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The 7 - Recap Feedback - Year in Quotes 2001: THE REST OF THE WOWs
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#1 Posted on 18.1.02 1319.25
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[Editor's note: WAS there a WOW #18 recap?]
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Enough yuks - it's time for POSTERITY!
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #19 – 10.2.1

Strangely enough, the ad right before the show starts says "Are you ready for a Catfight?" Of course, it's not what you think - it's for the San Jose Sabercats Arena League season, which is starting pretty soon. Arena Football is kinda like the XFL, except it's indoors and not cold at all.
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #19 – 10.2.1

Poison's new entrance video is only hinted at, but the true whiff of cheese we caught at the pay-per-view goes unseen.
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #19 – 10.2.1

"Her opponent...the Spitfire...Jaaaaaaade!" Hey, she's a *firey* spitfire, dammit! And really, is there any other kind?
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #19 – 10.2.1

Although long-time viewers of WOW already know there's no way in hell Jade can *possibly* pull out a victory, let's watch it together and find out.
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #19 – 10.2.1

Commentators fail to notice that Poison has a full head of hair - McLane is content to talk about Jade's grandmother instead.
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #19 – 10.2.1

And, hey, if those swimsuit pix aren't getting you humming, well, here's a word from EnerX. "Yeah, stamina's probably a good way to put it. Ha HA!"
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #19 – 10.2.1

David McLane visits Jeannie Buss - and stealthily swaps his bouquet for the nicer one at the receptionist's desk. He's so sneaky! I leave it to you if this vignette was better this week WITH sound - or better last week WITHOUT.
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #19 – 10.2.1

LEE MARSHALL regresses to a childhood memory that doesn't leave him in a happy place
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #19 – 10.2.1

Let me get this out of the way - GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY THOSE NIPPLES - whew, I feel refreshed.
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #19 – 10.2.1

Disciplinarian's gotta give it up - and YES! She does! Big win for the big headlights!
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #19 – 10.2.1

Hyde has her unhappy face on this week, and carries a doll body attached to Al Snow's Head.
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #19 – 10.2.1

How'd those two cameras get into Jeannie Buss' office? Don't ask.
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #19 – 10.2.1

Swimsuit clips - again - McLane promises the race is closer than "Bush vs. Gore!" Yeah, but the dead aren't voting in *this* contest...
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #19 – 10.2.1

Hmm, four 800 numbers in a row - tarot, sex, sex, lawyer - makes sense to me
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #19 – 10.2.1

Roxy Powers is *not* related to Jim Powers, by the way.
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #19 – 10.2.1

McLane promises some "behind the scenes" swimsuit action - for now, look at these swimsuit clips. Doesn't Ice Cold look SO SO happy to be there? Doesn't Sandy look SO much better than the creepy Summer? And how many times will they add swimsuit clips to this show tonight?
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #19 – 10.2.1

I guess I just can't figure out how the Phonics Game figures into the demographics for this show??

Now, FRY'S I can understand - I mean, there's probably a LOTTA geeks watching this show - that's the *perfect* Fry's demographic for sure. Come to think of it, I haven't been to Fry's in almost a week....hmmm...
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #19 – 10.2.1

In conclusion, Scott would have *hated* this segment because there was absolutely *no* wrestling in it. Also, I'm wondering if Lana's swimsuit was edible for some reason.
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #19 – 10.2.1

This is Women of Wrestling #20, airing the weekend of 17.2.1 (taped 20.1) and for the next six weeks or so you'll have to get used to pre-PPV taped footage spliced together with post-PPV, post-production magic - don't worry, I'll try to help along when it's the most annoying.
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #20 – 17.2.1

Benny Hill should SPIN IN HIS GRAVE for all I have to see his ads - come to think of it, *that's* a video I'd probably BUY!
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #20 – 17.2.1

"Llllllladies and gentlemen, introducing from the Amazon RAIN forest, it's Jungle Grrrl!" She's wearing some baby's breath in her hair - there's a lot of baby's breath growing out in the Amazon rain forest, you know.
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #20 – 17.2.1

It's the Queen of the Splash vs. the Queen of the missile drop, says McLane. What's a missile drop, says CRZ.
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #20 – 17.2.1

"Did Jungle Grrrl wanna become the Queen of England by defeating Jane Blond? We'll find out!" McLane needs to either cut the dosage - or increase it.
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #20 – 17.2.1

“ROXY POWERS, just in a few short weeks, you've taken the nation by storm, the fans are admiring your athletic ability!" I think he means they're admiring her *headlights.*
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #20 – 17.2.1

Dunk shoves him away (instant face turn!!), ducks a swing from Powers - choke - ahhhhhhTHECHOKESLAAAAAM! And then she gives one to Josh Milton (who sells it better - how sad).
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #20 – 17.2.1

