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| #1 Posted on 26.11.02 1330.34 Reposted on: 26.11.09 1332.23 | This has got to end now! CrippleH has got to go. Half the IWC harpoons Austin for his unwillingness to job to Lesnar and he is forced into early retirement, but CrippleH is allowed to run roughshod over all his competition. He only agrees to lose to his buddy Michaels, another cripple who is courting permanent disability every time he enters the ring. His punishment? 45 minutes of screen time every Monday and a main event slot at every PPV. The only possible reason is the fact that he is poking the bosses cartoonishly enhanced daughter. In fact, probably penetrating her anally on a regular basis -given his previously revealed proclivities and her invitation on the Stern show.
What has CrippleH ever done for the WWE? With the possible exception of the DX Invasion of WCW, and spitting a lot of water, he hasn’t done squat. CrippleH hasn’t drawn a dollar for the WWE. I would go so far as to say that he couldn’t draw flies at this point. The questions are endless. Why is CrippleH the only RAW “superstar” whose merchandise is sold at the Smackdown house shows? Why is he still main-eventing when his quad injury and artificial enhanced bulk make him half the worker he once was. I could on and on but why?
I had prepared a long rant but at this point screw it. When CrippleH ran in last nite on the main event 20 people I was watching with sent up a collective moan, and half beat feet for the exit. Vince better pull the plug on Steph and this jerk before his empire goes right down the tubes.
Sorry Ringmistress!
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| #2 Posted on 26.11.02 1341.52 Reposted on: 26.11.09 1347.59 | You know, it's the holidays, so I'm not even gonna get into any debates, especially one I already involved myself in. Besides, I'm busy thinking of cute pet names for Christian...
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| #3 Posted on 26.11.02 1350.25 Reposted on: 26.11.09 1353.47 | I think that guy is in love with his pet term "CrippleH" and just wanted to use a post to shove it down our throats. This is something that has been said time and time again... HHH is screwing Stephanie... HHH can spit water well... I have no idea what to say about the "anally penetrating" crack... Check out other recent HHH threads before posting again friend... you will see that we are all pretty tired of this kind of ranting... please? I will refrain from commenting about a pet name for Christian... that thought gives me the heebies lol... | Excalibur05
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| #4 Posted on 26.11.02 1355.41 Reposted on: 26.11.09 1357.36 | Half the IWC harpoons Austin for his unwillingness to job to Lesnar and he is forced into early retirement, but CrippleH is allowed to run roughshod over all his competition.
You kinda lost me there, because more than half of the IWC is "harpooning" HHH right now. In fact, the only people who I know who don't constantly harp at me about how stupid he is are marks. But what do they know, right?
He only agrees to lose to his buddy Michaels, another cripple who is courting permanent disability every time he enters the ring.
What, you're Shawn's doctor now? I'm sure he wouldn't be doing this right now if he wasn't fairly confident that he wasn't risking serious damage. And of course we're blatantly disregarding that Triple H has jobbed to RVD, Kane, Jericho and Booker T in the last few months. Oh, wait, he "got his job back" so everything's fine 'n' dandy, right?
The only possible reason is the fact that he is poking the bosses cartoonishly enhanced daughter.
Remember when his push started before he was sleeping with Steph? Then again, you did set up your Oh So Clever Stephanie joke that...Oh, wait. It wasn't. I've seen girls with bigger enhancements, and ones that looked worse than Steph's. But I guess insulting her appearence is teh Funnay~!
What has CrippleH ever done for the WWE?
You mean besides being their biggest heel foil in years? Over one of their biggest stretches of business ever? Oh, I don't know...
CrippleH hasn’t drawn a dollar for the WWE.
Oh, bullshit. It's not like his merchandise sells well or anything. Or that he and Rock basically helped to hold the company together when Austin got injured and Foley retired. Or that he was a key player in some of the most entertaining angles in the last few years (DX, Austin/HHH, Rock/HHH, Foley/HHH, The Love Triangle).
No, he never drew a dollar. Oh, come off it.
I would go so far as to say that he couldn’t draw flies at this point.
I sincerly doubt that. In fact, I'd bet he'd draw better at an autograph signing than any of the current, active roster. Even better than Benoit!
Why is CrippleH the only RAW “superstar” whose merchandise is sold at the Smackdown house shows?
God, I don't know. Because it sells well? God forbid the WWE sell some goddamn T-Shirts, right?
Why is he still main-eventing when his quad injury and artificial enhanced bulk make him half the worker he once was.
Because he's over. Simple as that. He's the most over heel on the RAW roster.
I could on and on but why?
I don't know, why. I'm beginning to wonder that myself.
I had prepared a long rant but at this point screw it
Too late.
Vince better pull the plug on Steph and this jerk before his empire goes right down the tubes.
Yeah! Let's get rid of one of their top stars! God, I sure wish YOU were running things! You could've saved WCW!
