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LAST MONDAY: Vince gulped. You know what's cool about all these highlights, though? For the most part, they're in and around that ring.
WWF SMACKDOWN 3.5.2001

Marilyn Manson's "The Fight Song" is my cue to bring the FUHFUHWID
WWF SMACKDOWN 3.5.2001

X-Pac jobs! Call your mom!
WWF SMACKDOWN 3.5.2001

Austin is *still* busting out "My name is Stone Cold Steve Austin" and I love it.
WWF SMACKDOWN 3.5.2001

H rolls the gurney back into the ambulance and *finally* they get the ambulance underway. Looks like SOMEBODY watched their old RAW tapes! (Who, the Undertaker or the writers?) Depends how "inside" you want me to be, I guess
WWF SMACKDOWN 3.5.2001

HEY! "7 Days" is back! Maybe this time I'll actually remember to WATCH it
WWF SMACKDOWN 3.5.2001

Moments Ago, Austin probably wishes he'd never commandeered an ambulance back in the day - who would have known the Undertaker was a student of history?
WWF SMACKDOWN 3.5.2001

Here's a Special Video Look at the "Mummy Returns" premiere - which I believe I also ignored on Monday - did Rock really refer to the character of the Scorpion King as "nonlinear?" What does that even MEAN?
WWF SMACKDOWN 3.5.2001

"Foley is Good" is on sale starting TUESDAY! My God, I'll bet you didn't think there were ENOUGH WWF items to spend your money on, wot?
WWF SMACKDOWN 3.5.2001

Moments Ago, I'm Vince McMahon, Dammit was laid out with one punch.
WWF SMACKDOWN 3.5.2001

I don't know what a Gundam is, but I've finally decided that all the people in this ad REALLY need to get a life
WWF SMACKDOWN 3.5.2001

Commentators update us on what's happened tonight, just in case we were watching some other show
WWF SMACKDOWN 3.5.2001

“Austin's back, and so is...RIKISHI." He's a bad man. How could the man who ran down Stone Cold suddenly be on his side? Well....Undertaker DID shove him off of the Hell in the Cell into a flatbed truck full of wood chips, and that can change a man.
WWF SMACKDOWN 3.5.2001

Wow, trim a twenty minute waste of time down to a couple of minutes and it almost becomes palatable! And I'm sure "palatable" was the word furthest from Stephanie's mind whilst receiving yon stinkface...
WWF SMACKDOWN 10.5.2001

X-Pac & Credible take headsets and join our commentary team. Aren't you excited?
WWF SMACKDOWN 10.5.2001

X-Pac asks why Raven can't respect the sport and buy some decent ring gear - like Credible, presumably.
WWF SMACKDOWN 10.5.2001

Coach is a big ol' CHICKEN
WWF SMACKDOWN 10.5.2001

"Heh heh heh heh heh - WOMEN." Then he takes the WWF title and puts it over his thigh - then caresses it - eww, let's leave them alone for a few minutes.
WWF SMACKDOWN 10.5.2001

And now, a few words from the woman who probably shouldn't be wearing the hot pants - not that I'm a proper judge of fashion by ANY means.
WWF SMACKDOWN 10.5.2001

Good God, this is so melodramatic even Snidely Whiplash himself would say "Man, that's SO over the top - try to tone it down a HAIR, wouldja?"
WWF SMACKDOWN 10.5.2001

Paul Heyman falls over himself to praise Stephanie's performance - aw, man, grow some BALLS.
WWF SMACKDOWN 10.5.2001

Stephanie quickly gets out of harm's way...then smiles and waves. That was SO much cooler than all her bad acting.
WWF SMACKDOWN 10.5.2001

H invites Stephanie in for "the hardest slap in the business" - yikes, who wears short shorts? Stephanie wears short shorts. Those aren't ALL shadows.
WWF SMACKDOWN 10.5.2001

Taker sips another beer - ooh, he's an ANGRY drunk!
WWF SMACKDOWN 10.5.2001

RC: it's cola for people who are cheap!
WWF SMACKDOWN 10.5.2001

Saturn ties Guerrero to the Tree of Woe, goes outside and chokes away - then gets fresh with Terri AT THE SAME TIME. What a MACK.
WWF SMACKDOWN 17.5.2001

Commentators shill the Voyager series finale Wednesday...wow, could they put any LESS heart into their reading? (Hey, ever notice they never hype ANYTHING on TNN that isn't WWF?)
WWF SMACKDOWN 17.5.2001

