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John Orquiola Scrapple Level: 123 Posts: 142/4479 EXP: 20988086 For next: 243240 Since: 28.2.02 From: Boston Since last post: 398 days Last activity: 398 days # 1 Posted on 23.5.06 1439.36 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1440.15 Meltzer mentioned something about this today and I had to see for myself. http://www.wwe-careers.com/wwe/jobboard/SearchPositions.asp?ShowJobID=482&Keywords= "Office Manager" is a professional sounding euphemism for Vince McMahon's personal lickspittle. "Available on call 24/7". Imagine the 4am phone calls: "Pick The Spirit Squad up at the airport!" And how about that interview: "There's one last question, well, it's not a question really, it's more of an invitation. An invitation to join a very special club..." I would suggest to would-be applicants: Impress the boss. Take the initiative and DEMAND at the interview's outset to join that very special club. Still, it'd be a dream come true to work for Vince, wouldn't it? Good luck if you're applying. Or, hey, if you'd rather be Stephanie McMahon's used dishrag, apply for this: http://www.wwe-careers.com/wwe/jobboard/SearchPositions.asp?ShowJobID=459&Keywords= (edited by John Orquiola on 23.5.06 1249) Promote this thread!
Aldo D 2112 Goetta Level: 38 Posts: 265/302 EXP: 365518 For next: 4932 Since: 21.4.02 From: West Palm Beach, FL Since last post: 2848 days Last activity: 2677 days
Y!: # 2 Posted on 23.5.06 1441.05 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1443.33 Is puking on command required?
spf Scrapple Level: 134 Posts: 3566/5409 EXP: 28013420 For next: 573628 Since: 2.1.02 From: The Las Vegas of Canada Since last post: 29 days Last activity: 21 hours
AIM: # 3 Posted on 23.5.06 1445.06 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1446.17 Okay, I have all the characteristics for this, meet all the requirements...I'm going for it. Be fun to see what the interview process for this job would be like.
dMp Banger Level: 100 Posts: 1640/2766 EXP: 10242321 For next: 112111 Since: 4.1.02 From: The Hague, Netherlands (Europe) Since last post: 16 hours Last activity: 16 hours # 4 Posted on 23.5.06 1523.34 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1523.37 Originally posted by spf Okay, I have all the characteristics for this, meet all the requirements...I'm going for it. Be fun to see what the interview process for this job would be like. You better be a hot babe who doesn't mind sitting on the boss' lap
spf Scrapple Level: 134 Posts: 3568/5409 EXP: 28013420 For next: 573628 Since: 2.1.02 From: The Las Vegas of Canada Since last post: 29 days Last activity: 21 hours
AIM: # 5 Posted on 23.5.06 1601.23 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1602.40 I am assuming that is the role of the "Administrative Assistant" mentioned in the ad. This seems like the position where someone keeps her well stocked with birth control pills and keeps telling Sean Waltman that Vince will get back to him any day now.
DJ FrostyFreeze Knackwurst Level: 110 Posts: 2239/3448 EXP: 14258013 For next: 150919 Since: 2.1.02 From: Hawthorne, CA Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 7 hours # 6 Posted on 23.5.06 1604.35 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1605.43 (deleted by CRZ on 23.5.06 1612)
Mayhem Scrapple Level: 111 Posts: 2472/3659 EXP: 14816279 For next: 52127 Since: 25.4.03 From: Nashville, TN Since last post: 12 days Last activity: 3 days # 7 Posted on 23.5.06 1613.48 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1614.27 I'd do it, as long as he'd tell me to everyday .. SSSSHHHUUUTTT UPPP!
Novak Sheilds Chaurice Level: 6 Posts: 3/6 EXP: 854 For next: 53 Since: 3.5.06 From: Australia Since last post: 3198 days Last activity: 3031 days # 8 Posted on 23.5.06 1914.15 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1915.34 Bugger that! I want the Creative Writers job. http://www.wwe-careers.com/wwe/jobboard/SearchPositions.asp?ShowJobID=253&Keywords=
Kevintripod Boudin blanc Level: 93 Posts: 853/2396 EXP: 7837343 For next: 215497 Since: 11.5.03 From: Mount Pleasant, Pa. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 15 hours
AIM: # 9 Posted on 23.5.06 2105.59 Reposted on: 23.5.13 2106.49 Originally posted by Mayhem I'd do it, as long as he'd tell me to everyday .. SSSSHHHUUUTTT UPPP! Only job where it would be cool to hear the boss fire you.
FLRockAndLaw Kishke Level: 43 Posts: 266/399 EXP: 561268 For next: 3783 Since: 2.1.02 From: Central Florida, somewhere between Orlando and Tampa, U.S.A. Since last post: 123 days Last activity: 11 hours # 10 Posted on 23.5.06 2210.19 Reposted on: 23.5.13 2210.21 And who knows? If you do a really good job on a particular task, you get to hear the boss yell, " What a maneuver!!" :)
LanceJr Head cheese Banned Level: 39 Posts: 308/325 EXP: 396297 For next: 8478 Since: 21.1.03 From: Boston, Ma Since last post: 3325 days Last activity: 3206 days
Y!: # 11 Posted on 24.5.06 0048.41 Reposted on: 24.5.13 0049.23 Applicants must be a size 'D' cup or larger in breast size (enhancements can be done at request) Applicants must be willing to personally serve the Chairman above and beyond the job requirements at any and all times. Serve is EXACTLY how it sounds Applicants who are women who are into women get first priority
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