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The 7 - Recap Feedback - Year in Quotes 2001: January 2001 Smackdowns
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One more batch of mirth and merriment. And away we go!
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Also, if they keep saying "Stephanie screwed Austin" I'm gonna get a VERY unpleasant mental picture in my head.
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.1.2001

Somebody should remind Jericho that Y2K is over and he risks dating himself.
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.1.2001

Of course, the crowd chants "Austin!" But...but AUSTIN'S A DICK!
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.1.2001

Edge & Christian take turns making fun of Cole's hair - entirely deserved, too.
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.1.2001

You're watching SmackDown! And just one week away from the Sneak Preview of Gary & Mike! After all, giving a half hour to successfully launch a UPN comedy worked so well for "Shasta McNasty"
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.1.2001

I forget, is "nontitle" another way of saying "champ gets pinned?"
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.1.2001

Stephanie gets out of the door on the other side and attempts to give us a dramatic facial expression.
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.1.2001

...and BILLIONAIRE VINCE makes his way out. He ain't smilin'. This'll either get much, MUCH better...or TEN TIMES WORSE.
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.1.2001

Earlier Tonight, Austin committed a heinous act - only, nobody calls it "heinous" but me. Hell, if Jim Ross were here, he'd probably be having orgasms all over my screen
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.1.2001

Earlier Tonight, CRZ took a nap instead of recapping SmackDown! It was the right choice.
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.1.2001

If you can tell me what happens next, YOU TOO can recap SMACKDOWN!
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.1.2001

I don't know - when *I* go to Subway, I don't see lots of fat people lining up for subs without cheese and mayo
WWF SMACKDOWN 4.1.2001

The Rock is WALKING! *He* knows he doesn't have to arrive until after seventeen minutes of talking by other folks!
WWF SMACKDOWN 11.1.2001

WHOA - I MUST have the "Malcolm in the Middle" soundtrack! It has Baha Men! On second thought.....N'WAY
WHOA - I MUST go to Subway, eat a sandwich and instantly drop fifteen pounds! Wait a minute...
WHOA - I MUST go Greyhound because the creepy dog is IN MY HEAD - on second thought, perhaps I should stop being so susceptible to these advertisements
Come to think of it, this Arrid ad isn't doing much for me
Neither this Pep Boys ad - hey, I'm cured!
WHOA but this Sportsmart Raiders ad is pretty cool
Maybe I should comment on ALL these ads - hmm, Star Trek airs twice a night on UPN 44 - I got no beef with that
Central Chevrolet - local car dealership ads suck
Exterior of the Oakland Arena marquee - too bad the Golden State Warriors' slogan is "THUNDER by the bay" since this isn't Thunder - hey, wait! The ADS are over! Whew!

WWF SMACKDOWN 11.1.2001

By the way, "Gary & Mike" is NEXT!
In case you've forgotten in the last five seconds, here's ANOTHER "Gary & Mike" ad
WWF SMACKDOWN 11.1.2001

Austin grabs the chair....and a mic. Hmmm. Guess it's (No contest 0:49) All that wrestling takes up PRECIOUS TALKING time, you know.
WWF SMACKDOWN 11.1.2001

Hardy Boyz eat another can of ravioli - aren't they full yet?
Triple H shills Weider one more time - isn't he juiced yet?
WWF SMACKDOWN 11.1.2001

I'm not sure, but I *think* the lyrics to Rikishi's theme go "I'm a bad man / With a big ass"
WWF SMACKDOWN 11.1.2001

Straight into "Gary & Mike." It's a lot like "Shasta McNasty," but in claymation. So guess what - I skipped it. I mean, at least "The PJ's" had *Eddie Freakin' Murphy* - what's this one got? AHMET ZAPPA?
WWF SMACKDOWN 11.1.2001

Four matches, and one of them a non-starter? I guess it's been too long and tiring a week for me to complain 'cause I'm not really all that unhappy. They had to set up the Rumble undercard SOONER or later. Besides, we're all interested in *WCW* now, right?
Right?
Oh.
WWF SMACKDOWN 11.1.2001

In conclusion, you're a big poo poo head.
WWF SMACKDOWN 18.1.2001

Stephanie, watching on a monitor, reacts to this with....I guess it's disgust.
WWF SMACKDOWN 18.1.2001

