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The 7 - Recap Feedback - Year in Quotes 2001: July 2001 Smackdowns
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WWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP: CHRIS THURSDAY JERICHO & SPIKE DAMN DUDLEY v. THOSE DAMN DUDLEYZ (with Let Us Take You Back to RAW) - well, on one hand Jericho beat the champs by himself, so he should have no problems teaming with Spike - on the other hand, Spike couldn't beat the champs teaming with Kane, so how can he win teaming with Jericho? Gawrsh, I guess it IS an "any given night" kinda thing.
WWF SMACKDOWN 5.7.2001

To the Fun Room, where Vince paces about in his cabana shirt - yes, he's wearing pants.
WWF SMACKDOWN 5.7.2001

Earlier Tonight, Earl Hebner told Nick Patrick to keep his crappy shirts on his side. Things degenerated to...get this...a shoving match. Say, who holds back the referees when REFEREES fight? Hebner's got a point about their shirts, though...
WWF SMACKDOWN 5.7.2001

I'm awaiting word from the slashwrestling.com official scorer... Number of times "Tough Enough" said during this segment: 8
WWF SMACKDOWN 5.7.2001

MR. McMAHON (with the TV-PG-DLV ratings box) hits the ring - OH THANK GOD.
WWF SMACKDOWN 5.7.2001

WOW CAN YOU *IMAGINE* THE *WRESTLING MATCHES* THAT WILL COME OUT OF THIS...ohhhh actually no
WWF SMACKDOWN 5.7.2001

I won't even BEGIN to explain how THIS match came about (mostly 'cause I can't) - something about Gunn and Show believing everyone's against them ... and they're right!
WWF SMACKDOWN 5.7.2001

The Midcarders have assembled.
WWF SMACKDOWN 5.7.2001

Saturn is enjoying sitting 'pon the lap of ring announcer HOWARD FINKEL - Fink enjoying it not NEARLY as much, it should be noted.
WWF SMACKDOWN 5.7.2001

Saturn appreciates the worm - Terri does everything but say "BAD SATURN"
WWF SMACKDOWN 5.7.2001

FOLLOW-UP: VERY shortly after the RAW report came up, the domain name "ecwdudleyboyz.com" WAS registered....by "WCW, Inc." I can only hope that my cheque is in the mail.
Man, I'd LOVE to take "credit" for "breaking" this "story" - only 1Bob reported it on *Thursday* as if nobody'd noticed it up until then, so I guess I can't.
Meanwhile, in other domain news, Joey Styles finally decided to renew "ecwwrestling.com," just in case it turned out somebody would be interested in paying him big bucks for it. This happened - get this - *Thursday*.
The final piece of the puzzle comes when you try to put "www.ecwwrestling.com" into your web browser...and get directed to ANOTHER site co-owned by Styles. I'll spare you finding out for yourself that that site...is none other than... 1wrestling.com.
I'm Paul Harvey...
...goodDAY!
WWF SMACKDOWN 12.7.2001

“...give it up everybody on your feet for my sister STEPHANIE McMAHON-HELMSLEY, the new owner of ECW!" And as "This is Extreme" plays, here they are - God, if we ever find out he's bonking her it'll be official - Russo *is* back.
WWF SMACKDOWN 12.7.2001

Cole confuses me by saying "...my nephew, who calls Tazz 'Uncle Tazz,' asking me why did Tazz do what he did, why won't he return Daddy's phone calls?" So is he a child or a nephew? Oh well.
WWF SMACKDOWN 12.7.2001

Yikes - would YOU book the first match between the Thrillseekers to go three minutes? That's why YOU'RE *watching* instead of *booking*, I suppose
WWF SMACKDOWN 12.7.2001

And now, because we've apparently had JUST TOO DAMN MUCH WRESTLING THIS SHOW...
WWF SMACKDOWN 12.7.2001

Replay of the finish - I think I'm starting to get it...if you're "ECW by way of the WWF" you get the fall, if you're "ECW by way of the WCW" you submit to the Walls of Jericho. Whaddaya think?
WWF SMACKDOWN 12.7.2001

We look back to the Hardyz - Matt is clapping like a trained seal (whipped...whipped).
WWF SMACKDOWN 12.7.2001

OH MAN these punches are SO bad they actually pull the "broken camera" trick just to fade out of this segment
WWF SMACKDOWN 12.7.2001

I think we've GOTTA have a SPECIAL referee for a Hebner/Patrick match, right? Let's see...how about.... Kirby Puckett
WWF SMACKDOWN 12.7.2001

Ross: "I just never pictured Jeff Hardy as the hardcore title." I dunno, they KINDA look alike...
WWF SMACKDOWN 12.7.2001

To make it even worse, Ross lays it on SUPER thick - we NEED the Old Rattlesnake! We NEED the old Stone Cold!
Pardon ME, Ross, but honestly - would the Old Stone Cold GIVE a flying FUCK about ANY of these people?
WWF SMACKDOWN 12.7.2001

When Jim Ross says "dangerous Coalition," did anyone else think "wow, that's close to....Dangerous *Alliance*?"
WWF SMACKDOWN 19.7.2001

“Death to sports entertainment! Death to the W - W - F!" Gosh, I'd be down with that if not for two things: 1) I kinda LIKE sports entertainment - in moderation and 2) everything Paul says just rings so HOLLOW anyway
WWF SMACKDOWN 19.7.2001