Please. The HHH shit is more annoying than the man right now. RAW has been entertaining the last several weeks. Can't we just enjoy the fucking show and quit bitching for awhile? | Torchslasher
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| #5 Posted on 26.11.02 1357.11 Reposted on: 26.11.09 1358.30 | Yeah, this guy's giving us semi-occasional HHHaters a bad name.
Just a couple questions for magicdoc:
Who was in the headline match at Royal Rumble 2000? Who was the winner of the main event of No Way Out 2000? Who was in the main event of Wrestlemania 2000? Who headlined Backlash and Judgement Day 2000? Who headlined the majority of the pay per views during the biggest boom period in wrestling history?
Now how is it that "CrippleH" hasn't drawn money for the WWE again? | Ringmistress
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| #6 Posted on 26.11.02 1419.19 Reposted on: 26.11.09 1421.47 |
Originally posted by Excalibur05 Half the IWC harpoons Austin for his unwillingness to job to Lesnar and he is forced into early retirement, but CrippleH is allowed to run roughshod over all his competition.
You kinda lost me there, because more than half of the IWC is "harpooning" HHH right now. In fact, the only people who I know who don't constantly harp at me about how stupid he is are marks. But what do they know, right?
He only agrees to lose to his buddy Michaels, another cripple who is courting permanent disability every time he enters the ring.
What, you're Shawn's doctor now? I'm sure he wouldn't be doing this right now if he wasn't fairly confident that he wasn't risking serious damage. And of course we're blatantly disregarding that Triple H has jobbed to RVD, Kane, Jericho and Booker T in the last few months. Oh, wait, he "got his job back" so everything's fine 'n' dandy, right?
The only possible reason is the fact that he is poking the bosses cartoonishly enhanced daughter.
Remember when his push started before he was sleeping with Steph? Then again, you did set up your Oh So Clever Stephanie joke that...Oh, wait. It wasn't. I've seen girls with bigger enhancements, and ones that looked worse than Steph's. But I guess insulting her appearence is teh Funnay~!
What has CrippleH ever done for the WWE?
You mean besides being their biggest heel foil in years? Over one of their biggest stretches of business ever? Oh, I don't know...
CrippleH hasn’t drawn a dollar for the WWE.
Oh, bullshit. It's not like his merchandise sells well or anything. Or that he and Rock basically helped to hold the company together when Austin got injured and Foley retired. Or that he was a key player in some of the most entertaining angles in the last few years (DX, Austin/HHH, Rock/HHH, Foley/HHH, The Love Triangle).
No, he never drew a dollar. Oh, come off it.
I would go so far as to say that he couldn’t draw flies at this point.
I sincerly doubt that. In fact, I'd bet he'd draw better at an autograph signing than any of the current, active roster. Even better than Benoit!
Why is CrippleH the only RAW “superstar” whose merchandise is sold at the Smackdown house shows?
God, I don't know. Because it sells well? God forbid the WWE sell some goddamn T-Shirts, right?
Why is he still main-eventing when his quad injury and artificial enhanced bulk make him half the worker he once was.
Because he's over. Simple as that. He's the most over heel on the RAW roster.
I could on and on but why?
I don't know, why. I'm beginning to wonder that myself.
I had prepared a long rant but at this point screw it
Too late.
Vince better pull the plug on Steph and this jerk before his empire goes right down the tubes.
Yeah! Let's get rid of one of their top stars! God, I sure wish YOU were running things! You could've saved WCW!
Please. The HHH shit is more annoying than the man right now. RAW has been entertaining the last several weeks. Can't we just enjoy the fucking show and quit bitching for awhile?
Well from one mark to another, I'll quit bitching if you will...
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| #7 Posted on 26.11.02 1424.38 Reposted on: 26.11.09 1426.06 | A deep question: Why is it that Triple H defenders think its necessary to throw insults of Benoit in their defense of Trip? Back to the topic: How is he an anti-nepotism ad, he isn't related to a member of the McMahon family yet. Now, it could be argued he's an ad for why wrestlers shouldn't be allowed to sleep with the booker, but Tommy Rich proved that point years ago. As for anti-nepotism, Greg Gagne and Erik Watts would be far better examples. Trip has deteriorated significantly from 2000, however, he's still better than those two who were pushed only because their fathers ran the company. | magicdoc
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| #8 Posted on 26.11.02 1428.17 Reposted on: 26.11.09 1429.01 | Originally posted by Excalibur05 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Please. The HHH shit is more annoying than the man right now. RAW has been entertaining the last several weeks. Can't we just enjoy the fucking show and quit bitching for awhile? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
EXACTLY! raw has been entertaing for the last couple of weeks, guess why? NO TRIPLE H
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| #9 Posted on 26.11.02 1433.50 Reposted on: 26.11.09 1434.28 | Let's not forget Christian!
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| #10 Posted on 26.11.02 1445.09 Reposted on: 26.11.09 1446.55 |
Originally posted by redsoxnation A deep question: Why is it that Triple H defenders think its necessary to throw insults of Benoit in their defense of Trip?
