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John Orquiola Scrapple Level: 122 Posts: 142/4479 EXP: 20184456 For next: 453616 Since: 28.2.02 From: Boston Since last post: 30 days Last activity: 30 days # 1 Posted on 23.5.06 1439.36 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1440.15 Meltzer mentioned something about this today and I had to see for myself. http://www.wwe-careers.com/wwe/jobboard/SearchPositions.asp?ShowJobID=482&Keywords= "Office Manager" is a professional sounding euphemism for Vince McMahon's personal lickspittle. "Available on call 24/7". Imagine the 4am phone calls: "Pick The Spirit Squad up at the airport!" And how about that interview: "There's one last question, well, it's not a question really, it's more of an invitation. An invitation to join a very special club..." I would suggest to would-be applicants: Impress the boss. Take the initiative and DEMAND at the interview's outset to join that very special club. Still, it'd be a dream come true to work for Vince, wouldn't it? Good luck if you're applying. Or, hey, if you'd rather be Stephanie McMahon's used dishrag, apply for this: http://www.wwe-careers.com/wwe/jobboard/SearchPositions.asp?ShowJobID=459&Keywords= (edited by John Orquiola on 23.5.06 1249) Promote this thread!
Aldo D 2112 Goetta Level: 38 Posts: 265/302 EXP: 351370 For next: 19080 Since: 21.4.02 From: West Palm Beach, FL Since last post: 2480 days Last activity: 2309 days
Y!: # 2 Posted on 23.5.06 1441.05 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1443.33 Is puking on command required?
spf Scrapple Level: 132 Posts: 3566/5401 EXP: 26893484 For next: 238520 Since: 2.1.02 From: The Las Vegas of Canada Since last post: 18 days Last activity: 5 days
AIM: # 3 Posted on 23.5.06 1445.06 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1446.17 Okay, I have all the characteristics for this, meet all the requirements...I'm going for it. Be fun to see what the interview process for this job would be like.
dMp Banger Level: 98 Posts: 1640/2722 EXP: 9620370 For next: 34017 Since: 4.1.02 From: The Hague, Netherlands (Europe) Since last post: 6 hours Last activity: 3 hours # 4 Posted on 23.5.06 1523.34 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1523.37 Originally posted by spf Okay, I have all the characteristics for this, meet all the requirements...I'm going for it. Be fun to see what the interview process for this job would be like. You better be a hot babe who doesn't mind sitting on the boss' lap
spf Scrapple Level: 132 Posts: 3568/5401 EXP: 26893484 For next: 238520 Since: 2.1.02 From: The Las Vegas of Canada Since last post: 18 days Last activity: 5 days
AIM: # 5 Posted on 23.5.06 1601.23 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1602.40 I am assuming that is the role of the "Administrative Assistant" mentioned in the ad. This seems like the position where someone keeps her well stocked with birth control pills and keeps telling Sean Waltman that Vince will get back to him any day now.
DJ FrostyFreeze Knackwurst Level: 108 Posts: 2239/3374 EXP: 13279212 For next: 241331 Since: 2.1.02 From: Hawthorne, CA Since last post: 91 days Last activity: 1 day # 6 Posted on 23.5.06 1604.35 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1605.43 (deleted by CRZ on 23.5.06 1612)
Mayhem Scrapple Level: 110 Posts: 2472/3638 EXP: 14072458 For next: 336474 Since: 25.4.03 From: Nashville, TN Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 13 hours # 7 Posted on 23.5.06 1613.48 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1614.27 I'd do it, as long as he'd tell me to everyday .. SSSSHHHUUUTTT UPPP!
Novak Sheilds Chaurice Level: 6 Posts: 3/6 EXP: 806 For next: 101 Since: 3.5.06 From: Australia Since last post: 2830 days Last activity: 2663 days # 8 Posted on 23.5.06 1914.15 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1915.34 Bugger that! I want the Creative Writers job. http://www.wwe-careers.com/wwe/jobboard/SearchPositions.asp?ShowJobID=253&Keywords=
Kevintripod Andouille Level: 89 Posts: 853/2241 EXP: 6790690 For next: 125238 Since: 11.5.03 From: Mount Pleasant, Pa. Since last post: 12 hours Last activity: 12 hours
AIM: # 9 Posted on 23.5.06 2105.59 Reposted on: 23.5.13 2106.49 Originally posted by Mayhem I'd do it, as long as he'd tell me to everyday .. SSSSHHHUUUTTT UPPP! Only job where it would be cool to hear the boss fire you.
FLRockAndLaw Boerewors Level: 42 Posts: 266/380 EXP: 501918 For next: 19448 Since: 2.1.02 From: Central Florida, somewhere between Orlando and Tampa, U.S.A. Since last post: 3 days Last activity: 3 days
AIM: # 10 Posted on 23.5.06 2210.19 Reposted on: 23.5.13 2210.21 And who knows? If you do a really good job on a particular task, you get to hear the boss yell, " What a maneuver!!" :)
LanceJr Head cheese Banned Level: 39 Posts: 308/325 EXP: 380014 For next: 24761 Since: 21.1.03 From: Boston, Ma Since last post: 2957 days Last activity: 2838 days
Y!: # 11 Posted on 24.5.06 0048.41 Reposted on: 24.5.13 0049.23 Applicants must be a size 'D' cup or larger in breast size (enhancements can be done at request) Applicants must be willing to personally serve the Chairman above and beyond the job requirements at any and all times. Serve is EXACTLY how it sounds Applicants who are women who are into women get first priority
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