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John Orquiola Scrapple Level: 126 Posts: 142/4479 EXP: 23018127 For next: 66040 Since: 28.2.02 From: Boston Since last post: 1393 days Last activity: 1393 days # 1 Posted on 23.5.06 1439.36 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1440.15 Meltzer mentioned something about this today and I had to see for myself. http://www.wwe-careers.com/wwe/jobboard/SearchPositions.asp?ShowJobID=482&Keywords= "Office Manager" is a professional sounding euphemism for Vince McMahon's personal lickspittle. "Available on call 24/7". Imagine the 4am phone calls: "Pick The Spirit Squad up at the airport!" And how about that interview: "There's one last question, well, it's not a question really, it's more of an invitation. An invitation to join a very special club..." I would suggest to would-be applicants: Impress the boss. Take the initiative and DEMAND at the interview's outset to join that very special club. Still, it'd be a dream come true to work for Vince, wouldn't it? Good luck if you're applying. Or, hey, if you'd rather be Stephanie McMahon's used dishrag, apply for this: http://www.wwe-careers.com/wwe/jobboard/SearchPositions.asp?ShowJobID=459&Keywords= (edited by John Orquiola on 23.5.06 1249) Promote this thread!
Aldo D 2112 Goetta Level: 39 Posts: 265/302 EXP: 401232 For next: 3543 Since: 21.4.02 From: West Palm Beach, FL Since last post: 3843 days Last activity: 3672 days
Y!: # 2 Posted on 23.5.06 1441.05 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1443.33 Is puking on command required?
spf Scrapple Level: 137 Posts: 3566/5410 EXP: 30701950 For next: 170983 Since: 2.1.02 From: The Las Vegas of Canada Since last post: 902 days Last activity: 322 days
AIM: # 3 Posted on 23.5.06 1445.06 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1446.17 Okay, I have all the characteristics for this, meet all the requirements...I'm going for it. Be fun to see what the interview process for this job would be like.
dMp Knackwurst Level: 106 Posts: 1640/2944 EXP: 12323044 For next: 348940 Since: 4.1.02 From: The Hague, Netherlands (Europe) Since last post: 11 days Last activity: 19 hours # 4 Posted on 23.5.06 1523.34 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1523.37 Originally posted by spf Okay, I have all the characteristics for this, meet all the requirements...I'm going for it. Be fun to see what the interview process for this job would be like. You better be a hot babe who doesn't mind sitting on the boss' lap
spf Scrapple Level: 137 Posts: 3568/5410 EXP: 30701950 For next: 170983 Since: 2.1.02 From: The Las Vegas of Canada Since last post: 902 days Last activity: 322 days
AIM: # 5 Posted on 23.5.06 1601.23 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1602.40 I am assuming that is the role of the "Administrative Assistant" mentioned in the ad. This seems like the position where someone keeps her well stocked with birth control pills and keeps telling Sean Waltman that Vince will get back to him any day now.
DJ FrostyFreeze Scrapple Level: 113 Posts: 2239/3464 EXP: 15730823 For next: 87786 Since: 2.1.02 From: Hawthorne, CA Since last post: 97 days Last activity: 20 hours # 6 Posted on 23.5.06 1604.35 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1605.43 (deleted by CRZ on 23.5.06 1612)
Mayhem Scrapple Level: 115 Posts: 2472/3693 EXP: 16606409 For next: 205006 Since: 25.4.03 From: Nashville, TN Since last post: 271 days Last activity: 156 days # 7 Posted on 23.5.06 1613.48 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1614.27 I'd do it, as long as he'd tell me to everyday .. SSSSHHHUUUTTT UPPP!
Novak Sheilds Chaurice Level: 7 Posts: 3/6 EXP: 971 For next: 477 Since: 3.5.06 From: Australia Since last post: 4193 days Last activity: 4026 days # 8 Posted on 23.5.06 1914.15 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1915.34 Bugger that! I want the Creative Writers job. http://www.wwe-careers.com/wwe/jobboard/SearchPositions.asp?ShowJobID=253&Keywords=
Kevintripod Banger Level: 101 Posts: 853/2719 EXP: 10476141 For next: 241571 Since: 11.5.03 From: Mount Pleasant, Pa. Since last post: 5 days Last activity: 3 hours
AIM: # 9 Posted on 23.5.06 2105.59 Reposted on: 23.5.13 2106.49 Originally posted by Mayhem I'd do it, as long as he'd tell me to everyday .. SSSSHHHUUUTTT UPPP! Only job where it would be cool to hear the boss fire you.
FLRockAndLaw Kishke Level: 45 Posts: 266/404 EXP: 626555 For next: 33614 Since: 2.1.02 From: Central Florida, somewhere between Orlando and Tampa, U.S.A. Since last post: 812 days Last activity: 126 days # 10 Posted on 23.5.06 2210.19 Reposted on: 23.5.13 2210.21 And who knows? If you do a really good job on a particular task, you get to hear the boss yell, " What a maneuver!!" :)
LanceJr Head cheese Banned Level: 40 Posts: 308/325 EXP: 437242 For next: 4071 Since: 21.1.03 From: Boston, Ma Since last post: 4320 days Last activity: 4200 days
Y!: # 11 Posted on 24.5.06 0048.41 Reposted on: 24.5.13 0049.23 Applicants must be a size 'D' cup or larger in breast size (enhancements can be done at request) Applicants must be willing to personally serve the Chairman above and beyond the job requirements at any and all times. Serve is EXACTLY how it sounds Applicants who are women who are into women get first priority
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