Don't get me wrong. I luv Benoit, but to the net, he's the anti-HHH, so the comparison is a little too easy not to draw. I suppose I could've said Ivory...\
EXACTLY! raw has been entertaing for the last couple of weeks, guess why? NO TRIPLE H
I did mean even before he got injured, but whatever.
Well from one mark to another, I'll quit bitching if you will...
Alright, Ringmistress, I'll promise to try. How about that Christian? | rlbehan
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| #11 Posted on 26.11.02 1449.51 Reposted on: 26.11.09 1450.29 | Actually, the anti-HHH stuff is some of the funniest material I see in any of these threads. These self-appointed revisionist wrestling historians/bookers must be spending hour upon hour fretting and fuming about HHH, and trying to convince the world that they are right, and they have all the answers to all of wrestling woes. They seem to watch Raw just so that they can have another bitchfest about HHH. Whether or not they are right in what they say about HHH is immatterial, because if they felt so strongly about HHH on RAW, they might say so once, and then would simply not watch any more, and tune in Smackdown. They can't and won't because they have an insatiable need to be heard, and for others to believe them, or even better, fight with them about it. Right now its HHH that is the popular one to attack, it will eventually be someone else thats over. | magicdoc
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| #12 Posted on 26.11.02 1451.15 Reposted on: 26.11.09 1452.56 | Originally posted by Excalibur05 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Please. The HHH shit is more annoying than the man right now. RAW has been entertaining the last several weeks. Can't we just enjoy the fucking show and quit bitching for awhile? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't get me wrong Excalibur. I used to be a huge Triple H fan. But I was a fan of the pre-quad, pre-Steph Triple H, and even die hard HHH fans have got to admit HE ain't the same guy anymore. And as far as the contention that Michaels wouldn't be wrestling if there was a chance of hm getting seriously hurt, every time they step between the ropes it can happen. Ask Droz.
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| #13 Posted on 26.11.02 1452.04 Reposted on: 26.11.09 1455.41 | If you think HHH gets a lot of TV time, you should see how much coverage he gets on Internet messageboards. Here's a place where the content is 100% controlled by wrestling fans and HHH still gets more time than Chris Benoit, Booker T, Chris Jericho, Eddie Guerrero and Barry Horowitz combined. How can anyone expect the WWE to knock HHH down the ladder when even the people who hate HHH can't help but make him the center of attention? | Dagent913
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| #14 Posted on 26.11.02 1454.13 Reposted on: 26.11.09 1456.55 | I think somebody's just been reading the Torch a little too much recently. | magicdoc
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| #15 Posted on 26.11.02 1455.51 Reposted on: 26.11.09 1459.01 | that was my first negative post on this board. I am NOT a recalcitrant curmudgeon and complainer. HHH just gets my knickers in twist, as Regal might say. | EastCoastAvenger
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| #16 Posted on 26.11.02 1510.33 Reposted on: 26.11.09 1511.10 | "knickers in a twist"? Good description of the way a LOT of people feel about HHH. A slightly more accurate one would be "wishing RVD had landed a little harder across the boy's throat". Not that I'll join that group since judging by the way he's pushing himself now with the roids, constant work and possible abuse of pain-killers (to deal with his "walking-wounded" status), he's on that last lap before his engine burns out. Hopefully when it happens, he won't end up dead like Davey Boy, with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel like Superstar Graham, or in a wheelchair for life like Dynamite. | Ringmistress
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| #17 Posted on 26.11.02 1519.26 Reposted on: 26.11.09 1520.04 |
Originally posted by InVerse If you think HHH gets a lot of TV time, you should see how much coverage he gets on Internet messageboards. Here's a place where the content is 100% controlled by wrestling fans and HHH still gets more time than Chris Benoit, Booker T, Chris Jericho, Eddie Guerrero and Barry Horowitz combined. How can anyone expect the WWE to knock HHH down the ladder when even the people who hate HHH can't help but make him the center of attention?
That's a hell of a point there, Inverse. One we should really examine in the new year.
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| #18 Posted on 26.11.02 1524.24 Reposted on: 26.11.09 1529.02 | You know that Triple H is going to be on RAW for at least 45 miutes so its kinda dumb to think that every monday that he'll magically disapear. RAW has its highspots and for the past few weeks since the NecropHHHila angle ended it has been pretty good.
And I don't have a dislike for HBK like most of the other Wieners. Hell, last night I marked out for the elbow drop he did on RVD last night. I could care less if he got the belt because he was Triple H's buddy. I know, I know its politics and wrestling politics suck but we're still watchin' arent we ?
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| #19 Posted on 26.11.02 1528.42 Reposted on: 26.11.09 1529.03 | I know HHH bores me to death sometimes, but I keep kissing his ass don't I? Uh-oh, what does that say about me?
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| #20 Posted on 26.11.02 1540.35 Reposted on: 26.11.09 1555.08 |
Originally posted by Ringmistress I know HHH bores me to death sometimes, but I keep kissing his ass don't I? Uh-oh, what does that say about me?
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That you only watch wrestling for all of the ass? lol What ABOUT that Barry Horowitz... he is certianly being held down here... |
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