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|#22 Posted on 16.11.02 1237.24 |
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| Old married men are allowed to reminisce, huh?|
If the "other" rumor is true, I would try to pick them BOTH up and make a "me" sandwich.
(Hey, if I can pretend I'm not married, I can pretend that I'd have the testicular fortitude to try picking both of them up. What fun would the honest answer of "look at them and then go home alone" be?)
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|#23 Posted on 16.11.02 1242.36 |
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| Good question! I doubt I would need alcohol tho to chat up my choice.|
The 1st of a few times I heard Lillian sing I fell head over heels for her.
Hands down for Lillian!
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|#24 Posted on 16.11.02 1256.11 |
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| Strike up a conversation with both of 'em...and production-values mark that I am, ask 'em for Kevin Dunn's cellphone number, fishing for a WWE ringside cameraman gig (or at least find out if Vince might wanna make my fed a WWE territory.)|
Then I start buying 'em drinks like a madman.
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|Y!: ||#25 Posted on 16.11.02 1310.51 |
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Originally posted by StaggerLee
Well, I find Garcia more attractive than Trish. Especially in those leather pants she wore onstage while singing that horrid song of hers.
BUT I wouldnt hit on either of them. I would find a cute girl with a bit of an ass on her, and start up a conversation about how all the guys are throwing themselves at such plastic looking women.
She would agree, and we would go to her house and have sex.
(AT LEAST THATS THE PLAN!)
And there you go. This is the way to go my friends!
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|#26 Posted on 16.11.02 1325.06 |
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| Hmmm, IF I was on the job(Behind the bar), I wouldn't have any problem being confident enough to entertain both of them, and hit on both of them(independantly, when the other isn't around, or distracted). Being behind the "wood plank" creates an aura of control, and being the center of attention, it's like being on a stage...it really changes a guy.|
now, IF I was on the other side, I most likely wouldn't do much of anything, unless they initiated things, most chicks hang in groups, and don't seem to like to be disturbed by a lone wolf...
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|AIM: || ||#27 Posted on 16.11.02 1409.07 |
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| I'd probably politely say hello, ask them if they were having a good road trip, etc., then ask them where Jericho was hanging out. Not that I want to sleep with Jericho, but I figure I have no shot with either Lillian or Trish, so why not talk to someone whose conversation I'm interested in?|
But if I had to come on to one of them....
Neither. I'd be polite and gentlemanly, and make unostentatious wry jokes. I'd let them self-select. Either one, none or both of them would be interested me, and I'd have to play it by ear. Personally, I don't find either of them attractive or anything other than vapid and perpetually dumbstruck in appearance.
I'm with Zaphod: in an ideal world... steer me toward Molly or Victoria.
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|#28 Posted on 16.11.02 1523.27 |
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| No question about it- Lilian wins hands down. To me, Trish is incredibly overrated. She's probably number 8 of the divas- behind Torrie, Lilian, Stacy, Dawn Marie, Steph, Ivory, and Molly. Sure she's got the big boobs, but that face is very disturbing.|
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(edited by count olaf on 17.11.02 1021)
Shot in the dark
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|#29 Posted on 16.11.02 2045.05 |
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Originally posted by IamYOURamericanIDOL
I would walk over to the ladies all smooth like; bust out my "Hey, where's the gym" line (Farley rulz!)
"Tommy, scram...don't give her the weight room thing."
"Do you know there the weight room is? I'll go check it out...idiot."
I'd probably try and lay down the smooth rap to Lillian...love to hear her get right naughty and start talkin' some Espanol.
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