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#1 Posted on 23.8.02 1329.24
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From today's column on ESPN.com's Page 2:

I wish I could buy stock in things like, "A Slamball player will suffer the most horrific torn ACL injury in the history of Horrific Torn ACL Injuries."

Bill Simmons rules.
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#2 Posted on 23.8.02 1409.16
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Finally, if Magic Johnson's Basketball Hall of Fame induction doesn't include a sequence where presenter Larry Bird comes out wearing a Lakers jersey, gives a heartfelt speech about Magic, finishes, shakes Magic's hand, steps backward to let Magic bathe in the applause of the crowd, then inexplicably hits Magic over the head with a steel chair as Ernie Johnson Jr. screams, "My God, noooooooooooo!," followed by Bird ripping the Lakers jersey off (revealing a Celtics jersey), then kicking Magic a few times before exiting the stage to raucous applause ... well, I'm not going.


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#3 Posted on 23.8.02 1657.25
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He's the man.
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#4 Posted on 23.8.02 1708.55
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Then Larry Bird picks Magic up and nails him with the "French Lick Bomb"
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#5 Posted on 23.8.02 1912.22
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Alright now, enough with this "Violence towards Laker alumni" business.
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#6 Posted on 23.8.02 2125.07
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Awesome. I like this column. Entertaining... along with some very interesting ideas.
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