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#1 Posted on 11.12.02 0121.33
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What if...everyone's favorite SmarK, Scott Keith, decided to expand his repertoire of analysis of predetermined sports with artistic value and decided to start Ranting on figure skating? Talk amongst yourselves and if you've got something to say, please share it with the rest of the class--don't be shy!
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#2 Posted on 11.12.02 0218.37
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    Originally posted by DarrylTheHitman
    What if...everyone's favorite SmarK, Scott Keith, decided to expand his repertoire of analysis of predetermined sports with artistic value and decided to start Ranting on figure skating? Talk amongst yourselves and if you've got something to say, please share it with the rest of the class--don't be shy!


So? ... Are you trying to insinuate that there's something wrong with figure skating? Rather rude of you to say, don't you think? I rather like figure skating myself, and if SK wants to do that, then by all means.
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#3 Posted on 11.12.02 0750.54
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Once, in a fit of sleep-deprivation, I thought it would be a good idea for SK to start ranting on porn. Star ratings, "Bonzo Gonzo", the works.
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#4 Posted on 11.12.02 0752.27
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    Originally posted by Bishoplaud
    Once, in a fit of sleep-deprivation, I thought it would be a good idea for SK to start ranting on porn. Star ratings, "Bonzo Gonzo", the works.







I think that would fall under the Hot Pokers up Ass Ratings System.
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#5 Posted on 11.12.02 1251.49
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Hey, figure skating is really no different from wrestling. It just has blades instead of ropes.

Athleticism combined (sometimes) with artistry
Heavy reliance on music
Over the top storylines (Tonya Harding)
Slick video packages to get workers over (how many 'dead partner' pkgs have there been in recent Olympics)
Flashy costumes
choreography
scandals about who deserves awards
rampant obvious, yet unspoken homosexuality
oddly attractive women with huge muscular legs

Why not leave the figure skating 'caps to Zed?

"It's Nancy Kerrigan, and she's.... whoops, not walking anymore!"
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