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#1 Posted on 25.1.02 1401.08
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So everyone thinks that Vince is bringing the nWo in to destroy the WWF, but I don't buy it. Ya see, something just dawned on me when I went to WWF.com and saw a pic of the final shot of Smackdown (Vince in his chair). His chair didn't say nWo! It said oWn because what we saw was a *reflection* of the chair in the mirror. Vince has swerved *everybody* because he is really leading the oWn. And we all know what oWn means: One Warrior Nation!! The Ultimate Warrior is coming back to take out Ric Flair, baby!!! Whoooo!

Ok, so I really don't believe this, but it is kinda funny that they painted oWn on Vince's chair. Guess that explains why they didn't splurge and get an offical nWo sticker, and the crappy quality of the paintjob.
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#2 Posted on 25.1.02 1408.55
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Are you stealing CRZ's jokes, or did you just not read his Smackdown! recap?





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    #3 Posted on 25.1.02 1412.07
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    Oops. Didn't read the Smackdown! recap since I watched the show. I figured somebody must have pointed this out already though. Oh well.
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    #4 Posted on 25.1.02 1658.42
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    I'm sorry but that's just dumb. If Vince didn't actually SAY 'nWo' then MAYBE I'd buy it plus.....you stole CRZ's joke!!!



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    #5 Posted on 25.1.02 2038.06
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    Hey, let's not down this oWn theory/CRZ joke. Am I the only one who'd mark out just to hear Warrior talk about Destrucity in a WWF ring? Imagine a fued between him and Bob Backlund...the promos would be vocabulary-wordtastic!

    NOBODY would expect that. Whether or not they want that, is another matter.



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    #6 Posted on 25.1.02 2133.24
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    i'd mark on seeing the warrior... but i'm cringing at the idea of a promo between those two.....



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    #7 Posted on 26.1.02 0228.28
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    oooh, would he bring the WARRIOR LIGHT??
    what about the WARRIOR TRAP DOOR??
    oh, how about running down to thr ring, shake the ropes, and then spend the ENTIRE match wheezing for air???
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    "the Ultimate Warrior, as a wrestler, was limited in its power to communicate what was happening on a deeper level, both, in my O.W.N. person, and to the
    fans of his performances. That being, the Warrior Spirit the Ultimate Warrior/Warrior instilled in others. That Warrior Spirit came from me as a human being. It’s this Warrior Spirit, I, as both, a devoted student of my own life, and influential teacher to those who admired my wrestling persona and its career, want to further continue to Explore and Express through Project Warrior..."
    HUH??




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    #8 Posted on 26.1.02 0406.35
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    --From Ultimatewarrior.com
    "the Ultimate Warrior, as a wrestler, was limited in its power to communicate what was happening on a deeper level, both, in my O.W.N. person, and to the
    fans of his performances. That being, the Warrior Spirit the Ultimate Warrior/Warrior instilled in others. That Warrior Spirit came from me as a human being. It?s this Warrior Spirit, I, as both, a devoted student of my own life, and influential teacher to those who admired my wrestling persona and its career, want to further continue to Explore and Express through Project Warrior..."
    HUH??


    That's definitely a head scratcher... but when I saw the Wrestlcrap feature on his comic where he has a naked Santa Claus in bondage, I was both scared and dumbfounded!
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    #9 Posted on 26.1.02 0829.48
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    a devoted student of my own life

    C'MON! This guy is a genius. You couldnt BUY a line like that!

    Either that or it's 6:30am on Saturday morning and I have no business being up.



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    #10 Posted on 26.1.02 1055.26
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    Probably the latter, but crazy people are even more entertaining than stupid people. That's why the Warrior rules. I get to laugh at the utter insanity of his delusional destrucity (whatever the hell that is).

    Or at least, I did. He's boring now. And rather frightening.

    Hopefully that OWN thing doesn't foreshadow anything, and was just akin to the magic cameras that appear everywhere to let the viewers know what's happening. I never even would have noticed it had CRZ not pointed it out.

    Besides, Vince said NWO, right? Right?



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    #11 Posted on 26.1.02 1102.41
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    Plus, didn't he actually change his name to "The Warrior?" I mean, that doesn't exactly shout, "I live in the real world!"


    Ah, Jim Hellwig, his WWF days are far behind him...
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    #12 Posted on 26.1.02 1104.45
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    Y'know, I've heard from sources that The Ultimate Waryr is indeed coming back.....and he's going to puke all over The Godfather's "Escorts".

    Feel free to use that one.



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    #13 Posted on 26.1.02 1111.32
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    Am I the only one who'd mark out just to hear Warrior talk about Destrucity in a WWF ring?

    I'd imagine...




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    #14 Posted on 26.1.02 1743.35
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    it would be kinda kewl on a one time basis.... have a crazy people king of the ring or something....



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    #15 Posted on 26.1.02 1752.28
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    Originally posted by SerWolfe
    it would be kinda kewl on a one time basis.... have a crazy people king of the ring or something....




    I'd have loved a Warrior Royal Rumble moment akin to Jerry Lawler's classic performance from a few years back or Bushwhacker Luke from '91.

    Warrior's music hits, he comes running down the aisle, he jumps in the ring, he gets tossed right over the other side, and he just keeps running--through the stands, out of the arena...off the edge of the earth.





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    #16 Posted on 27.1.02 2016.40
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    The thing is, he'd gas out. and start wheezing every 20 feet...




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    #17 Posted on 27.1.02 2115.05
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    Look out, Chucky.

    The Blow Up Duo - Gunn and Warrior - Billy and Jimmy - coming soon to this very ring.



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