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The 7 - Recap Feedback - Year in Quotes 2001: JANUARY 2001 NITROs
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Hey, only three months of Nitros to scour for quotes. Keen! Still, there are more than enough quotes to warrant splitting them up again. So on we go...
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It's a brand new year but the same ol' NITRO!
WCW Nitro 8.1.2001

Let Us Take You Back To An Errant Kabong.
WCW Nitro 8.1.2001

Play his music! And I think he just told him his mother sucks!
WCW Nitro 8.1.2001

Just in case you start to cheer Shane as the face, they play "Sing Along with 3 Count," just to tear your heart apart.
WCW Nitro 8.1.2001

Average White Band calling, they want you to Pick Up the Pieces - 1, 2, 3.
WCW Nitro 8.1.2001

That movie "Snatch" - it isn't what I *think* it's about, is it?
WCW Nitro 8.1.2001

Awesome tosses Storm a chair (you knew Mike Awesome joined Team Canada, right? I know, I'm depressed about it, too)
WCW Nitro 8.1.2001

Back in the ring, Storm tries to powerbomb Kidman (IS HE DAFT?)
WCW Nitro 8.1.2001

In two weeks, Nitro will air on Tuesday! HEY! They FINALLY learned how to tell us these things AHEAD OF TIME!
WCW Nitro 8.1.2001

Sid's wearing....jeans with kneepads and boots over them? Please alert the fashion police!
WCW Nitro 8.1.2001

TERRY FUNK is out - he's actually using the hardcore championship belt to hold up his pants!
WCW Nitro 8.1.2001

The following segment, paid for by Jimmy Hart, will continue to be ignored until SOMEBODY comes to their senses and keeps it off the air
WCW Nitro 8.1.2001

Page with a DDT counter out of...something. Oh, a hiptoss. Oy.
WCW Nitro 8.1.2001

It doesn't HAVE to make sense because IT'S WCW!
WCW Nitro 8.1.2001

Two weeks from tonight, "The Pretender 2001" pre-empts Nitro. Man, "CHiPs '99" NEVER got to pre-empt Nitro
WCW Nitro 8.1.2001

Lance Storm T-shirt.....eh, fuck it
WCW Nitro 8.1.2001

WCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE: WHITE THUNDER (with Midajah) v. JEDOUBLEF JADOUBLEREDOUBLET - Champ enters first because....umm....so he could chat with us before the break.
WCW Nitro 8.1.2001

SID VISCOUS is out...ah hell.
WCW Nitro 8.1.2001

EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE post-PPV shows what you and I had to put together on our own because they ran out of PPV time: Ric Flair orchestrated everything behind the scenes. Fortunately, they did a pretty good job of spelling it out with the story elements all night - just too bad the *paying* customers didn't get a *payoff*.
WCW Nitro 15.1.2001

Because WCW is *nothing* without an inappropriate segue...
WCW Nitro 15.1.2001

The Wolfpack theme interrupts the soundtrack at this point and KEVIN NASH is out. Why are the commentators so sure he's not WITH them? Oh well.
WCW Nitro 15.1.2001

Crowbar is deep in thought, but we don't hear what he tells Daffney since we'd rather look at clips. Surprisingly, we get a better look at Crowbar's big balcony dive tonight for free than we did during the time we *paid* to see it, but them's the WCW production geniuses for ya. Missed the opening bell during the clips (see what I mean?)
WCW Nitro 15.1.2001

Next week, Nitro moves to Tuesday night! PLEASE watch! PLEASE!
WCW Nitro 15.1.2001

WCW WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE: KRONI>| (with Sin clips) v. CHUCK PALUMBO & SEAN O'HAIRE (with TV-14-DL ratings box and "Nitro Tuesday" graphic) - in a shocking twist to keep you from watching RAW, the challengers enter first!
WCW Nitro 15.1.2001

KRONIK JOBS! ALERT THE MEDIA!
WCW Nitro 15.1.2001

Amazingly, we get a replay which shows us the Seantonbomb - heeeeey! Maybe I'm too hard on this crack production staff! ("Don't make me say CLEAR again")
WCW Nitro 15.1.2001

Moments Ago, Konnan killed off a perfectly fine mullet
WCW Nitro 15.1.2001

Jeff Jarrett T-shirt shill probably shouldn't start with "Hey, you can become a slapnut!"
WCW Nitro 15.1.2001

Leave it to Page to steal from Piper...and get it wrong.
WCW Nitro 23.1.2001

Play "Theme from Wolfpac" again! Wrestling action may be NEXT!
WCW Nitro 23.1.2001

Because when you think "tax refund," you think "Rufus & Chaka Khan"
WCW Nitro 23.1.2001

MICHAEL "MIKE" MODEST v. "THE FALLEN ANGEL" CHRISTOPHER DANIELS - neither guy gets chyron, although I can hear the chyron sound effects...the conspiracy theorist in me says it's another subtle way of putting these guys down, while the realist in me says another typical WCW production glitch.
WCW Nitro 23.1.2001

Now I feel as sorry for Sid Vicious as anybody (except maybe Arn Anderson) but at least we can all take comfort that he won't be around to screw up *this* match.
WCW Nitro 23.1.2001

