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FEB 2001 RAWs

Guerrero puts the title belt over Jericho's face and Malenko and Saturn hold him down. FROG SPLASH ON HIS FACE!! Looks like the Last Great Mullet in Wrestling is back.
RAW IS WAR 5.2.2001

But, alas, it's only STEPHANIE CAN'T ACT alone to provide response. I'd say something about her headlights, but of course I'm obsessed with her surgically-attached-to-her-hip left hand so I can't.
RAW IS WAR 5.2.2001

In the mirror, we see William Regal looking on...and making funny faces. That mirror must be a funhouse mirror because it's making his chin look large and distorted - my first thought was "whoa, what's Antonio Inoki doing here?"
RAW IS WAR 5.2.2001

Chyna shills Stacker 2 - gotta pay the bills *somehow!*
RAW IS WAR 5.2.2001

“You've been programmed into believing that nudity is dirty, and only appropriate when the lights are down. That's not living! That's not freedom! The Right to Nudity will finally break the shackles and allow us to be ourselves - our NAKED selves!" This just in: Mideon released.
RAW IS WAR 5.2.2001

QUOTE OF THE WEEK: I wish we would get serious with our light heavyweights. - Jim Ross
I don't know, JR..if you start saying it EVERY week, you just *might* start being seen as (i) a boy crying "Wolf" and/or (ii) completely full of shit. "Just one man's opinion, folks."
RAW IS WAR 12.2.2001

Backstage, Edge & Christian tell Angle they're not gonna host Heat anymore - they're just gonna hunt down Carson Daly. "Yeah - that chumpstain was totally ducking us. You know who I'm talking about, the monotone guy with no charisma."
[Editor’s note: This isn’t a great CRZ quote. I just included it to remind everyone that Carson Daly is a tool.]
RAW IS WAR 12.2.2001

Chyna shills Stacker 2 - there's a "Monkey Bone" joke in here somewhere, but damned if *I* can find it
RAW IS WAR 12.2.2001

Buh Buh Ray remarks that being five-time champions only means you've lost the belts four times - let me take a minute and count this out on my fingers...hmm...well, he's close.
RAW IS WAR 12.2.2001

THE NEW MAN (with Stephanie Can't Act & Chyna's Book Debuts at #3 on the New York Times Bestseller List & RAW credits & TV-14-DLV-CC boxes) v. THA 1 BILLY GUNN - lookit Triple H hogging all the accompaniment! Lookit the way he HOLDS BACK Billy Gunn by bogarting the RAW credits AND the TV-14-DLV ratings box AND the Close Captioned box! That SNEAKY, CONNIVING, UNDERHANDED POLITICIAN!
RAW IS WAR 12.2.2001

WOW listen to Gunn gasp. Gutshot, Pedigree - it's mercifully over. 1, 2, 3. (5:20) If Ross tries to use this match as an example of Gunn going five minutes, DON'T YOU BUY IT, MY FRIENDS.
RAW IS WAR 12.2.2001

Post-match, CHRIS MONDAY JERICHO is out to work over X-Pac, and doing quite a job of it (LIONSAULT!), until...whoa! I'd recognise that scoliosis-laden profile anywhere - it's JUSTIN CREDIBLE!
RAW IS WAR 12.2.2001

The Rock is WALKING!
Meanwhile, Rikishi is WALKING!
Meanwhile, Triple H & Stephanie are WALKING! I wonder...
YES! Stone Cold Steve Austin is WALKING!
They're running out of hallways to put cameras!
RAW IS WAR 12.2.2001

I GET LETTERS: Despite my best intentions to AVOID receiving a lot of mail on it, I received A LOT of mail from people willing and eager to tell me that "Arnold and the Gooch" was a "Diff'rent Strokes" reference - remind me to stop telling you I don't recognise pop references... No no, I mean, thanks for writing.
RAW IS WAR 19.2.2001

Ring flowerpot LILIAN GARCIA almost spits out that Christian is one half of the tag team champions despite D-Von standing right in front of her wearing a big ol' gold belt, but somebody manages to scream "SHUT UP" in her ear before she finishes announcing "he is one half of the World Wrestling Federation-- Christian!"
RAW IS WAR 19.2.2001

LITA v. DEAN MALENKO - geez, he doesn't even come out with the Light Heavyweight belt anymore...but don't worry, fans, I hear that Jim Ross might include a sentence about "wishing we'd get our light heavyweight division going" this Friday in his Ross Report and THAT will make it ALLLLL better. You hear me, Ross? WE AIN'T BUYIN' THAT CRAP NO MORE!!
RAW IS WAR 19.2.2001

Hardy back in to help Lita up - hugs all around - whoa, Matt just kissed her! On the lips! He IS straight after all!
RAW IS WAR 19.2.2001

Now never mind that Tazz has *repeatedly* identified it on "Heat" as the Tongan Death Grip, but Ross insists on calling it a choke - and even after somebody says in his ear NOT to call it a choke, he keeps doing it. Ross really needs to watch some other shows. "Nothing but a choke in my estimation!" Damn, Ross, Haku needs to give you one and THEN you can say that shit.
RAW IS WAR 19.2.2001

Moments Ago, I predicted that a "Moments Ago" clip would open the segment...but I do that EVERY segment.
RAW IS WAR 19.2.2001

Ross asks Lawler if he thinks Foley has anything to do with Snow's campaign - dammit, if Ross can't be bothered to watch ANY show he's not on, somebody should *at least* be preparing him some bullet points so he stays up on what the hell's going on! I mean, that's just EMBARRASSING! I'm embarrassed FOR him! (Actually, I'll sleep like a baby tonight not thinking about it at all)
RAW IS WAR 19.2.2001

Austin pops open two beers and places them on the commentary table for Triple H to enjoy. H quivers some more. I think he's trying to give us "anger" here.
RAW IS WAR 19.2.2001

DISCUSS: The WWF had *zero* five star matches in the nineties.
RAW IS WAR 26.2.2001

NOTE TO JIM ROSS: Look, are you a *freakin' senior vice-president of the WWF* or not? "Well, shucks and golly, folks, I sure wish we'd ramp up our light-heavyweight division but it's just not happening." No, you don't. You wished you'd call major league football for a national network and you did. You wished that damn barbecue sauce would hit the markets and it did. If you *really* wished the WWF would ramp up the LH division, by God, you'd kick some asses and give some orders and it would HAPPEN. Just cut out the damn lip service...all you're doing is annoying me. And when I get annoyed, I start to bitch, and bitch and bitch in repetitive fashion until everyone ELSE is annoyed. Mind you, they get mostly annoyed at ME, but still...
RAW IS WAR 26.2.2001

WWF LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP: DEAN MALENKO (with Up Next on TNN: a Special Tribute to Somebody Who Died) v. TAKA MICHINUKU (as garbled by Lilian Garcia - with Funaki and a woman) - - Malenko remembered he still had that belt? The *committee* remembered he still had that belt? Holy cow.
RAW IS WAR 26.2.2001

XFL cheerleaders shill Stacker 2 - or, with the ratings, is it Stacker 0.8?
RAW IS WAR 26.2.2001

Raven tosses his jacket at ring flowerpot LILIAN GARCIA before she can screw up his name.
RAW IS WAR 26.2.2001

"WrestleMania X-Seven" magazine ad - is it worth $9.99? Well, there's a mighty unattractive picture of Jim Korderas in there - maybe that's worth it.
RAW IS WAR 26.2.2001

Lilian Garcia, standing in the ring the entire time, makes a grand total of *zero* ring introductions. Truly, this is her finest hour!
RAW IS WAR 26.2.2001




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