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The 7 - Recap Feedback - Year in Quotes 2001: DECEMBER 2001 RAWs
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#1 Posted on 11.1.02 1215.19
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Whew. And this is just ONE SHOW of ONE PROMOTION done. At least Nitro and Thunder are just three months long...

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CHRIS MONDAY JERICHO rips up a sign on his way to the ring - THANK GOD! HEEL JERICHO IS BACK!
WWF RAW 3.12.2001

If you've missed it, Jericho's got a red weave in his ponytail now which can only mean one thing: ego ego ego ego ego ego ego ego ego ego ego ego ego ego ego ego
WWF RAW 3.12.2001

“Because *I* AM LARGER THAN LIFE!" Even bigger than Shawn "the Star" Stasiak? WOW!
WWF RAW 3.12.2001

Is Jericho wearing glitter? Hey, glitter ALSO equals heel!
WWF RAW 3.12.2001

Ring flowerpot LILIAN GARCIA fears Kane...but hides behind referee "Blind" Brian Webber - for some reason, I can't see him providing much protection in a pinch.
WWF RAW 3.12.2001

Continuity! Kane doesn't have Show come out with him because HE'S RETARDED.
WWF RAW 3.12.2001

Bubba with a death suplex - now going up - DON'T DO IT THE SENTON NEVER WORKS BUBBA - of course, he misses. Man, this guy needs somebody to TELL him this.
WWF RAW 3.12.2001

Super Smash Brothers Melee ad - if you watched Excess, you saw Edge and Chavo film this commercial! Also, you have no life!
WWF RAW 3.12.2001

YAAAAAAAAAAAALBERT (with Scotty 2 Hotty - and his music) v. THE NARCISSIteST - Scotty joins the commentators and calls Test "horseface" - which reminds me that Test *was* spending a lot of time admiring himself in the mirror not too long ago, and that I forgot to debut this nickname sooner.
WWF RAW 3.12.2001

Scotty sits in the chair and affects his "Super Crazy" demeanor - "what? III didn't do NOTHIN'. I'm a GOOD boy!"
WWF RAW 3.12.2001

HE KISSED HER ON THE MOUTH! MY GOD IN HEAVEN, HE'S A MARRIED MAN!
WWF RAW 3.12.2001

Rock lets her go - then turns to the camera and rasises his eyebrow. See he KNOWS you're watching! He just wants you to know what a MACK he is!
WWF RAW 3.12.2001

Trish Stratus is WALKING! She encounters Steve Lombardi and Crash (who says "You know, I've been meaning to tell ya - good luck against Jackie this Sunday!" - wow, Crash, thanks for showing up tonight)
WWF RAW 3.12.2001

Matt requested this match, thinking if they can't defeat the WWF's largest team, maybe they'd have better luck with the smallest one. What, Funaki and Crash weren't available? Yeah, I guess Crash was too busy wishing people luck in their upcoming PPV women's title defenses. Oh well, let's go.
WWF RAW 3.12.2001

"You're always pushing me - one way OR THE OTHER!" Oh man, he learned that line from Steve Blackman!
WWF RAW 3.12.2001

Austin goes through a six pack....but his (old) music is interrupted by doin's on the EntertainmentTron - it's Booker T hotwiring his Smokin' Skull truck! "Yeah, just like ridin' a bike! It's on, baby!" T peels out and drives off - Austin walks after him (why? He ain't gonna CATCH UP TO A TRUCK)
Wait a minute.....so the BROTHA .... JACKS UP TRUCKS?
I think I'm offended!
WWF RAW 3.12.2001

THE ROCK comes out - he's probably tired (and a little bit jealous) of the crowd using AUSTIN's catchphase in HIS segment.
WWF RAW 3.12.2001

“Whoawhoawhoawhoawhoa, but before you come up here and kiss it, the Rock just wants to make one point very clear, you see, it's not just ANY ass...this is the People's Ass!" I think Billy Gunn is crying backstage.
WWF RAW 3.12.2001

Christian with the perpendicular backbreaker - 1, 2, JUST SAY NO TO "YOU ARE THERE" SHOTS OF THE VAN DAM CROTCH.
WWF RAW 3.12.2001

Referee "Blind" Teddy Long says "one minute" so I have a feeling Christian'll kick out - 1, 2, yeah. How 'bout that.
WWF RAW 3.12.2001

Ooh, don't make him point to his patch!
WWF RAW 3.12.2001

Can I just say something here? After the 9.8.99 RAW, there was a percentage of us - something like a HUNDRED percent - that were ready to see Chris Jericho with the WWF Championship on, say, 10.8.99...so you'll have to forgive me if I don't jump on board that "worst outcome possible" bandwagon and actually manage to root for Jericho for 2.3 years after the rest of the world apparently gave up on him. I mean, GEEZ - this is EXACTLY what we wanted! JERICHO! HEEL! CHAMPION! YOU! SHUT UP!
WWF RAW 10.12.2001

