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|#21 Posted on 4.12.02 1534.46 |
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| Stephanie: Those things have a purpose, and flotation is not it.|
Jeff Hardy: Heroin doesn't really make the pain go away.
Vince: Weight lifters don't need 10-year contracts.
Sid: Have you heard about professional softball?
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|AIM: || ||#22 Posted on 4.12.02 2017.47 |
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| Big Show:"Don't go to wrestling school and steer far away from WCW...they won't except any hosses like you at WWF and WCW or ECW."|
RVD:"Take a human anatomy class and acting class. Then do your matches with those skills."
Scott Steiner:"Steroids won't make you stronger or a better heel."
Matt Hardy:"Get your own gimmick as soon as possible."(referring to first Hardy fued)
Jeff Hardy:"You shouldn't do as much insane moves with ladders,chair,and other objects. They destroy your career in the long run."
Jerry Lawler: "I think you shouldn't use the word puppies. Road Dogg copyrighted it. Also focus on the match."
Vince McMahon:"Hire your son back to do some story writing and keep your son in law under control when he comes back."
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|#23 Posted on 4.12.02 2111.03 |
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| Shockmaster: Watch that first step.|
Nick Patrick: Stay with the planned fast count, no matter what anybody and I mean ANYBODY tells you to do.
Sid: You're too big to be jumping off the turnbuckle. Just trust me on that.
Lawler: Stick to women closer to your age.
Booker T: C'mon, Wendy's? It ain't worth it.
HHH: Man, you might as well quit now. Vince is never gonna push you after that whole Kliq fiasco.
Austin: Taking piledrivers is way too risky.
Owen: Always WALK to the ring.
Bret: Be the better man and just let it go.
Stephanie: The camera makes you look fat. Stay behind the scenes.
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|AIM: || ||#24 Posted on 4.12.02 2130.15 |
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| Bret: DUCK!|
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|#25 Posted on 4.12.02 2133.51 |
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| Mick Foley: Easy on the knees|
Eddie: Don't bother with the frog-splash, let Perry get the pin, its just the New Age Outlaws for christsakes
|Mr Heel II
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|#26 Posted on 4.12.02 2237.41 |
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| Trish: Get nekkid and into my bed RIGHT NOW.|
(Oh you're just bitter because you didn't think of it first.)
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|#27 Posted on 5.12.02 0032.11 |
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| Russo: Stay away from wrestling. No, really... far, FAR away! |
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|#28 Posted on 5.12.02 1007.39 |
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| Lawler: Retire. Now. |
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|#29 Posted on 5.12.02 1015.21 |
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| Jeff Hardy/RVD: Like the song says guys, "The drugs don't work, they just make you worse".|
Mark Henry: I'm real sorry Mark, Vince says thanks for your time, but there just aint no vacancies in the WWF right now.
Stone Cold: I wouldn't bother with that 'what' gimmick Steve, its never really gonna catch on.
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|AIM: || ||#30 Posted on 5.12.02 1027.09 |
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| First off...|
Tommy Dreamer: THANK YOU
HHH: Don't listen to the Internet tools, you are a credit to this business and an amazing entertainer.
Vince: Get your head out of your arse.
Stone Cold: Come back, please, the WWF needs you.
Jeff Hardy: Go away and die.
RVD, Rhyno: LONG LIVE MICHIGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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|#31 Posted on 5.12.02 1315.14 |
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| Vince McMahon: Russo is just some nobody - you want to trust him with your family business?|
Stephanie McMahon: You're just not right for television. Stay behind the scenes. (This would also apply to Linda McMahon.)
Shane McMahon: Have you ever thought about really competing with Vince?
Paul Heyman: You may want to regulate the blade jobs on your shows.
Eric Bischoff: Hogan doesn't have all the answers.
Ric Flair: Don't go back to WCW - you'll never get a fair shake.
Hulk Hogan (1993): You've had a good run. Work on your acting career.
HHH: Don't get involved with the boss's daughter.
Austin: Protect your neck - avoid piledrivers.
HBK: Avoid bumps on hard surfaces.
Owen Hart: Look at what happened to Levesque after the Madison Square Garden incident. The same will happen to you if you stay in the WWF - go join Bret.
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|#32 Posted on 5.12.02 1338.46 |
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| Junkyard Dog- you might want to check the breaks on your car... |
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|AIM: || ||#33 Posted on 5.12.02 1533.02 |
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Originally posted by Stephanie
Vince McMahon: Russo is just some nobody - you want to trust him with your family business?
All Anti-Russo sentiment asside, but what he did for the WWF in '97/'98 was golden.
