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The 7 - Pro Wrestling - When will they learn?!
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EastCoastAvenger
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#1 Posted on 11.7.02 2017.10
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You CANNOT sunset flip Rikishi! I tells ya... He's like a 400 pound Kidman... With a different move immunity... and a thong...


A seperate note: Rock's new shirt is AWESOME! "You Bring the Ass" indeed!
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#2 Posted on 12.7.02 0100.18
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God, I would so use that as a sign at the next Smackdown taping I go to.

Of course, they would have to decide to finally have a RAW in Seattle instead. Maybe I'll just go there and hold up a Tommy Dreamer = Ratings! sign.
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#3 Posted on 12.7.02 0142.08
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Sunset flipping big fat dudes is always, always a bad idea. And that's why wreslters are dumb, they never, ever learn. Or, they tend to forget untill the next time they wrestle a big fat guy and try the move, again, with the same result.

Phantom, I'd take a "Benoit = Midget = RATINGS!" sign to go with that one, if'n you got a raw in seattle..
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#4 Posted on 12.7.02 1014.22
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Also, when will they learn:

You can't powerbomb Kidman.

Don't punch Hogan after he starts to shake.

Don't shake hands with the Rock (at least, not until after you've just had a match with him).



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#5 Posted on 12.7.02 1251.07
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dude, I didn't know you could put Mark Henry on your shoulders until Leviathan proved me wrong on Smackdown last night!
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#6 Posted on 12.7.02 1256.44
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You forgot:

Don't tug on Superman's cape...

Don't spit into the wind...

Oh Jim Croce, we miss you.

Sorry.

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#7 Posted on 12.7.02 1334.23
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You also can't bulldog Jackie!
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#8 Posted on 12.7.02 1343.34
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    Originally posted by WyldeWolf1
    You also can't bulldog Jackie!


LOL!!! How true. With all of this Shoot=Worked angles, they should make it so Jackie is immune to Bulldogs...

Or she will feel the effects hours after execution. She could be in a match with Trish, get bulldogged, and later as she is going home, she just collapses.

Here are some other "rules."

Ric can never land a move off the top rope

The Bulldog preceding The Worm knocks out people longer than anyother move.

Never Cross Body Bradshaw

Going to the outside does not work when wrestling against Edge, Rey, The Hurricane, or RVD...You WILL get pescado-ed. (in Rey's case, it will be a Flaming Sky Twisting Somersault 450 Plancha)


(edited by ThreepMe on 12.7.02 1143)
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#9 Posted on 12.7.02 1356.47
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You can't feed Teri!
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#10 Posted on 12.7.02 1431.29
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"The Bulldog preceding The Worm knocks out people longer than anyother move."

Haha - it's true, it's true. Don't you hate moves that obviously have the opponent down for 3 but are never used for a pin. Others:

whatever Rocky does before the Elbow
Jericho's face buster (it takes him at least 3 to get up, think about it and then do a lionsault)
either X-Pac or Rikishi throwing someone into the turnbuckle (they both take way more than three seconds to get around to doing a broncobuster or stinkface)
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#11 Posted on 12.7.02 1517.24
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You can't GET TO THIRD BASE WITH MOLLY!

You can't SHOOT ON SATURN!

You can't WATCH BOSSMAN!

-K
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#12 Posted on 12.7.02 1518.47
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Actually it's usually a Rikishi avalanche in the corner that knocks the opponent out. Of course remember that you can never fall straight down after the avalanche--your mind must be so numbed by the force of Rikishi's body sending too much blood to the brain that you walk forward in a drunken stupor for 1 1/2 - 2 steps before eventually falling the the mat. What amazing properities Rikishi's body must have.

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#13 Posted on 12.7.02 1527.32
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You can't... piledrive Austin!

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#14 Posted on 12.7.02 1536.06
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You can't understand the Warrior!
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#15 Posted on 12.7.02 1830.53
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    Originally posted by LanceDeeply
    You can't feed Teri!


LMAO!!! How true that is.

Someone should compile every "You can't..." into a single list.
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#16 Posted on 13.7.02 0132.04
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You can't do that on television!

....oh, this is about wrestling. Okay.

Undertaker can't tombstone anybody, unless it's WrestleMania.

When Booker T kicks you in the stomach, you just can't quite get yourself upright before he delivers a scissorkick to the back of your head.

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#17 Posted on 13.7.02 0201.31
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Ahhhh, No. UT can Tombstone any time he wants. Take the Rock/Limo Tombstone and the Shane O'Mac No-Hands Tombstone last winter.

-Jag

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#18 Posted on 14.7.02 1141.09
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You don't get up from Savage's or Snuka's bodyslam, unless you're Bob Backlund.





(edited by deadbeater on 14.7.02 1244)
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#19 Posted on 14.7.02 1147.48
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    Originally posted by ThreepMe


Ric can never land a move off the top rope


(edited by ThreepMe on 12.7.02 1143)



Except for that time when... you know... he did.

Tag Match on Smackdown, pre-split I believe.

(edited by Thunderous Iron Moose! on 14.7.02 1249)
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#20 Posted on 14.7.02 1702.54
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    Originally posted by Thunderous Iron Moose!
      Originally posted by ThreepMe


    Ric can never land a move off the top rope


    (edited by ThreepMe on 12.7.02 1143)



Except for that time when... you know... he did.

Tag Match on Smackdown, pre-split I believe.

(edited by Thunderous Iron Moose! on 14.7.02 1249)



Ric Flair as a heel can't land a move off the top rope. Usually he gets thrown off before he can try. Babyface Ric can do top rope moves though.

How about this rule, you can't double axhandle Kane when he's standing. (or anybody that knows the chokeslam for that matter)
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