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#1 Posted on 8.11.02 0148.08
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I mentioned "Grab them cakes" as among the worst of the WWE/F theme songs of all time. I'd add "Assman" for Billy Gunn as well as Rey Mysterio's.
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#2 Posted on 8.11.02 0228.01
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Rikishi's heel music, helpfully informing us that someone who assault others with cars and sledgehammers is referred to as a "Bad Man".
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#3 Posted on 8.11.02 0340.05
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What's wrong with Rey's theme?

I hate Trish's new theme a lot. Dunno if I'd call it worst ever yet though. Probably the NWO theme. The porno music just didn't represent them too well for me. I never really understood why they didn't use "NWO" by Ministry; it would have worked perfectly IMHO.
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#4 Posted on 8.11.02 0715.00
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    Originally posted by vacheroi
    What's wrong with Rey's theme?

    I hate Trish's new theme a lot. Dunno if I'd call it worst ever yet though. Probably the NWO theme. The porno music just didn't represent them too well for me. I never really understood why they didn't use "NWO" by Ministry; it would have worked perfectly IMHO.




i loved the NWO music
of course put it with Van hammer and id hate it
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TOO COOL and rikishis' dance music///ugghh
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#5 Posted on 8.11.02 0715.24
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-X-Factor. 'nuff said.

-Evad Navillus. "I wanna be a Hulk-a-maniac"

-"American Males! American Males! American Males! American Males!"

-"Wonderful! They call him Mr. Wonderful! Because he is so Wonderful! And he knows it too"

-T.L. Hopper's toilet flushing

-Isaac Yankem's drill




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#6 Posted on 8.11.02 0721.51
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I always thought that it would have been pretty cool if they brought back "Assman" during the Chuck-A-Billy run. Would have made a few people squirm.


And the original NWO music kicked serious ass! You would hear the first few 70's porno guitar licks, and if you didn't have a female Maytag repair woman at your door unexpectedly to "drain the pipes", you would be riveted to the screen to see what the NWO might do next.


I think Konan's WCW music was crap, as well as PerfectShawn's Hennig rip-off tune. And DDP's "Smells like Self High Five" made Cobain roll in his grave, and made me cringe everytime.


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#7 Posted on 8.11.02 0745.55
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    Originally posted by Sinister Evil
    I mentioned "Grab them cakes" as among the worst of the WWE/F theme songs of all time. I'd add "Assman" for Billy Gunn as well as Rey Mysterio's.


Are you talking about Rey's current theme? I don't like it either, I like the noise at the beginning, and the shooting him up in the air, but the rest of the song I don't really like. His theme song at the end of WCW was crap too, that rap stuff. But as I said in the Best Theme Song post, I liked his theme song before that.

I don't know if this qualifies for a theme, since it's actually a lack of a theme song. But I hated when the Giant came out to no music in the WCW.

I also found HHH's "My Time" annoying, but maybe's that's because it also played 10 times a show.

And I hated Al Snow's theme song back when he was a heel against Rocky and Mankind.
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#8 Posted on 8.11.02 0925.39
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Does anyone remember the first, and very short, stint in the WWF for William Regal? That "He's a real man's man" theme was so bad it jumped over into the comedy area, which was so against what his gimmick was supposed to be.
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#9 Posted on 8.11.02 0929.21
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Whatever the theme that Dusty Rhodes used in the WWF during his "polka dot" phase was, it just completely sucked.

Another that always made me wretch was Koko B. Ware's, although I know I might be alone on that one. For whatever reason, I just have no nostalgia for it.
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#10 Posted on 8.11.02 1033.31
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The Big Show theme music...'nuff said...bub.
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#11 Posted on 8.11.02 1047.26
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    Originally posted by HomerJFong
    -X-Factor. 'nuff said.

    -Evad Navillus. "I wanna be a Hulk-a-maniac"

    -"American Males! American Males! American Males! American Males!"

    -"Wonderful! They call him Mr. Wonderful! Because he is so Wonderful! And he knows it too"

    -T.L. Hopper's toilet flushing

    -Isaac Yankem's drill









Why did you have to bring back the pain of Evad Navillus. And of course, let's not forget, He's the Natural.
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#12 Posted on 8.11.02 1125.44
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    Originally posted by The Vile1
    The Big Show theme music...'nuff said...bub.


Agree.

But I still kind of mark out for the production value. Because just when that Drunken Redneck they got sining this crap says, "BIG SHOW!" the graphic of 'Big Show' collides on the Titan Tron.

It still makes me giggle.


But wait, the Big Show nWo theme was actually worse.
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#13 Posted on 8.11.02 1129.46
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I'd have to nominate "Steiner-line".

"It's the story of two brothers, Rick and Scott..."

How is THAT supposed to make their opponents do anything but laugh themselves to death?
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#14 Posted on 8.11.02 1154.45
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Thanks to Wrestlecrap.com, I now remember how bad Bastion Booger entrance "music" was. "I'm The Booger Man."

Honorable mentions for bad music go to:

X-Factor
Stephanie's newest theme
Disturbed's Stone Cold theme (never understood the reverence some people put on this theme).
Trish's current theme

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#15 Posted on 8.11.02 1204.57
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Heh, Regal's "Real Man's Man" theme was AWESOME.

And the Stone Cold Disturbed theme was funny if you noticed how much it sounded like they were singing "The pancakes are living inside you".

I have to agree with the "Bad Man" Rikishi sentiment. Ugh.
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#16 Posted on 8.11.02 1229.18
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I can't believe no one has mentioned the awfulness of Chyna's theme music. That was PURE awfulness...
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#17 Posted on 8.11.02 1304.25
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Huh, I actually think Rey Mysterio's entrance music is one of the best going at the moment. Shows how unhip and out-of-touch I am. As for bad themes...D-Von's initial preacher music was TERRIBLE, and I'll second the votes for X-Factor's U.K musak.

"Does anyone remember the first, and very short, stint in the WWF for William Regal? That "He's a real man's man" theme was so bad it jumped over into the comedy area, which was so against what his gimmick was supposed to be."

Dude, the guy wore a freakin' BUILDER'S HAT to the ring. I'm pretty sure it was in the realms of comedy before Real Man's Man first fired up. And do you remember the skits before his debut?
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#18 Posted on 8.11.02 1321.07
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An entrance music that i could not stand
was Owen Hart's theme during his "Black Hart"
phase just before he joined the Nation in early
'98.It's the one that started off with a police
siren.
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#19 Posted on 8.11.02 1330.36
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Danger, High Voltage!
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#20 Posted on 8.11.02 1439.30
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    Originally posted by oldschoolhero
    Huh, I actually think Rey Mysterio's entrance music is one of the best going at the moment. Shows how unhip and out-of-touch I am. \


I wouldn't be surprised if I was the unhip and out-of-touch one, after all I loved the "American Males" theme song!
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