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|#34 Posted on 5.12.02 1759.42 |
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| Jake The Snake: It's 10:30. Do YOU know where your kids are??|
Jerry Lawler: I hear this Stacy Carter woman is quite a headcase.
Hulk Hogan: (1985) Sorry Terry, we're gonna keep the title on Backlund after all...
Vince McMahon: I don't think you should allow your daughter to see wrestlers.
Vince McMahon: This Steamboat, he's a hell of an athlete. Maybe he should get a REAL long reign with the Intercontinental title.
Honky Tonk Man: Ricky wants time off with his wife, so we're putting the belt on someone else, possibly for a lenghty reign. Now sinc--... Oh hey, Butch Reed! The belt's in my office! ...Gotta run, Wayne.
|Wolfram J. Paulovich
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|AIM: || ||#35 Posted on 5.12.02 2105.51 |
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| Vince: Perhaps the money you invest in steroids, "Titan" bikes, cars, albums and hiring rapist boxers to show up on one show could be better invested in even a b-grade television writer. |
Lawler: Recent market studies indicate that the sort of announcer people like never allows his voice to jump up into a pre-teen register, never uses any sexual euphemismsn or makes sexual references and tries to sound smarter than the other announcers.
X-Pac: I've just put mescaline and speed in your drink. Now, they don't want me to tell you this, because they've been planning it for months. But Road Dogg, Test, Viscera, Billy Gunn, Albert, Bull Buchanan, Grandmaster Sexay and Test are all trying to kill you. The only way to stop them is get to them first.
Foley: Never, ever, do a Nestea Plunge or take a powerbomb on bare concrete.
Austin: Don't quit. Just deliberately stink up the ring á la Mick and Owen Hart. The office will get the message; you can have fun; and the audience will catch on.
WWF Women: No physical alterations. Unless you're Chyna. Then go nuts.
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|AIM: || ||#36 Posted on 5.12.02 2109.51 |
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| Owen: The coming down from the ceiling on a rope bit has been done before, just walk to the ring|
Bret: Some things are more important than a belt
Austin: No advice, you were smart in doing what you did
Vince: Ratings are great and all right now, do you really need Mike Tyson?
NWO: Let the first run speak for itslef in history, no need to possibly tarnish your legacy with constant reformations
IV Horsemen: Ditto
Paul: Accountants dont cost that much in the long run
Mongo: Just live on your bears "Legacy"
King: Nobody thinks the creepy old guy is funny
...oh so many more
(edited by Doc_whiskey on 5.12.02 2111)
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|#37 Posted on 6.12.02 1421.11 |
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| I can't stay away from this thread, it seems...|
Owen: Check them again
Ricky Steamboat: Whatever colorful dragon costume Vince hands you, don't put it on...
Billy Kidman: Don't lose the music or the wife-beater/jeans look, and for god's sakes, do the Torrie angle
Buff Bagwell: (after the fact) Have you ever done this before?
Triple H: You WILL do the job for Rock at Mania 2000.
Rock: Stiff Hunter at Mania 2000.
|Net Hack Slasher
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|#38 Posted on 8.12.02 0413.48 |
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| Stephanie: Why do you want then that big? People are interested in seeing Chyna's breasts for freakish reasons not because they think they look good.|
Vince McMahon: Don't you think a conflict of interest can arise if you allow your daughter to date one of the wrestlers.
Brian Pillman: Please slow down
Bret Hart: Are you sure you want to leave the WWF? Things can be worse. Believe ME!
Jerry Lawler: Oh you shouldn't come back. Have some pride man. You are a commentating legend and Vince McMahon just punked you out and fired you after years of loyal service. He doesn't deserve you. You really should try to get back with your wife. You know what I heard, there's this amazing cool start up company called NWATnA GET IT TnA, doesn't that sound great for you. Sign long term with them and stick with them because I see big things for that company. TnA ha ha how can they go wrong. (well I don't see NWATnA so out of sight out of mind for me )
Jim Ross: I thought you said NWO was one of the problems that made WCW die why would you want to bring them back 2 years later?
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|#39 Posted on 8.12.02 0546.40 |
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| Vince: I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse. Push Matt Hardy NOW. |
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|AIM: || ||#40 Posted on 8.12.02 1840.38 |
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| HHH, Austin: If you let the new guys look good it makes you look that much better when you finally do win. The Rock gets this, The Undertaker gets this, even Hogan finally got it, why can't you two?|
Austin: It doesn't matter who you are, you give your two weeks notice like everyone else.
Owen: The Blue Blazer was a stupid gimmick, let it lie.
Bret: Holding a grudge for five years is not healthy.
Vince: Bigger does not always equal better
Steiner, Steph: There is such a thing as too big
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