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Backstage, Spike and Molly make happy kissy faces.
WWF SMACKDOWN 7.6.2001

It's Regal and Tajiri - Tajiri is bouncing more than one of those thirsty birds.
WWF SMACKDOWN 7.6.2001

McMahon and Regal spontaneously break into a "knowing nods" contest.
WWF SMACKDOWN 7.6.2001

"Come on, Molly, let's go somewhere more private." I think he also added "You with the camera...follow us!"
WWF SMACKDOWN 7.6.2001

WWF INTERKANETINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP: KANE v. X-PACTOR (with Justin Credible & Justin Otherguy) - Champ enters first because he doesn't have a cool Unkle Krakker song.
WWF SMACKDOWN 7.6.2001

Cole actually remembers that these two have quite a history...then balances that insightful observation by saying that Taker "just sat through another of those videos" despite the fact that he's outside the building and presumably away from all monitors.
WWF SMACKDOWN 7.6.2001

"Finally, we're alone." I guess they don't see the dude with the camera.
WWF SMACKDOWN 7.6.2001

Our hosts proclaim Taker "an emotional wreck." Cole says this is no longer about sports entertainment - is that irony?
WWF SMACKDOWN 7.6.2001

From Earlier Tonight, Jeff Hardy wins the light heavyweight championship - and we NEVER see Jerry Lynn again
WWF SMACKDOWN 7.6.2001

Jericho off the ropes with the Lionsault - it hits the knees but that's not in our storyline so let Jericho cover for the 1, 2, 3. (2:42)
WWF SMACKDOWN 7.6.2001

Whoa, seems like a short ad break as we quickly hit the RC Cola Rewind! From Monday, Spike and Molly get all gooshy
WWF SMACKDOWN 14.6.2001

WWF EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP: MATT HARDY (with Lita) v. K-KWIK GETTIN' ROWDY - tut tut, looks like rain, and Kwik is demonstrating the haute couture that one can only create when the raincoat of choice is of the clear plastic variety. Wow, it's sure been a while since I had to endure me some "Gettin' Rowdy," haanit?
WWF SMACKDOWN 14.6.2001

At this point, Austin comes in - Tajiri craps his pants and cowers.
WWF SMACKDOWN 14.6.2001

Tajiri goes back to his own special ecstasy.
WWF SMACKDOWN 14.6.2001

Oh, well here comes the sound and video of wCw - and here come the money as SHANE O MAC comes out to remind us that white men can't dance
WWF SMACKDOWN 14.6.2001

Backstage, Austin gets Howard Finkel's signature - as well as a free rub of his noggin.
WWF SMACKDOWN 14.6.2001

I don't know, I think that match probably SUCKED because there was no GREEN MIST. No, wait, that match RULED and YOU suck.
WWF SMACKDOWN 14.6.2001

When we come back, we focus on the neatly manicured hands of Molly Holly and Spike Dudley (okay, I didn't really check out Spike's nails)
WWF SMACKDOWN 21.6.2001

She grudgingly accepts, then they smooch - "for good luck," says Molly. OH MY GOD WHAT IF WE LEARN THEY'RE REALLY TWIN BROTHER AND SISTER IN THE THIRD MOVIE
WWF SMACKDOWN 21.6.2001

Buffy is coming to UPN! WHO CARES? Sarah Michelle Gellar looks like she ran into a wall and her nose STAYED that way
WWF SMACKDOWN 21.6.2001

Backstage, Sara is still providing her best faux-Miss Elizabeth face, while Taker abuses the local machinery.
WWF SMACKDOWN 21.6.2001

Coming back to the arena, Regal attempts to talk to Saturn while Terri examines her nipples (or something)
WWF SMACKDOWN 21.6.2001

Hot DAMN. That was some old school "hardcore," and that worked like GANGBUSTERS for me. That was Vader taking out Gorilla Monsoon hardcore - that was Yokozuna draping Hacksaw Jim Duggan in the American flag and giving him a fifth Banzai drop hardcore - that was IRS ripping up Tatanka's headdress and then destroying Chief Jay Strongbow hardcore. AND that worked *just* as much because of Cole as Austin. AND you couldn't have done this with Tazz in the building, so the timing was perfect. Everything about this RULED. THIS is the sort of thing that can keep a "hardcore" wrestling fan for MONTHS. Totally awesome and unbelievable, and if you didn't like this....well, I don't know what you're waiting for when you watch this show - well, I *do*, but you could be probably be watching Cinemax or "Wild on E!" and be happier, I think.
WWF SMACKDOWN 21.6.2001

LOOK! There's a "You're Welcome!" sign! NOW can we proclaim him "over" and move on?
WWF SMACKDOWN 21.6.2001

Heyman offers all that mop needs is two balloons to look just like Terri. Play Saturn's music 'cause he's got a MOP!
WWF SMACKDOWN 21.6.2001

Hmm, does Kane hang around at his brother's house with that mask on, you think?
WWF SMACKDOWN 21.6.2001

Christian does his Kurt Angle impersonation with the King of the Ring trophy - or is it his Ray Bourque impersonation?
WWF SMACKDOWN 28.6.2001

Hmm, somebody should have taught Kane how to take a Diamond Cutter. Well, at least he knows how to SELL a Diamond Cutter...he ain't gettin' up.
WWF SMACKDOWN 28.6.2001

Hey, Lita is in - there's a Cheatingcanrana on Bubba Ray!
WWF SMACKDOWN 28.6.2001

You wanna talk about "disgracing the Holly name," Crash hasn't USED the Holly name for the better part of a YEAR!
WWF SMACKDOWN 28.6.2001

Awww, Spike & Molly come out arm in arm. Cole compares these two to Brad Pitt & Jennifer Aniston - I wonder, how wise is it to mention a "Friends" star on a competing show?
WWF SMACKDOWN 28.6.2001

This just in from the official slashwrestling.com scorer - number of times the words "tough enough" were used in this segment: 7
WWF SMACKDOWN 28.6.2001

To the commissioner's office - in addition to his previous accouterments, Regal now outfits the place with a suit of armour... as well as a fresh picture of Margaret Thatcher. The sentence previous is probably the fuhst time in YAHRS that the word "fresh" and the name "Margaret Thatcher" have been used in close conjunction.
WWF SMACKDOWN 28.6.2001

The only problem I see with all this exposition is that they may very well be getting over Saturn's mop better than they're getting over Saturn...naah, surely I'm going too far with that critique. (Am I?)
WWF SMACKDOWN 28.6.2001

Hotty off the ropes with the bulldog - yup - W - O - R - M - and so on - hoo hoo hoo hiYA - 1, 2, 3. Welcome back, Scotty! (4:23) Wow, lookit that Scotty 2 Hotty -he's impish and mischevious
WWF SMACKDOWN 28.6.2001

MY NAME IS STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN hits the ring for our main event......promo....thing.
WWF SMACKDOWN 28.6.2001




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