She removes Milton's belt and starts WHIPPIN' Powers - hmm, *I'm* not into it, but I'll bet *some* people are really turned on right now.
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #20 – 17.2.1

SUPER wedgie just for fun...and here's that powerbomb. Hand between the boobies - 1, 2, 3! (5:06)
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #20 – 17.2.1

Wanna have some fun? Listen for an overdub on the next intro.
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #20 – 17.2.1

McLane says Caged Heat made it through "over sixteen teams" to win the titles...McLane may think that twelve is IN FACT over sixteen - who can say.
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #20 – 17.2.1

In the Media Room, a funny story I forgot to tell you was one of the three asked what time it was, and without missing a beat, the other two quickly answered "Hard time!" even though she legitimately wanted to know what time it was. Well, maybe you had to be there...or maybe I had to tell the story closer to when it actually happened.
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #20 – 17.2.1

Poison sticks out her tongue - her way of saying "no, you shan't see the rest of my entrance video tonight, and you won't until my hair (blonde) matches the video (yellow).
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #21 – 24.2.1

Scoop...and a slam. Wow, lookit her nipple!
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #21 – 24.2.1

Poor, poor Heather and her super wet white tank top and her left nipple...oops.
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #21 – 24.2.1

A stretch Hummer pulls up backstage - OH MY GOD BISCHOFF AND KIDMAN ARE DRIVING IT - Slam Dunk exits.
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #21 – 24.2.1

Lotus into the ropes - wicked sidewalk slam gets 2. (LEE MARSHALL tries to call a 3 even though it's only a minute in - well, it *is* the Asian Invasion after all)
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #21 – 24.2.1

"I am Slam Dunk!" Thanks for sharing!
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #21 – 24.2.1

McLane talks about "Women of Wrestling" magazine - anybody seen it, or is it a figment of McLane's low-budget imagination?
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #21 – 24.2.1

Ahh, yes, I think it's in the old NWA rulebook that all matches end with the face tapping turnbuckles right behind the heel.
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #21 – 24.2.1

So they put her in the van and drive her all the way from Nevada....so she can stay in cuffs backstage holding the belts? That's a s-t-r-e-t-c-h.
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #21 – 24.2.1

McLane says Cali is a big favourite of his brother, John. Marshall fails to ask him if he was the guy in the "Die Hard" trilogy, but oh well.
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #21 – 24.2.1

We are introduced to JEANNIE BUSS on third headset - she's a big fan of the felons, you know.
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #21 – 24.2.1

But they're not done - there's Hard Time for Boom Boom! (I thought that was a driveby? Oh, who can remember.)
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #21 – 24.2.1

Thug points to her tattoo again. You'd rather kiss a rattlesnake than look at that tattoo...
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #21 – 24.2.1

Gold actually breaks the count - man, who *wouldn't* want to win by countout?
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #21 – 24.2.1

Wheels with the standard "do me" pose on the top turnbuckle - vroom vroom!
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #22 – 3.3.1

Summer, recall, is the *creepy* half of the Beach Patrol, and the one equipped with her own personal flotation device already built-in.
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #22 – 3.3.1

Beckie fosters a chant - by the way, you may not know this to look at her, but Beckie will hug at the drop of a hat.
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #22 – 3.3.1

Going for the Whatever We're Calling the Pedigree For Her but Beckie upends her with a backdrop!
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #22 – 3.3.1

Everybody's been talking about it - everybody's been wanting to know - the winner of the Venus Swimwear competition is........is...........is........ the Fabulous Lana Star! It was a "last minute surge of votes" that put her over the top - make your own "last minute surge" joke here if you're so inclined.
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #22 – 3.3.1

Discussing men's sexual behaviour is always a sensitive topic...except in this here ad for EnerX
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #22 – 3.3.1

This match has NO business being on this show, but I guess we can admire the Wedgie competition and make some more jokes about Jade dishonouring her family once again when she eventually loses.
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #22 – 3.3.1

Thug with a short clothesline - Billie with a rapidly developing wedgie.
WOMEN OF WRESTLING #22 – 3.3.1




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#2 Posted on 21.1.02 0340.22
Reposted on: 21.1.09 0615.05
Originally posted by vsp
[Editor's note: WAS there a WOW #18 recap?]



Nope - that was the PPV infomercial, so I blew it off for my award-winning* PPV recap instead, which I apparently never put on my own site...and is probably lost forever (until somebody scours the web.archive for an earlier version of WrestleLine) unless it's still on my laptop at home...

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#3 Posted on 24.1.02 0956.37
Reposted on: 24.1.09 0959.14
I think that PPV recap was best just for you ripping into Keith for his review of the PPV.

"Thug is the 2001 version of Peggy Lee Leather." That still makes me shake my head.

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