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The 7 - Pro Wrestling - HHH really is God!
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#1 Posted on 10.12.02 2242.56
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Now, it's generally assumed that HHH is the most hated sports entertainment figure on the Internet, so I decided to test that theory courtesy of Google Fight. The results just might surprise you.

HHH is God vs. HHH is Satan
Surprisingly enough, the Internet resoundingly believes that HHH is God, not Satan, by a margin of more than 11 to 1.

HHH is God vs. HHH is the Devil
While closer than the first battle, the margin of victory is still nearly 4 to 1 in favor of HHH truly being God.

But so as not to make this purely a HHH thread (though I'm too lazy to go change the title now) let's test some other sports entertainment theories:

Who screwed Bret?
By a margin of more than 2 to 1, it's clear that Bret Hart, not Vince McMahon, screwed Bret.

What about Albert?
In a completely shocking swerve, the odds are OVERWHELMINGLY in favor of Albert being over. Look at those results, over 2,000,000 sites claim that Albert is over while only 38,000 proclaim that he sucks! JR was right, by gawd!

Sharpshooter or Scorpion Deathlock?
Regardless of which came first, the Sharpshooter is 27 times more popular than the Scorpion Deathlock!

Necrophelia or Incest?
We can all be relieved to learn that incest is nearly 3000 times more popular than necrophelia. I was honestly surprised (though not unhappy) to see that necrophelia made such a poor showing.

Who should be champ, Booker T or RVD?
Well, I guess the answer to who really is the #1 face on RAw has been answered, with Booker T getting nearly double the votes of RVD.

And in our 8th and final matchup, let's give the Internet crowd something to feel good about. In the closest matchup on the card, Chris Benoit narrowly edges out David Arquette with 161,000 votes to 105,000 votes.

Tonight's matchups were, in fact, brought to you by the random booking monkey.
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#2 Posted on 10.12.02 2248.23
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I'll just point out that Benoit Is God almost doubles HHH Is God. I think that proves everything that needs proving.

Oh, and CRZ Rules has a nearly 10 to 1 margin over Hyatte Rules :)
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#3 Posted on 11.12.02 0728.07
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Trip is God? Well, I think atheism just jumped 1,000 percent.
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#4 Posted on 11.12.02 0756.42
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    Originally posted by spf2119
    I'll just point out that Benoit Is God almost doubles HHH Is God. I think that proves everything that needs proving.

    Oh, and CRZ Rules has a nearly 10 to 1 margin over Hyatte Rules :)



But then Mark Henry is god has about 15 times as many as benoit is god. I struggle to believe the world is a better place for this.
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#5 Posted on 11.12.02 0855.08
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necrophilia only lost because you spelled it wrong.
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#6 Posted on 11.12.02 0908.14
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    Originally posted by sentonBOMB
    necrophilia only lost because you spelled it wrong.


Nope, necrophilia still misses out by 60 to 1 even when you know how to spell it. Man, I cant believe I've posted twice in this thread. The things you do to avoid workin eh?
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#7 Posted on 11.12.02 1155.29
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While I generally pride myself on my spelling and grammar, I refuse to take any shame in not knowing how to spell nekrofeeleeuh
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#8 Posted on 11.12.02 1216.56
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only in America would people be unashamed to spell words wrong in their native language.
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#9 Posted on 11.12.02 1231.57
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    Originally posted by sentonBOMB
    only in America would people be unashamed to spell words wrong in their native language.


Who says I'm American? Who says English is my native language? My point was that I'm quite happy to have no knowledge whatsoever regarding nekroafeelyuh.
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