Oh man, what happened to Tony Chimel's HAIR?
WWF SMACKDOWN 19.7.2001

If I forgot to make anything out of the fact that there's more ECW (WWF) guys than WCW guys on the W/ECW side of the match Sunday....well, just pretend I did. Or that there's nothing to make out of it, I'm not sure.
WWF SMACKDOWN 19.7.2001

All right! Hot babes on "Enterprise!" THAT'LL bring in the key nerd demographic!
WWF SMACKDOWN 19.7.2001

Here's a look at a giant Budweiser billboard - I mean, the exterior of the FleetCenter.
WWF SMACKDOWN 19.7.2001

Tajiri does his dance of joy, then picks up the phone and calls somebody, no wait, that's just part of his dance.
WWF SMACKDOWN 19.7.2001

HOLY SHIT LA MAGISTRAL BY BRADSHAW 1, 2, OHHHHHH he kicked out. Bradshaw's my new favourite wrestler!
WWF SMACKDOWN 19.7.2001

Let Us Take You Back to Yesterday and scenes from the great big Lita video premiere party - aka "people stand in line to pay money for an autographed video while Lita looks SCAAAAARY" - must be the makeup
WWF SMACKDOWN 19.7.2001

Say, why hasn't Vince/Linda/the WWF board of directors stripped Austin of the WWF Championship by now, if he's taken it out of the company?
WWF SMACKDOWN 26.7.2001

Back outside in time to catch Lita with one of her "I want to die" 'ranas off the steps onto Kidman. She's CHEATING TO WIN!
WWF SMACKDOWN 26.7.2001

Replay of Lita's totally illegal 'rana ("she is extraordinary" - Ross) and the totally illegal swantonbomb. Man, the Hardyz SUCK.
WWF SMACKDOWN 26.7.2001

Oh BOY! Here come STEPHANIE CAN'T ACT, SHANE CAN'T DANCE & IT'S ALL ABOUT PAUL to kill Segment Two.
WWF SMACKDOWN 26.7.2001

OH GOD HER HAND IS STUCK TO HER HIP AGAIN
WWF SMACKDOWN 26.7.2001

Hmm, strange that the big gold belt doesn't have a BOOKER T. nameplate on it anymore...got a blank one there instead. I'm sure that means nothing. Yeah.
WWF SMACKDOWN 26.7.2001

Cole promises "a treat" later tonight - Mr. McMahon's plea to the Rock. This is some new definition of "treat" of which I was not previously aware.
WWF SMACKDOWN 26.7.2001

Tag to Bubba Ray - Cole channels Ross by saying "Bubba Ray Dudley tags in brother D-Von" - I mean, it's great for our world if you can't tell the BLACK guy from the WHITE guy, I guess, but...
WWF SMACKDOWN 26.7.2001

DDP (with TV-PG-DLV ratings box) v. KANE (with Transmitido En Espanol SAP) - Referee is Nick Patrick, so I think I'll just lay out until the screwjob. Whaddaya say?
WWF SMACKDOWN 26.7.2001

If Patrick is an "Alliance referee," what's with the "WCW shirt?"
WWF SMACKDOWN 26.7.2001

Of course, Patrick made the only call he could this time, but don't let that stop your sense of Rossian righteous indignation and outrage...especially if you're Ross!
WWF SMACKDOWN 26.7.2001

The WWF Fanatic Series presentation for July is "WWF Hardcore!" Don't let the fact that an ECW guy is hosting it sway you from ordering "WWF Hardcore!"
WWF SMACKDOWN 26.7.2001

Gosh, Storm is an ANGRY young man, though.
WWF SMACKDOWN 26.7.2001

Here come de money - and here come SHANE O. MAC to reprazent to his peeps, yo. Shane be down wit da homiez, so tip ya 40 - word.
WWF SMACKDOWN 26.7.2001

"This message goes out to the hottest free agent in sports entertainment history. This message goes out to the Rock." Wow, I thought he'd mention Goldberg FOR SURE!
WWF SMACKDOWN 26.7.2001

Here's a Special Video Montage of Vince screwing the Rock, saying a lot of bad things, and No Chance in Hell, and so on. Okay, it's not a bad set of clips, actually, I'm just REALLY LAZY
WWF SMACKDOWN 26.7.2001

Woof woof. KEEP IT REAL, SHIZZO, YOU KNOW THE DIZZO, BOB'n'WEAVE 'CAUSE YOU SOOOOOOOO PRETTY
WWF SMACKDOWN 26.7.2001

HOLY COW, AN ALLIANCE OFFICIAL CALLS IT SQUARE - of course, the commentators didn't notice. Come to think of it, they also NEVER mentioned that Rhyno and E&C used to be good mates.
WWF SMACKDOWN 26.7.2001

I dare say T is starting to get into heeling it up once again. (Must you so dare?) Dare I dare, forsooth. Und so weit. (Oh, shut up.)
WWF SMACKDOWN 26.7.2001

T with *the Harlem sidekick* right on the button - leg is hooked - 1, 2, SHOULDER UP! T is about ready to SHIT.
WWF SMACKDOWN 26.7.2001

Austin's face registers abject shock as a triumphant Angle, barely able to stand, leans in a corner and holds the forty pounds of gold high overhead. And in this moment on this night, there are no fans left seated in THIS arena. I hope...at least in spirit...you're standing too.
WWF SMACKDOWN 26.7.2001

P.S. He may not be Ric Flair, Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage, Kevin Nash, Big Show, Bret Hart or Sid Vicious...but he IS Kurt Angle...and thank God for that. Stay away, Rock. We don't need ya. We got Kurt.
WWF SMACKDOWN 26.7.2001




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