Well, he DOES finally pull on Benoit's tights, reach (ewwwwwww) for the medals...and he comes up with them! Angle celebrates, kissing (EWWWW) the medals (Tazz: "That's gotta be TANGY, Cole!") and raising his arms high to the crowd. Oops, his back is to Benoit - that's the crossface, folks. Angle clutches the medals and screams in pain - finally, he has no choice but to drop the medals and tap. (5:43) Benoit takes the medals back, then meets Rikishi on the ramp for some quick posing. Benoit makes a big show of stashing the medals back in a ..well, it's not a cool, dry place...much to Angle's consternation. And they say this sport is homoerotic!
WWF SMACKDOWN 17.5.2001

But now EDDIE GUERRERO is out at the top of the stage - and it looks like he's auditioning for a part on "the House of Sarcastic Clapping People," too.
WWF SMACKDOWN 17.5.2001

The *worst* part of this segment is the fact that Chyna never removed that strange, strange headband the entire time - between this and that hat on Monday, you have to wonder if maybe she's got a big ol' pimple on her forehead she's trying to hide or something.
WWF SMACKDOWN 17.5.2001

From RAW, Jericho gets the pin on Edge, but later gets burned by Edge & Christian's Conchairto - and maybe, just MAYBE, he might want to stop giving interviews at the "oilcan's 'n' cyclone fence" set since they ALWAYS seem to end in tragedy
WWF SMACKDOWN 17.5.2001

If Jim Cornette were here, he'd be able to start a "Y2J" chant just by doing some rhythmic canvas pounding, but unfortunately nobody's taught Christian how to do that. Too bad.
WWF SMACKDOWN 17.5.2001

Golly, it's a hillbilly angle for the new millennium! (That's not a BAD thing, by the way - it's always nice to see the classics.)
WWF SMACKDOWN 17.5.2001

Hey, THAT'S the ad right there. Her anti-drug is her future. That's "4" by Aphex Twin. Yup. My anti-drug must be ID'ing music in these ads
WWF SMACKDOWN 17.5.2001

See the Rock's picture on the cover of the Rolling Stone! He's gonna buy five copies for his mother!
WWF SMACKDOWN 17.5.2001

Somebody's blowing bubbles in the crowd - DANGEROUS, VICIOUS BUBBLES.
WWF SMACKDOWN 17.5.2001

BLATANT PLUG: You like comix, so after you're done here, go visit pffft.net! They told me that if I plugged them at the top of the column my chances of a four-way sexual encounter with them would SKYROCKET (and yet - a *thousand* times zero is *still* zero)
WWF SMACKDOWN 24.5.2001

How did X-Pac get so awesome this week?
WWF SMACKDOWN 24.5.2001

Sexay should feud with Regal in a "facial expressions" matchup
WWF SMACKDOWN 24.5.2001

And now MY NAME IS STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN DOT COM is out to show off his championship belt to anybody, if only they'll look.
WWF SMACKDOWN 24.5.2001

"Bunnies eat radishes so they can have babies. You're welcome!" Wait a minute. Let me go back and make sure I got that down right....yep. Your guess is as good as mine...
WWF SMACKDOWN 24.5.2001

Jakks Pacific Whatever I Typed Above ad #2 - golly, I sure hope I don't have to come up with ANOTHER three ways of saying this later! What? You do, too? You know, you won't be so CAVALIER with my feelings when you find out I'm GONE
WWF SMACKDOWN 24.5.2001

Edge predicts "total victorification" and as they walk off, Garcia gives us her "I'm freakin' bilingual and I *still* didn't understand you" face
WWF SMACKDOWN 24.5.2001

Crowd wants tables - can't they just be happy with ladders?
WWF SMACKDOWN 24.5.2001

Clips of Christian takin' a shellackin' serve to explain his absence for storyline purposes (and apparently better than "he's off on his honeymoon" would - sorry Rebecca)
WWF SMACKDOWN 31.5.2001

WOW! Having genital herpes can be SO MUCH FUN (according to this ad)!
WWF SMACKDOWN 31.5.2001

“Molly, I really...like you. I really, really like you." Awww. Coach slaps his back and smiles. HE remembers being in love!
WWF SMACKDOWN 31.5.2001

Backstage, LILIAN GARCIA stands with Kurt Angle - WHOA no closeups, please, I know you want us to see the medals but all I can fixate on are the pimples on his pec (OUCH!).
WWF SMACKDOWN 31.5.2001

Ummm, "featuring Marvin Gaye?" The man has been DEAD for YEARS. ("Didn't stop 2Pac.") Well, you got me there.
WWF SMACKDOWN 31.5.2001

Austin admires his shiny title belt...pets it a few times...wow, I feel like I'm intruding here.
WWF SMACKDOWN 31.5.2001

Oh, but wait...here comes BILLIONAIRE VINCE, and he's wearing the zebra stripes (and, of course, no sleeves).
WWF SMACKDOWN 31.5.2001

Well, at least McMahon isn't Hebner's succedaneum in this match as I'd earlier feared. (I just won a bet!)
WWF SMACKDOWN 31.5.2001




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