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Remember when I used to say "Right to Censor *always* win?" WrestleMania marked a paradigm shift - yes, a *paradigm shift* - now, the rule is "Right to Censor *always* get SQUASHED.
WWF SMACKDOWN 5.4.2001

BILLIONAIRE VINCE saunters out to "No Chance in Hell" and a rousing chorus of boos. I give 50/50 odds on Vince making a tasteless Timothy McVeigh comment. (Maybe you meant 100/0 odds on YOU making a tasteless--) Thaaat's enough.
WWF SMACKDOWN 5.4.2001

Hey, new Kane Stacker 2 ad! Kane rides a scooter! You know, I bet he actually goes out and DOES that in real life
WWF SMACKDOWN 5.4.2001

Post-match, CRASH punks out Rhyno from behind...but the whip into the ropes is reversed and *again* the light heavy champ gets gored. I can see they received my petition!
WWF SMACKDOWN 5.4.2001

Ahhh! Bill Kazmeier for Met-Rx! SCARY!
WWF SMACKDOWN 5.4.2001

Vince comically looks at his groin. Ho ho ho.
WWF SMACKDOWN 5.4.2001

In the corner, H climbs to the second rope and hits fifteen rights - crowd fails to count along - I think that makes him a heel.
WWF SMACKDOWN 5.4.2001

Meanwhile, Lita is a suckup...and you know what happens to suckups! (They become writers?)
WWF SMACKDOWN 12.4.2001

H needs to walk to the ring slower if he doesn't want to wait for EONS for that one part of the song to arrive so he can hit that apron spit pose.
WWF SMACKDOWN 12.4.2001

As if this entrance wasn't long ENOUGH, we now get one for STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN tacked onto the end of it. Well, it's either show this or show some wrestling, I suppose.
WWF SMACKDOWN 12.4.2001

Yow! Double stomp from the top! PERRO AGUAYO! PERRO AGUAYO! PERRO AGAUYO! ˇˇˇVIVA MEXICO!!! Got carried away - sorry.
WWF SMACKDOWN 12.4.2001

Looks like Spike's going for the Acid Drop-- (You know, they call it the "Dudley Dawg" now.) Well that's a STUPID name. ("Acid Drop" is better?) Well, hell, it's more of a "Drop" than a "Dawg," wouldn't you say? (Touche.)
WWF SMACKDOWN 12.4.2001

That girl that steals her father's car to drive to that party and then turns down the smokes - what's in her CUP? It's not ALCOHOL, is it?
WWF SMACKDOWN 12.4.2001

Scoop...carried across the ring - powerslam - hmm, Chyna *is* the British Bulldog!
WWF SMACKDOWN 12.4.2001

Chyna covers - 1, 2, 3. (longest 3:53 in history)
WWF SMACKDOWN 12.4.2001

You know, only the really GOOD matches have FIVE entrances.
WWF SMACKDOWN 12.4.2001

"Kane Items Or Less" is so amusing to me that I'm going to say it EVERY time even though I KNOW you're all tired of reading it
WWF SMACKDOWN 12.4.2001

Are all Canadians misogynists or what?
WWF SMACKDOWN 12.4.2001

With Test seated, Venis stands behind him, laces the right arm with HIS right arm, then uses his left leg to step over his left arm - then he stretches the pecs AND puts his free elbow into his neck. Remind me to ask Reverend Ray what the heck this thing is called tomorrow. Tazz helpfully offers "beautiful submission hold."
WWF SMACKDOWN 12.4.2001

Hardy put in the corner, but he stairsteps up and moonsaults off (you should have said "Whispers in the Wind") step off, fruity - 1, 2, NO!
WWF SMACKDOWN 12.4.2001

Hardy tries the barricade run, but H catches him and tries a powerslam. It doesn't work, but they play pretend.
WWF SMACKDOWN 12.4.2001

This was pretty wiggity weak, yo.
WWF SMACKDOWN 19.4.2001

Does Shane affix that "WCW 1" license plate himself to every limo he rents?
WWF SMACKDOWN 19.4.2001

Meanwhile, Molly Holly limbers up. JONATHAN COACHMAN catches up and asks her what she thinks her chances are against Chyna, coming up next. "Well, I think my chances are pretty fair. I mean, I may not be as big as Chyna, but I'm gonna go out there and do my best. You never know, Coach - (wink) you might be looking at the next women's champion." "Well good luck! Go get her!" I think he's sweet on her, I do.
WWF SMACKDOWN 19.4.2001

Meanwhile, Kevin Kelly's vacant gaze appears to ask "how come Coach gets to flirt with Molly while I'm waiting for Taker and Kane to fuck me up?"
WWF SMACKDOWN 19.4.2001

Will the XFL Championship be as exciting as this game? Only if Brian Bosworth is doing the commentary, JACK
WWF SMACKDOWN 19.4.2001

Commentators try very hard to get me interested in the Million Dollar Game....with any luck, it'll be raining, and raining hard.
WWF SMACKDOWN 19.4.2001

Kane only summons his flames with the right hand, 'cause he's SELLING, yo.
WWF SMACKDOWN 19.4.2001

I urge you - please find another RAW recap *immediately*. You will NEVER be happy with me.
WWF SMACKDOWN 26.4.2001

By the way - of IGN Wrestling and CRZ, one is still providing you with results. I don't know what that means, but it means SOMETHING.
WWF SMACKDOWN 26.4.2001

This is a nice package and all, but it sure is looooooooooooooooong - about six and a half, looks like. You know what this package needs? That's right - LIMP BIZKIT
WWF SMACKDOWN 26.4.2001

Matt's kiss planted on Lita must have had too much tongue - we look at the crowd while it happens.
WWF SMACKDOWN 26.4.2001

HE CLOTHESLINED HIM OUT OF HIS NIFTY HAT!!!
WWF SMACKDOWN 26.4.2001

When UPN says "You can't imagine how it will end," is it wrong of me to think "why are they comparing the Voyager series finale to a WCW pay-per-view?"
WWF SMACKDOWN 26.4.2001

Well that was pointless to get all the props if all you're gonna do is PUNCH, isn't it?
WWF SMACKDOWN 26.4.2001

"Don't Try This at Home" PSA - pffft - remember, kids, if you DIE then the WWF won't ever get any more of your MONEY
WWF SMACKDOWN 26.4.2001

Check out the femullet!
WWF SMACKDOWN 26.4.2001

What *I* want to know is if any of my *gay* readers think it's really that gay...because, presumably, they'd be the best judge of that. Anybody want to take one for the team and drop me a line?
WWF SMACKDOWN 26.4.2001




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