The crowd boos through the countdown, boos at the pyro, boos at the mere SIGHT of Jericho, boos during his concerted walk down the aisle, boos when he poses on the apron before entering the ring...man, I don't know about you, but I smell MONEY!
WWF RAW 10.12.2001

Spike with a pescado - ohhh THERE'S NO FAIR CATCH IN THE XFL but Taker has him - and that's Dudley's spine meeting the ringpost.
WWF RAW 10.12.2001

Whoa, Ross called it the Tree of Woe! Is Kevin Sullivan on his way? Is his father whispering in Taker's ear? (Probably not.)
WWF RAW 10.12.2001

Oh no! Kane is so distraught over not winning the tag team titles that he's back on the Beefaroni!
WWF RAW 10.12.2001

"Mr. McMahon is a man of CLASS - he does not deserve THIS - to have his face nearly engulfed, nearly swallowed by this stench-filled ANUS” [he's been on Delphi?]
WWF RAW 10.12.2001

Referee "Blind" Brian Webber starts a count - is it just me or is Angle not coming back? WOW! (COR 2:01) That's some good heelin' there.
WWF RAW 10.12.2001

Rikishi - Rikishi has a hat! RIKISHI IS DANCING WITH HIS HAT ON! OH MAN
WWF RAW 10.12.2001

Rikishi clothesline - Angle flumps - Rikishi backs it up - Lawler makes fart noises. AND HIS HAT STAYS ON!!
WWF RAW 10.12.2001

Man, this segment ruled it for about eleven different reasons.
WWF RAW 10.12.2001

This just in: it was recently discovered that papers authored by Dr. L. L. Zamenhof very late in his life, long thought lost, recently had surfaced - and in one, there was an explanation that yes, there indeed WAS a single Esperanto word invented to describe the "absence of any semblance of life" - and that word...I don't have to tell you....turns out to be "GUNDAM"
WWF RAW 10.12.2001

WWF Shop Zone Dot Com ad - no Steve Blackman merchandise available.
WWF RAW 10.12.2001

I dunno, if *I* were D-Von, I'd have said "the hell you talking about? ME take care of the Rock and YOU take care of Trish? FUK DAT!"
WWF RAW 10.12.2001

Regal finds a pair of brass knuckles under the timekeeper's table (man, those things are EVERYWHERE) and puts 'em on.
WWF RAW 10.12.2001

Ross works in "malfunction at the junction" but doesn't say "Ed Whalen."
WWF RAW 10.12.2001

MATT HARDY v. CHEATA & JEFF HARDY in a "please get all your girly squealing out of the way" handicap match -
WWF RAW 10.12.2001

Meanwhile, Lita is attempting to emote in the corner.
WWF RAW 10.12.2001

Why are the commentators talking about Matt dumping her on national television as if they're aware there are cameras back there?
WWF RAW 10.12.2001

Man, I'm *cornfused* - why are they playing JEFF'S music when MATT won?
WWF RAW 10.12.2001

So long, Lance. Back to the Internet commentary circuit with you! (2:37)
WWF RAW 10.12.2001

Hilarity fails to ensue.
WWF RAW 10.12.2001

"WWF Desire" spotlights Triple H, set to "Beautiful Day" by U2. This segment is a recapper's DREAM, 'cause all *I* have to type is a beautiful nine character word known in Esperanto as FUHFUHWID
WWF RAW 10.12.2001

Door open and Austin is.....incredibly stupid, because he turns back when Jericho flips him the double bird (Aha! So JERICHO is the one guy watching "Excess!" This is St. Valentine's Day Massacre all over again!)
WWF RAW 10.12.2001

"So's your mother!" Man, Taker's a SUPREME entertainer.
WWF RAW 17.12.2001

Taker glares at ring flowerpot LILIAN GARCIA - "what're YOU lookin' at?" Taker'll talk to ANYBODY out there.
WWF RAW 17.12.2001

Six flavours of AWESOME.
WWF RAW 17.12.2001

During the Break, Matt Hardy was on his cel phone trying to get an update on the condition of Lita...oh, and Jeff too...then packing up and leaving (presumably, he'll be RUNNING to Louisiana)
WWF RAW 17.12.2001

Oh, I'm not typing audience "What?"s anymore - you can probably figure out where they go yourself.
WWF RAW 17.12.2001

T hit his rental and took off...leaving Austin to climb in HIS truck and follow. Damn, T should have slashed a tire or something.
WWF RAW 17.12.2001

JESUS CHRIST BOOKER DON'T TELL THE WORLD WHERE YOU ARE AGAIN YOU IDIOT
WWF RAW 17.12.2001

Exactly what I expected...I'm starting to think my expectations are too low these days.
WWF RAW 17.12.2001

