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John Orquiola Scrapple Level: 124 Posts: 142/4479 EXP: 21622455 For next: 214207 Since: 28.2.02 From: Boston Since last post: 699 days Last activity: 699 days # 1 Posted on 23.5.06 1439.36 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1440.15 Meltzer mentioned something about this today and I had to see for myself. http://www.wwe-careers.com/wwe/jobboard/SearchPositions.asp?ShowJobID=482&Keywords= "Office Manager" is a professional sounding euphemism for Vince McMahon's personal lickspittle. "Available on call 24/7". Imagine the 4am phone calls: "Pick The Spirit Squad up at the airport!" And how about that interview: "There's one last question, well, it's not a question really, it's more of an invitation. An invitation to join a very special club..." I would suggest to would-be applicants: Impress the boss. Take the initiative and DEMAND at the interview's outset to join that very special club. Still, it'd be a dream come true to work for Vince, wouldn't it? Good luck if you're applying. Or, hey, if you'd rather be Stephanie McMahon's used dishrag, apply for this: http://www.wwe-careers.com/wwe/jobboard/SearchPositions.asp?ShowJobID=459&Keywords= (edited by John Orquiola on 23.5.06 1249) Promote this thread!
Aldo D 2112 Goetta Level: 39 Posts: 265/302 EXP: 376682 For next: 28093 Since: 21.4.02 From: West Palm Beach, FL Since last post: 3149 days Last activity: 2978 days
Y!: # 2 Posted on 23.5.06 1441.05 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1443.33 Is puking on command required?
spf Scrapple Level: 135 Posts: 3566/5410 EXP: 28858620 For next: 476461 Since: 2.1.02 From: The Las Vegas of Canada Since last post: 209 days Last activity: 33 days
AIM: # 3 Posted on 23.5.06 1445.06 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1446.17 Okay, I have all the characteristics for this, meet all the requirements...I'm going for it. Be fun to see what the interview process for this job would be like.
dMp Banger Level: 102 Posts: 1640/2815 EXP: 10830057 For next: 259948 Since: 4.1.02 From: The Hague, Netherlands (Europe) Since last post: 4 days Last activity: 11 hours # 4 Posted on 23.5.06 1523.34 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1523.37 Originally posted by spf Okay, I have all the characteristics for this, meet all the requirements...I'm going for it. Be fun to see what the interview process for this job would be like. You better be a hot babe who doesn't mind sitting on the boss' lap
spf Scrapple Level: 135 Posts: 3568/5410 EXP: 28858620 For next: 476461 Since: 2.1.02 From: The Las Vegas of Canada Since last post: 209 days Last activity: 33 days
AIM: # 5 Posted on 23.5.06 1601.23 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1602.40 I am assuming that is the role of the "Administrative Assistant" mentioned in the ad. This seems like the position where someone keeps her well stocked with birth control pills and keeps telling Sean Waltman that Vince will get back to him any day now.
DJ FrostyFreeze Knackwurst Level: 111 Posts: 2239/3459 EXP: 14754415 For next: 113991 Since: 2.1.02 From: Hawthorne, CA Since last post: 4 days Last activity: 15 hours # 6 Posted on 23.5.06 1604.35 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1605.43 (deleted by CRZ on 23.5.06 1612)
Mayhem Scrapple Level: 112 Posts: 2472/3663 EXP: 15330624 For next: 7629 Since: 25.4.03 From: Nashville, TN Since last post: 3 days Last activity: 2 days # 7 Posted on 23.5.06 1613.48 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1614.27 I'd do it, as long as he'd tell me to everyday .. SSSSHHHUUUTTT UPPP!
Novak Sheilds Chaurice Level: 6 Posts: 3/6 EXP: 891 For next: 16 Since: 3.5.06 From: Australia Since last post: 3499 days Last activity: 3332 days # 8 Posted on 23.5.06 1914.15 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1915.34 Bugger that! I want the Creative Writers job. http://www.wwe-careers.com/wwe/jobboard/SearchPositions.asp?ShowJobID=253&Keywords=
Kevintripod Banger Level: 96 Posts: 853/2523 EXP: 8749256 For next: 239563 Since: 11.5.03 From: Mount Pleasant, Pa. Since last post: 5 hours Last activity: 5 hours
AIM: # 9 Posted on 23.5.06 2105.59 Reposted on: 23.5.13 2106.49 Originally posted by Mayhem I'd do it, as long as he'd tell me to everyday .. SSSSHHHUUUTTT UPPP! Only job where it would be cool to hear the boss fire you.
FLRockAndLaw Kishke Level: 44 Posts: 266/404 EXP: 588940 For next: 22349 Since: 2.1.02 From: Central Florida, somewhere between Orlando and Tampa, U.S.A. Since last post: 118 days Last activity: 10 hours # 10 Posted on 23.5.06 2210.19 Reposted on: 23.5.13 2210.21 And who knows? If you do a really good job on a particular task, you get to hear the boss yell, " What a maneuver!!" :)
LanceJr Head cheese Banned Level: 40 Posts: 308/325 EXP: 409118 For next: 32195 Since: 21.1.03 From: Boston, Ma Since last post: 3626 days Last activity: 3507 days
Y!: # 11 Posted on 24.5.06 0048.41 Reposted on: 24.5.13 0049.23 Applicants must be a size 'D' cup or larger in breast size (enhancements can be done at request) Applicants must be willing to personally serve the Chairman above and beyond the job requirements at any and all times. Serve is EXACTLY how it sounds Applicants who are women who are into women get first priority
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