#21 Posted on 2.1.03 2107.44 Reposted on: 2.1.10 2111.09
Ok, let me be the first to call it. After seeing so many things horribly.... umm...right? in the last 3 weeks, it has to be leading up to one thing. Chris Benoit is going to win the world title at Royal Rumble and defend it clean at Wrestlemania.
#23 Posted on 3.1.03 0852.04 Reposted on: 3.1.10 0853.22
Re - clangy poles:
I like the cartoon physics of the wrestling world too. Much like I enjoy the clangy poles backstage, I also enjoy a good moment backstage where one wrestler whips another toward a (wall/door/inanimate object), as such: step, step, step, step, step, step, step, *CRASH*. The best was when Scott Hall did that against one of those flexible garage doors while in WCW. Poor man had quite a run to get to the door.
I keep waiting for the gimmick of "SMARTEST WRESTLER EVER", a guy who will not charge the corner after flinging his opponent there only to get booted in the face, who will not telegraph a back body drop for a full minute while his opponent bounces off the ropes and kicks him in the face. A guy who doesn't punch Hogan when he is "hulking up", and who takes full advantage of "No-DQ" stips (bash oppnent->pin/climb ladder/etc.).