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SmooveK
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#1 Posted on 3.7.02 1449.57
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I ran across this site and it probably is the saddest fed ever created. It's a British backyard league with 12 year old boys without a ring who don't seem to do much wrestling.

But the best part is that you can download video clips! The sight of someone being irish whipped and just turning around after running an arbitrary distance is quite surreal. As is the squeaky voiced announcer yelling "FUCK!" and "HOLY SHIT!" after someone fucks up a clothesline.

Just check the bios and see if you don't chuckle. Puma is my new god of wrestling.

http://www.SatanicWrestling.com

-K
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#2 Posted on 3.7.02 1934.02
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THAT is too funnyy...good find...on another note how did such young kids get a web page that looks as good as it does....and i think there belt looks better then the nwa...not bad for a bunch of 12 year olds
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#3 Posted on 3.7.02 2226.05
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That Puma kid is so young. Some of the kids look like the Goonies. Funny,funny,site.
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#4 Posted on 3.7.02 2247.33
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That is a great, great site. Thank you so much for bringing it to my attention, SmooveK!! That site looks much better than the fcwwrestling site. My favorite part is that it tells you whether each kid is a FACE or a HEEL, as though you wouldn't be able to tell by their name or facial expression alone.

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#5 Posted on 4.7.02 0326.56
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I'd hate to quibble (Nah, I'd love to.) But as someone who's worked for legitimate independent feds, I'd preferred you called this "Funny backyard fed".
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#6 Posted on 4.7.02 1209.46
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That's one of the better designed wrestling sites. I'm impressed.
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#7 Posted on 4.7.02 1412.52
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    Originally posted by Mild Mannered Madman
    as someone who's worked for legitimate independent feds, I'd preferred you called this "Funny backyard fed".



If SCW chairman Nazz heard you talking poorly about his fed, he'd kick your ass! at Nintendo.

-K
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#8 Posted on 5.7.02 1300.49
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    Originally posted by SmooveK

      Originally posted by Mild Mannered Madman
      as someone who's worked for legitimate independent feds, I'd preferred you called this "Funny backyard fed".



    If SCW chairman Nazz heard you talking poorly about his fed, he'd kick your ass! at Nintendo.

    -K



lol!!! no one is kicking MY arse at the NES, except maybe in Ninja Gaiden.
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#9 Posted on 5.7.02 1314.00
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The splash graphic makes the site. Bar none.
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#10 Posted on 5.7.02 1323.15
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Sides...splitting! SmoothK, you are the man for finding this truly shocking site. The best is the masked guy, whose influences are "Ric Blade, Rob Van Dam, and many Japanese wrestlers". Wow. MANY. That really shows respect for our so-called-sport, doesn't it? Well, I guess any fed that calls itself "Satanic Wrestling Federation" and has a twelve year old for a champeen...doesn't really respect much of anything. Good work on the find, K.
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#11 Posted on 6.7.02 1251.59
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I'm waiting for the SWF diva's, now that would be interesting, or sick, i dunno which.
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#12 Posted on 6.7.02 1507.19
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"Yardcore."

Oh, that's adorable.

CUTE!

--K
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#13 Posted on 6.7.02 1522.20
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Jeez, if there was ever validation for the phrase, "Kids need they ass WHOOPED!" this is it. Looks like Nigella Lawson really IS the only cool thing in Britain!

Nice website design though...
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#14 Posted on 6.7.02 1533.18
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Err....ummm.....

Uhh.....ouch!
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#15 Posted on 6.7.02 1632.15
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wow they wrestle on a playground and have like 6 wrestlers...kind of reminds of me of WCW Backstage Assault
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#16 Posted on 6.7.02 2017.04
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    Originally posted by Lotty
    wow they wrestle on a playground and have like 6 wrestlers...kind of reminds of me of WCW Backstage Assault



There's something inside me that wants to play a video game starring the SWF crew. Couldn't be worse than WCW Nitro, WCW Backstage Assault,WCW Thunder, ECW Hardcore Revolution...

And, I don't like reposting in my own thread like this (self-pushing like Kevin Nash since 2002!), but I forgot to mention the message board. There's a fountain of humor there with "fans" and a wrestler who replies to criticism by copy and pasting "Say what the fuck you want, I couldn't give two shits you faggot" every time.

-K
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#17 Posted on 7.7.02 1951.40
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Now this is getting cooler--they are getting a ring made, just in time for their "Hellbound" show, and the commisioner claims that they will ditch 'yardcore' for more technical wrestling.

If they keep it up, they actually may be a force to watch in European wrestling.
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#18 Posted on 7.7.02 2017.11
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See, this is why I hate white people...

EDIT: I just realized that could come across as legitmately racist since, on the Internet, you can't tell that I'm white. I suppose if you read about my trips to Ben Folds and "Weird Al" concerts in the music section you could probably tell I'm white, but that's another thread entirely...

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#19 Posted on 8.7.02 0026.16
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    Originally posted by deadbeater
    Now this is getting cooler--they are getting a ring made, just in time for their "Hellbound" show, and the commisioner claims that they will ditch 'yardcore' for more technical wrestling.

    If they keep it up, they actually may be a force to watch in European wrestling.



Without training, they'll still be yardtards.
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#20 Posted on 8.7.02 0910.37
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    Originally posted by EastCoastAvenger
    Jeez, if there was ever validation for the phrase, "Kids need they ass WHOOPED!" this is it. Looks like Nigella Lawson really IS the only cool thing in Britain!

    Nice website design though...



Good f'in dammit! I'm not having that prissy bint being held up as a good British thing! She and Jamie "Naked Chef" Oliver represents what is wrong with Britain today. Stuck up twats trying to be part of the 'lower classes' because that's how you sell books. Nyargh!
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