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| #1 Posted on 17.1.02 0524.31 Reposted on: 17.1.09 0535.52 | I'm picturing, for some reason, a fantasy conversation between Steve Austin and the Chinese restaurant lady from “Dude, Where's My Car”...
“What?”
“And then?”
“What?”
“And then?”
“What?”
“And thennnnn?”
“What?”
“And thennnnnnnnnnnnnn?”
“What?”
“AND THEN?????????”
Ah, yes, the joys of insomnia.
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| #2 Posted on 17.1.02 1057.04 Reposted on: 17.1.09 1502.21 | I liked this, that was good. And it has inspired me to add one, with minimal effort. If you are morbidly curious, I suggest you check out the Ultimate Warrior's site www.UltimateWarrior.com
I saw this and felt that Steve Austin would in fact be the best person to have an indepth discussion with the fanatically in character (Or psychotically insane) Jim Helwig. In fact, if this painted goof were ever to return to the ring, I feel then that Fans who ignore his diatribe, and scream WHAT at the pauses, would be justified, since odds are listening to him will lead to the same question!
Please note, in this Fantasy Conversation, I cut and pasted a segment From Warrior's site (I could not make this crap up) and then quoted Austin, WORD for WORD (Or should I say What for What)
Warrior: What exactly is Generation Warrior?
Austin: What?
Warrior: Generation Warrior is the address on the mind of any human being who wants to succeed at life.
Austin: What?
Warrior: You get there by traveling the rarely charted roads of a clear mind.
Austin: What?
Warrior: Don't worry, you will know when you get there. It is pure, unadulterated thinking and acting at its warrior-agressive best.
Austin: What?
Warrior: Generation Warrior is the movement that fathers and mothers and generates each successive generation of those iconoclastic leaders and refreshing, candid decision makers the world over who don't fear what the truth is, no matter what the truth is.
Austin: What?
Warrior: Individuals who understand the simple solution to solving any problem: THINKING.
Austin: What?
Warrior: To think, is to solve any problem. Unlike the X, Y and Z generations with little sense or firepower, that incoherently die on their languid, hemp-fibered vines a short sneeze of years later, Generation Warrior keeps giving and giving humankind the best of its best, over and over and over again.
Austin: What?
Warrior: When warriors generate they never tire or wear out. It is certain that the Energizer bunny was bred from a line of Warrior rabbits.
Austin: What?
Warrior: Mankind Survives by its Leaders.
Austin: What?
Warrior: All Leaders are Warriors.
Austin: What?
Warrior: Mankind Survives by its Warriors.
Austin, and Anyone who likely has gone to Warrior's site: WHAT?!?!?!?
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| #3 Posted on 17.1.02 1751.26 Reposted on: 17.1.09 1843.05 | Funny..but it is missing one thing... Now I won't copy your whole promo again..you'll get the idea..
Warrior: Generation Warrior is the movement that fathers and mothers and generates each successive generation of those iconoclastic leaders and refreshing, candid decision makers the world over who don't fear what the truth is, no matter what the truth is.
Austin: What?
Booker:Who?
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| #4 Posted on 18.1.02 0842.01 Reposted on: 18.1.09 0905.10 | Originally posted by dMp
Funny..but it is missing one thing... Now I won't copy your whole promo again..you'll get the idea..
Warrior: Generation Warrior is the movement that fathers and mothers and generates each successive generation of those iconoclastic leaders and refreshing, candid decision makers the world over who don't fear what the truth is, no matter what the truth is.
Austin: What?
Booker:Who?
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Oh exactly. Heck I was planning on Having this one too (Which can be inserted anywhere)
The Rock: YOU SICK FREAK, WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Let's face it, Helwig is just begging to be flamed. Guess he figures even if people make fun of him, at least they're still talking about him.
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| #5 Posted on 19.1.02 1417.49 Reposted on: 19.1.09 1534.14 | then add....
Hogan: Brotha....
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