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|  #1 Posted on 11.1.02 0932.24
Reposted on: 11.1.09 1041.07 | original WrestleLine teaser: I'm more of a high class call girl - you seem to want a cheap whore
RAW IS WAR 4.6.2001
Ventura is out in wacky shades and Jericho-esque overshirt. Nice loafers, Guv!
RAW IS WAR 4.6.2001
Lita's all "hmm, I'm dating a LOSER. I wonder what Eddie's doing right now? He's so SWARTHY."
RAW IS WAR 4.6.2001
Mick brings up Alexander Hamilton - Trish, being Canadian, just nods as if she knows what he's talking about.
RAW IS WAR 4.6.2001
Spike's smile needs to be surgically removed.
RAW IS WAR 4.6.2001
Show is unfairly maligned by a certain segment of the wrestling fandom, by the way.
RAW IS WAR 4.6.2001
Taker pauses, either because he's REALLY angry - or he forgot his lines.
RAW IS WAR 4.6.2001
SATURN'S ASS LOOKS JUST LIKE CHYNA'S
RAW IS WAR 4.6.2001
Thursday, I turn thirty. It may be time to either reevaluate my life and decide what I REALLY want to do....or just party down and get really, really drunk. I think you and I probably know what I'm going to do.
RAW IS WAR 4.6.2001
TONIGHT: The Hollys and the Dudleyz COLLIDE! What do you MEAN you've seen it before? C'mon, you LOVE watching Molly go through tables! Besides, there'll also be two KOR Qualifiers if you don't like that. COME ON!
RAW IS WAR 11.6.2001
Opening Credits - funny they've kept Shane in there, isn't it?
RAW IS WAR 11.6.2001
But once again the music interrupts - it's "(Oh oh) WrestleMania" and that can only mean OH BOY! Some NEW BLOOD to liven up this segment - or LINDA McMAHON - take your choice.
RAW IS WAR 11.6.2001
I went back and checked - Linda tugs on her jacket somewhere around *31* times. That woman needs to find something else to do with her hands while she addresses the nation!
RAW IS WAR 11.6.2001
Footage of Albert tossing Eddie Guerrero out of the ring and Guerrero clutching his knee is offered by way of writing Eddie out of things for a while - he's gonna "be away several weeks to take care of his issues - including his knee." And just when his angle was getting good, too, right? Poor Eddie - hope he gets well.
RAW IS WAR 11.6.2001
When we come back, Trish Stratus catches up to Steve Blackman, who is wielding his mighty kendo dick - stick. Kendo stick.
RAW IS WAR 11.6.2001
Well it's a big whip into the ropes, well it's a big boot. Well it's a big elbowdrop. You know what? I STILL find this riff funny, so screw the lot of you.
RAW IS WAR 11.6.2001
Wow, maybe this *is* continuity - like, if Kane actually FALLS for this and drops the dime on Angle to his brother, it'd prove that he's STILL *retarded*
RAW IS WAR 11.6.2001
That's five men down and Molly on the apron looking concerned - but wait...here comes Spike back into the ring, to his feet - smiles around - grabbing hands - HIYO! Ross: "Just like Brad Pitt and what's her name!" Wait, so Ross remembers the name of the GUY? Quick, take me to the break
RAW IS WAR 11.6.2001
Benoit perches on top - he should leap onto Austin, but I doubt that's gonna happen....instead, he looks back to Angle - and decides "well, if I did it on Thunder for NO viewers, I might as well bust it out for the overrun of the War Zone, too" - OH YEAH, SWANDIVE HEADBUTT FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!
RAW IS WAR 11.6.2001
Again Benoit slowly crawls to the door...but Austin slams the door! Apparently, the ringing sound was really close to his ears, because Benoit falls backwards to the mat.
RAW IS WAR 11.6.2001
So why DID they replace the throne with an electric chair? ('cause it looks cool?) Oh. (The kidz dig it - trust me)
RAW IS WAR 18.6.2001
Here's a Special Video Look at the Stalker's videos, edited for your protection - why OF COURSE that butt shot is last - gotta keep you interested!
RAW IS WAR 18.6.2001
What would UNCLE BEN know about MACARONI AND CHEESE? He's a RICE man, for crying out loud!
RAW IS WAR 18.6.2001
"Well take a look, big mouth - that's not the Undertaker!" Wow, THIS guy has the power to get those steps moved out of the way as well!
RAW IS WAR 18.6.2001
Umm...
well....
I don't think the crowd was *silent* because they were *hanging on Page's every word,* if you catch my drift.
RAW IS WAR 18.6.2001
Ross: "I don't really care for your opinion, because you're gonna kiss Austin's butt." Geez, THERE'S a switch, huh?
RAW IS WAR 18.6.2001
This return match was apparently booked because people who *paid* to see this match *last* night are *idiots.*
RAW IS WAR 25.6.2001
X-Pac with a backslide and the feet on the ropes - of COURSE "Blind" Mike Chioda is gonna MISS that - he's no *Jack Doan,* people! 1, 2, 3!
RAW IS WAR 25.6.2001
Regal and Tajiri are WALKING! Tajiri is carrying a Stanley Cup-esque King of the Ring trophy - which is apparently pretty heavy. What, no crown, cape and scepter combo? A TROPHY? What is this, FREAKIN' JAPAN?
RAW IS WAR 25.6.2001
Ross repeats "Bitchcakes" and doesn't get bleeped - Heyman repeats it and does - ANTI-SEMITISM AT ITS WORST
RAW IS WAR 25.6.2001
Q: How can you tell the Dudz are heelz? A: Bubba Ray isn't wearing the title around his neck.
RAW IS WAR 25.6.2001
Lita just CHEATED TO LOSE!
RAW IS WAR 25.6.2001
Listening to Shane's music, do you get the impression like I do, that Shane REALLY wanted to be Ted DiBiase when he was growing up?
RAW IS WAR 25.6.2001
GARDEN CLASSICS: from 1985 - it all kicked off with the first WrestleMania - gee, I wonder if they'll show WWF Champion SID tonight
RAW IS WAR 25.6.2001
Why yes, Regal's faces ARE twice as funny when they're covered in green mist.
RAW IS WAR 25.6.2001
Right! Right! DOWN GOES VINCE! T picks up Vince - gutshot - Vince doesn't know where/how to stand, but T will find a way to hit that AXE KICK anyway.
RAW IS WAR 25.6.2001
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