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Punkinhed
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#1 Posted on 4.12.02 1215.20
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Given the vast amount of crap that wrestling has experienced through the years, I was curious what you Weiners would do to change history if you could. Assume that you can give one piece of advice to anyone in the history of wrestling and that they will at least seriously consider it: what would you say and to whom?

Benoit: Save your neck.

Holly: Don't let Angle moonsault you.

Eddie: Don't frogsplash anyone for a good while after you jump to the WW(F).

Vince: Job HHH to the Brooklyn Brawler at Wrestlemania. (Okay, that one would just be for fun.)
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#2 Posted on 4.12.02 1220.02
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Punkinhed: Don't post this thread....

Just kidding :)
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#3 Posted on 4.12.02 1221.46
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Ted Turner/Time Warner: That Russo guy's really NOT the answer.
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#4 Posted on 4.12.02 1224.39
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Owen Hart: Jump to WCW with Bret.
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#5 Posted on 4.12.02 1225.13
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To the AOL/Time Warner Board: Please sell WCW to Bischoff instead of Vinnie Mac
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#6 Posted on 4.12.02 1243.52
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Verne Gagne: Don't be so stubborn, look around and get with the times!
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#7 Posted on 4.12.02 1310.56
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DDP: Stay as far away from Undertaker as possible

Droz: The running powerbomb spot is unnecissary

Holly: Play nice with Brock

HHH/Chyna: Work it out, you two. HHH, you dont need anyone else in your life
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#8 Posted on 4.12.02 1319.45
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Paul Heyman: Check to make sure your wrestlers are of legal age.

Bobby Heenan: Please slap Schiavone on camera.

Bill Goldberg: Stay away from Pro Wrestling.

Vince McMahon: Don't fire Mike Sanders.
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#9 Posted on 4.12.02 1355.11
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Paul Heyman: "HIRE AN ACCOUNTANT, and LISTEN TO HIM!"

David Arquette: "Dont return calls from anybody in WCW"

Kevin Nash: "Retire" (could be used at any time in the past 10 years)

Jeff Jarrett: "Be nice to JR"



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#10 Posted on 4.12.02 1356.58
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Jericho:dye/cut your hair before you jump to WWF
Rey:don't unmask, take it easy on the knees
HBK:don't take casket bumps
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#11 Posted on 4.12.02 1358.49
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Jake Roberts: Stop smoking crack.
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#12 Posted on 4.12.02 1406.25
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Ditto on Jake Roberts.
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#13 Posted on 4.12.02 1411.21
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    Originally posted by Punkinhed


    Given the vast amount of crap that wrestling has experienced through the years, I was curious what you Weiners would do to change history if you could. Assume that you can give one piece of advice to anyone in the history of wrestling and that they will at least seriously consider it: what would you say and to whom?

    Benoit: Save your neck.

    Holly: Don't let Angle moonsault you.

    Eddie: Don't frogsplash anyone for a good while after you jump to the WW(F).

    Vince: Job HHH to the Brooklyn Brawler at Wrestlemania. (Okay, that one would just be for fun.)



Eddie getting hurt didn't hurt him THAT bad. If I could tell anyone from Wrestling history one thing it would be to find a young Magnum TA and tell him to avoid the accident. Imagine a Flair and Magnum fued.... it could have made NWA bigger than WWF.

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#14 Posted on 4.12.02 1413.32
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Bret: "No-show survivor series, screw loyalty and just take the damn belt to WCW"
if he didn't listen, then #2 would be "don't let goldberg do the mule kick spot"

Bischoff: "Don't give the book to Nash"

Bagwell: "WWF really isn't the place for someone of your... eh... talent..."

Hall: "50 year old women DON'T think you're hot"

Flair: "Recognize your value"

Hennig: "Try Sobriety"

Jericho: "Do not go through with any angle that makes you look like a complete pussy. Steer clear of Stephanie and dog poo."

Stephanie: "I think that you're going a tad bit too big."

Booker T: "For your first fued, See if you can have a match with someone else besides the Rock."
Vince: "You'll think this is a crazy idea... but shell out the cash, get Flair, Nash, Goldberg, Hogan, Hall and whoever else, because TRUST ME, you'll do it eventually... and have EVERYONE in WCW win, otherwise this invasion angle is gonna burn out quick."

if that didn't work then: "Don't unite WCW and ECW... AND DON'T BRING BACK YOUR DAUGHTER!"

if that didn't work then: "DON'T BRING YOUR DAUGHTER BACK... AGAIN!"





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#15 Posted on 4.12.02 1414.44
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Bret: Stop being such a stubborn asshole.
Vince: Stop being such a stubborn asshole.
Owen: Don't bring back the Blue Blazer.
Triple H: It's really not worth carrying the Clique's bags; you'll get nothing in return.
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#16 Posted on 4.12.02 1418.05
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To Vince McMahon 26 years ago: Wear a condom.
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#17 Posted on 4.12.02 1425.54
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Vince - it's OK to push people that got over in other companies
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#18 Posted on 4.12.02 1430.08
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Bret Hart: Remember, wrestling is a work.

Chris Candido: I hear that Tammy Sytch likes to party a little too much if you know what I mean.

Shane Douglas: Try talking to Ric Flair and I'm sure you two will find some common ground.

Paul Heyman: Justin Credible was kidding about having pictures of you and a goat. He just wants a Superman push to make up for being Aldo Montoya.

Terry Taylor: Cancer angles are bad, very bad, and they don't work.

Vince McMahon: Trust no one but Pat Patterson...NO ONE!
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#19 Posted on 4.12.02 1438.21
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Triple H: Don't go to wrestling school. You'll never make it. (I'm sure guys like Jericho would like to go back in time and tell Trips that.)

Oh, and for the present, I'd just like to tell RVD to stop doing that top-rope ryder-kick. I cringe every time he does that, as one little misstep, and he could end up like Sid Vicious.
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#20 Posted on 4.12.02 1445.54
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Steve McMichael: maybe you shouldn't let your wife get involved with wrestling.

Steve Austin: don't sleep with anyone who slept with Steve McMichael.

Chris Adams: Don't let your woman near Steve, he's a player ;)
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