Christian taps for good measure - well PRAISE THE LORD Tazz got his head back. Play his music!
WWF RAW 17.12.2001

If I make one more Gundam joke, Santa is getting me one for Christmas...so I'll stop. Until Christmas, at least.
WWF RAW 17.12.2001

Bingo - hahahahaha - this makes me think of ECW - well, it doesn't actually but I think you're EXPECTING me to say that, and sometimes I like to meet your expectations, so...
WWF RAW 17.12.2001

("Hey, did you see Booker flip an "N" when the number called was a "B?") Oh, and YOU call ME 'geek.'
WWF RAW 17.12.2001

Man, you ever watch an ad for the first time and IMMEDIATELY know you're NEVER gonna watch the show it's advertising? HelLO, Conspiracy Zone with Kevin Nealon." Now, if they'd have called it "The Mullet Zone..."
WWF RAW 17.12.2001

Rolled back in as referee "Blind" Tim White counts "5," making him the SLOWEST COUNTING REF ON EARTH.
WWF RAW 17.12.2001

Rock looks to let up - "no problem" - and offers the Hand of Friendship. The only two people on this planet buying THAT are Jim Ross...and Lance Storm.
WWF RAW 17.12.2001

"You want the videotape?" "Yes, my child. Just send the tape...and you will be safe." "Okay...everything's going to be all right after that?" "Everything will be fine." "Okay." Geez, won't she notice the address is in Houston?
WWF RAW 17.12.2001

MR. JERICHO makes his way to the ring - I guess he's tired of all these shenanigans not involving him and needs to get back on the radar.
WWF RAW 17.12.2001

This is more exciting than it sounds...but not much.
WWF RAW 17.12.2001

Lawler asks what experience Flair has as the head of a wrestling organisation...I guess he didn't know Flair was CEO of WCW or somethin'.
WWF RAW 17.12.2001

TONIGHT: God help us all, it's Torrie Wilson vs. Stacy Keibler in an "Egg Nog Match"
WWF RAW 24.12.2001

Unfortunately, Angle is NOT wearing his traditional Santa hat.
WWF RAW 24.12.2001

I note that Billy Gunn has ABSOLUTELY NO INTEREST in watching her shake it.
WWF RAW 24.12.2001

Trish Stratus is nicely oiled up for our benefit.
WWF RAW 24.12.2001

Flair fails to recognise Torrie as his son's woman, telling Tajiri he may have the greatest helper of them all.
WWF RAW 24.12.2001

Palumbo and Gunn exchange gifts - each man has gotten the other a headband with the other's name on it. OH I GET IT THEY'RE GAAAAAAAY NOW.
WWF RAW 24.12.2001

Time now for my own Christmas present to myself - I'm not recapping this match.
WWF RAW 24.12.2001

Merry Christmas, you get to listen to "I Got It All" TWICE!
WWF RAW 24.12.2001

I'll type the list, you say "What?" at every comma:
WWF RAW 24.12.2001

UP NEXT: It'll be TIME TO MASTURBATE
WWF RAW 24.12.2001

Line I don't normally use in match recaps: "Golly, I sure want to be Chad Patton right now."
WWF RAW 24.12.2001

Oh, and I should make a "catfight/egg nog" joke. (Note to self: come back later and make "catfight/egg nog" joke)
WWF RAW 24.12.2001

Geez, every time a woman undoes her garments, we take her out of the shot! Bah!
WWF RAW 24.12.2001

Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley is here. "Let me talk to you a little bit later about this. You'll be fine." HOLY COW SHE'S AS BIG AS A HORSE
WWF RAW 24.12.2001

It has been MONTHS since Maven won the Tough Enough Championship - he STILL doesn't have any GEAR? Come ON.
WWF RAW 24.12.2001

You know what, Boss Man looks pretty good. I'm probably the only guy that likes HIM, too.
WWF RAW 24.12.2001

Bubba up to the second rope - DON'T DO IT IT NEVER WORKS EVEN ON CHRISTMAS EVE - Bubba bows - senton - go figure - MISSES.
WWF RAW 24.12.2001

Kane wastes another four cans of Beefaroni he could have put in the "Feed the Homeless this Christmas" bin - SHAME
WWF RAW 24.12.2001

Everybody's left Vince's party as Mae Young has stripped down to her...unmentionables. Now I know why they call 'em that.
WWF RAW 24.12.2001

Look, it's almost 2002 - is there ANY chance we'll see the "Y2J" moniker fall by the wayside ANY time soon?
WWF RAW 24.12.2001

Rock pokes Hebner with his boot but he ain't comin' back to life.
WWF RAW 24.12.2001

Raw Zone credits, special holiday WWF logo, MERRY CHRISTMAS EASTER BUNNY! CLUCK CLUCK!
WWF RAW 24.12.2001






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