I have no idea why, but I wouldn't mind her doing it again until I could figure it out.
WWF SMACKDOWN 27.9.2001
"Behold - the Hurricycle!" Yikes. Hurricane deposits Molly in a sidecar and revs it up...and they take off. And I think the WORST part is...NONE of those people gathered nearby and watching lifted a FINGER to stop it!
WWF SMACKDOWN 27.9.2001
Ervin J. Nutter has his name on this building! Don't you wish YOU had a name like Ervin J. Nutter?
WWF SMACKDOWN 27.9.2001
"Well...excuse the Rock one second. (OH MY GOD - ROCK TURNS TO THE CAMERA) Would you like to hear Kurt Angle sing a song?" "Who are you talkin' to?" (OH MY GOD - KURT ANGLE CAN'T SEE THE CAMERA)
WWF SMACKDOWN 27.9.2001
It takes Cole less than five seconds to use the word "chemistry" in an attempt to drive the point home with the viewer.
WWF SMACKDOWN 27.9.2001
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