This match came about because....um.....they couldn't think of anything better to fill the time. And you know what? That's just fine.
WWF SMACKDOWN 18.1.2001

Stephanie ANGRILY chews on vegetables with dip because she's ANGRY.
WWF SMACKDOWN 18.1.2001

So.....Vince doesn't mind doing it in front of millions of viewers, but God forbid if *one road agent* sees it? I bet Madonna's EXACTLY the same way.
WWF SMACKDOWN 18.1.2001

Meanwhile, "My Time" plays and STEPHANIE CAN'T ACT hits the ring. She's got an entrance video now? NOW I'm frightened. By the way, her hair is straight tonight, so you can probably cheer her if you want.
WWF SMACKDOWN 18.1.2001

Well, before we get the end of what could probably have been an interesting line, here comes KING KURT ANGLE to *really* muddle - meddle - muddy - whatever, here he is.
WWF SMACKDOWN 18.1.2001

Stephanie tries really hard to make a Triple H sneer face...and succeeds about as well as you'd expect. Which is to say, "hardly."
WWF SMACKDOWN 18.1.2001

The King stands in the ring and - wait for it - introduces us to the XFL CHICAGO ENFORCERS CHEERLEADERS. I like to call this segment a "complete waste of time." ("What, that medication make your penis fall off?")
WWF SMACKDOWN 18.1.2001

The WWF registered over a million voters - and almost twenty of them voted!
WWF SMACKDOWN 18.1.2001

WELL IT'S KANE and RIKASHMONEY and KING KURT ANGLE (with Earlier Tonight) v. AD BREAK - HEY! HEY! RIGHT THERE! There are two guys moving the STEEL steps and I SAW IT I SAW IT I ACTUALLY SAW IT...whoa...I'm dizzy...my head...we'll be right back
WWF SMACKDOWN 18.1.2001

Hey, you know Kurt Angle, the WWF Champion? He was pinned *twice* this week...on Monday by Austin, and tonight by Rocky. With this fact fresh in our minds, I think we can extrapolate thusly: either it's a guarantee he *keeps* the title Sunday...or it's guaranteed he's *losing* the title this Sunday.
Of course, if I TOLD you, it'd ruin the pay-per-view for you, so...
I'll leave it to you to figure out which.
WWF SMACKDOWN 18.1.2001

How come Vince never says "screw you" before saying "you're fired" anymore?
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.1.2001

The WWF Slam of the Week is presented by Weider Dynamic Muscle Builder - for people who think Stacker 2 is for WUSSES.
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.1.2001

Bradshaw exhibits visible annoyance with Hardy's "gay" - no, wait - let's say "floppy" dance.
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.1.2001

Triple H shills Weider Dynamic Muscle Builder. Wait...didn't Vince HATE Weider? Wasn't that the whole ICOPRO deal? Eh.
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.1.2001

Here's some stills of that ladder match. "Okay, YOU play Ciclope and I'LL play Silver King."
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.1.2001

IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLL DOT COM is coming out in a $500 shirt you will soon be able to buy on the Shop Zone, as it's got his logo all over it. If you buy this thing, I want you to send me a picture of you in it so I can put it on the World Wide Web and we can all laugh at you.
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.1.2001

Steve Austin is - WOW! - DRINKING COFFEE! LOOK OUT FOLKS!
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.1.2001

Let me let you in on a trade secret...close your ears if you're easily offended. Ready? Listen to me. It's a *codeword*, my friends. When they call K-Kwik "charismatic..." well that's their secret (until now!) way of saying he's "black."
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.1.2001

1, 2, Tazz kicks out. 'bout time for him to do something, isn't it?
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.1.2001

Is Test ready for this kinda push? Are WE?
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.1.2001

This month's WWF Fanatic Series presentation is "WWF Divas: Postcard from the Caribbean." I managed to miss EVERY showing of it. Oh well, I'll just find something else to masturbate to.
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.1.2001

RUFUS & CHAKA KHAN ARE STALKING ME
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.1.2001

Look! KEN "SNAKE" STABLER in the front row! He played in some *other* football league!
WWF SMACKDOWN 25.1.2001




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