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#1 Posted on 20.5.02 0826.52
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OMG, I have mist HOT NEWZ! That column made me LMFAOAASIMPWAMDAWATGATDNTMLAMLIHTSOG!!!

(laughingmyfuckingassoffandalmostshitinmypantswhileatmydeskatworkandtheguyatthedesknexttomelookedatmelikeihadtwosetsofgenitalia, of course)
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#2 Posted on 20.5.02 1214.17
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I Miz-iss Hiz-ot Niz-ewz!
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#3 Posted on 23.5.02 0243.43
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I love Hot Newz. His things are funny.

eocs
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#4 Posted on 23.5.02 0722.24
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Sorry...feels like a 4-year-old wrote it. I'm sure there's an audience for it, but it ain't me...
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#5 Posted on 23.5.02 0808.18
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"The end of Adam Copeland's penis is an Edge head!"

"Crash: So I went to find Mister JR but he was in the bathroom with Stone Cold! And I could hear JR screaming "BY GAWD, IN 25 YEARS, I'VE NEVER SEEN A RATTLESNAKE THAT BIG!". So I ran away!"

That is soooo funny.
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#6 Posted on 23.5.02 1125.18
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    Originally posted by socetew
    I love Hot Newz. His things are funny.

    eocs




OMG, it's Soce the Elemental Wizard!

Right, but anyway, the Hot Newz dood rizules! Not to detract from anybody else's stuff, but I think Hot Newz has the best columns on the Slash. He's got a great sense of humor. I just wish he wrote it more often. Now that OSCS is shut down, I need more wrestling comedy...
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#7 Posted on 23.5.02 1154.45
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The best part of the column are the interviews and the last "teaser." This is the only column that I read, and it is always worth it.
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#8 Posted on 23.5.02 1624.15
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    Originally posted by Torchslasher
    The best part of the column are the interviews and the last "teaser." This is the only column that I read, and it is always worth it.


I like the sign ideas:

"Jazz is my dad"
"D-Von! Get the bibles!"

And, my new personal favorite, which had me in tears at my desk:

"Don't drop the soap in the shower! (because Brad Shaw will RAPE you!) "

Hot Newz RULZ!!!1!!
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#9 Posted on 23.5.02 1856.47
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yeah, leech. after i saw you decided to write columns on slash, i decided to start posting. i mean, why not? I probably won't do it that much, but you never know. Maybe it will grow on me. Do you still go to wrestlecrap.com? That gets updated every week or so, in some way or another.

best wishes,
socetew
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