Ahh SHIT it's WHITE THUNDER & MIDAJAH come out to play the part of Sid Vicious, and all Silverman can do is call for the bell. (No contest? Relaxed DQ? 6:56) Here's a Fuck You Forearm for Daniels, Shit On the Fans Steinerline for Modest, Booking Bitch Blockbuster Suplex for each man, and nothing EVER changes with this company. Sure, they pay lip service to the cruiserweights and maybe they almost convinced some of us to believe it...right until they go ahead and *continue* to book them as inferiors with BULLSHIT like this. Nothing EVER changes with this company. Guess what - SHIT like THIS is what made everybody LEAVE in the FIRST place. What kind of DUMBASS bookers do you have to be if you fail to FIGURE THIS OUT....AGAIN? Here's your bonus - Steiner is passed a lead pipe, which he uses to "snap" a shin on each man, just to make sure we never see them again. Yeah, it'll be different THIS time. Jesus Christ, now I gotta sit through another 94 minutes of this show. Don't EVER think it'll get better because they'll ALWAYS find some other way to RUIN it. DAMN WCW SUCKS.
WCW Nitro 23.1.2001

Leave it to WCW to end a long war with a match under two minutes. Nothing EVER changes with this company.
WCW Nitro 23.1.2001

This is the first match as a team for the Paisans since....ah, who cares.
WCW Nitro 23.1.2001

"This team is gelling right before our very eyes!" --the hell? I guess nobody else watches this show long enough to be offended by this rather blatant continuity breach.
WCW Nitro 23.1.2001

Ten Punch Count Along because hey, who gets tired of counting to ten? NOBODY.
WCW Nitro 23.1.2001

Steiner takes it to O'Haire on the outside while Cat plays James Brown...and Ms. Jones plays Morris Day...and Rick Steiner plays...a white guy who can't dance.
WCW Nitro 23.1.2001

Replay of the finish - hey, if it makes the 300 fans in the building happy, can I really complain about it?
WCW Nitro 23.1.2001

May I predict that if WCW is still around in a year, that they'll STILL use this video of Chavo that says "NEW ATTITUDE" on it? And that we'll all make fun of it, too?
WCW Nitro 23.1.2001

BUFF DADDY BAGWELL v. KEVIN NASH (with Let Us Take You Back to Last Monday) - well, at least they found some stripes for Luger during the break. Maybe he just didn't want to wear them earlier so we could still see his pec flex. On second thought, that's probably EXACTLY it. Tony says Luger made a big deal out of it during the break, but you and I know better.
WCW Nitro 23.1.2001

KRONI>| are next, Page is back, ROAD WARRIOR ANIMAL & JEDOUBLEF JADOUBLEREDOUBLET are out, we're all clustered up and it's TIME to go. Nothing EVER changes with this company.
WCW Nitro 23.1.2001

At this point, I'm supposed to say something about "psychology" or "transitions" but instead I'll say "at least Scott Steiner didn't come out to ruin it - baby steps."
WCW Nitro 29.1.2001

Those of you who would think of writing me to complain that I didn't give this match a glowing description of unearthly goodness while simultaneously going ga-ga for Rikishi and Haku teaming up are probably wasting your time. Will you remember ANYTHING about this match in a year? In THREE months? Next WEEK?
WCW Nitro 29.1.2001

Cat steals a water and smites Stasiak with it.
WCW Nitro 29.1.2001

Hearing some sinster laughter, Wall perks up... but misses the oncoming case shoved by Hugh Morrus. You should have seen it coming - he should have known it was coming - hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo! Morrus has got his Frank Gorshin DOWN, man!
WCW Nitro 29.1.2001

Earlier Tonight, DDP had a very special book signing. He got about as many people as "Positively" Kanyon..well, maybe a few more.
WCW Nitro 29.1.2001

Meanwhile, a black Hummer pulls up...aw geez...a *Hummer*?
WCW Nitro 29.1.2001

Flair makes sure Dustin sees him kick him in the nuts this time (or he does it for real) - *this* time Rhodes sells it.
WCW Nitro 29.1.2001

oh lord, it's ECW's DUSTY RHODES come back to kill us all.
WCW Nitro 29.1.2001

Can Nikita Koloff be far behind? I mean, with no Goldberg, it seems like it'd be the perfect time to bring him back...
WCW Nitro 29.1.2001

The 1-800-COL-LECT replay is of Dustin no-selling about five uppernuts...and Flair failing to no-sell a really old, fat elbow.
WCW Nitro 29.1.2001

Daffney tries to lead a chant - I don't hear anybody else, but who could with her voice?
WCW Nitro 29.1.2001

WCW Magazine ad - in case I didn't notice it last week, I'll note that the picture of Goldberg wearing the WCW Magazine T-shirt has been replaced with the old one of Miss Hancock - no, sorry, that's DDP
WCW Nitro 29.1.2001

Tony goes ahead and says "swerve" for our benefit.
WCW Nitro 29.1.2001

Steiner catches the kick, ducks the enzuigiri and goes for...the knee in the ass? No, apparently this is some kind of wacky submission move ONLY Rick Steiner can do - Douglas decides to spare him trying to figure it out and grabs the rope. Hudson offers an STF - maybe he meant "Steiner's Truly Fucked for attempting to put on this move."
WCW Nitro 29.1.2001

Schiavone suggests renaming the Death Valley Driver the "Steiner Driver." Why, did a Steiner die?
WCW Nitro 29.1.2001

Hey! ACHTUNG ACHTUNG HIER IST ALEX WRIGHT has the stripes (of course, the ribs are wrapped *over* the shirt for the benefit of our storyline understanding)
WCW Nitro 29.1.2001




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