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#1 Posted on 16.8.10 1748.55
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This aired during Summerslam, so not too many saw it I suppose.
I'm sure Comedy Central will show it 100 times this week.

It was really strange seeing the guy from kids' lunchboxes and Saturday morning cartoons working blue. Awkward.
He even compared Lisa Lampinelli to "Andre the Va-giant"
Worth catching for the trainwreck factor.
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#2 Posted on 16.8.10 1756.37
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Compared to the way everyone else was able to dish it out to Hulk, some of Hulk's stuff was pretty tame.

Lisa Lampinelli's "He was the first man to escape the Iron Shiek's camel clutch, but couldn't escape his ex-wife's camel toe" was brutal and hilarious. And Hogan's delayed reaction to Seth MacFarlane's burn on Brooke was just priceless.
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#3 Posted on 16.8.10 1845.03
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The one time Hogan tangled with a jew his wife got half his stuff.
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#4 Posted on 16.8.10 1924.16
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I just finished watching this and was about to start a thread myself.

Running theme of the night, along with the obvious "Hasselhoff is an alcoholic" was "Hulk Hogan is gay."

It started with George Hamilton commenting that they needed him on the dais because "I'm the only one who can pull off an ascot. Well, Hulk Hogan can pull off an ascot but he prefers to pull of his trousers and silk thong first. Maybe I'm being too subtle here. I'm saying Hulk Hogan is a *bleep*fag*bleep*.

Followed by Jerry Springer requesting that Hasselhoff sing again. "But before you do... Mr. Hogan, could you deliver a deafening blow to my head? I'm kidding, of course. You have to be careful when you say words like 'blow' and 'head' to a fruity like Hulk."

And capped off by Hasselhoff with "Hulk Hogan! Thank you for being here tonight. Hulk has been wrestling for over three decades... with his sexuality."

Jeffrey Ross also got in a line that Bobby Heenan would have loved about Hulk Hogan being so old that when he had his first match, the referee had to count in Roman numerals.

And, or course, Seth McFarlane's crack about "Hulk, when someone explains these jokes to you later, you're going to be so pissed."

As far as the roast went, I thought it was really good. Of course, I love extremely offensive jokes and they stepped it up this year, the best probably being Greg Giraldo's comment about Hoff's liver being so shriveled, black and dead that if you put your ear up to his side, you can hear it say "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

Also, I hate Seth McFarlane, so any time people are ripping on him for having no talent, I'm happy.
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#5 Posted on 17.8.10 0021.51
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    Originally posted by InVerse
    As far as the roast went, I thought it was really good. Of course, I love extremely offensive jokes and they stepped it up this year, the best probably being Greg Giraldo's comment about Hoff's liver being so shriveled, black and dead that if you put your ear up to his side, you can hear it say "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

That joke and the Muhammad Ali/Pam Anderson/spilled seed joke had my jaw on the floor. Goodness gracious, Greg Giraldo! Even Seth MacFarlane had a look on his face like, "How tacky!"

- StingArmy
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#6 Posted on 17.8.10 0738.11
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    Originally posted by StingArmy
      Originally posted by InVerse
      As far as the roast went, I thought it was really good. Of course, I love extremely offensive jokes and they stepped it up this year, the best probably being Greg Giraldo's comment about Hoff's liver being so shriveled, black and dead that if you put your ear up to his side, you can hear it say "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

    That joke and the Muhammad Ali/Pam Anderson/spilled seed joke had my jaw on the floor. Goodness gracious, Greg Giraldo! Even Seth MacFarlane had a look on his face like, "How tacky!"

    - StingArmy
Remembering Family Guy's 'Michael J. Fox as Zoro' joke, I think that expression was more "ooh tag" than anything else.

I fist pumped when they repealed Prop 8, but I laughed my ass off at Hamilton's deadpan "I just want to say this, from the bottom of my heart, Hulk Hogan is a fag." I'm only human.
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