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John Orquiola Scrapple Level: 121 Posts: 142/4478 EXP: 19948695 For next: 108059 Since: 28.2.02 From: Boston Since last post: 126 days Last activity: 90 days # 1 Posted on 23.5.06 1439.36 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1440.15 Meltzer mentioned something about this today and I had to see for myself. http://www.wwe-careers.com/wwe/jobboard/SearchPositions.asp?ShowJobID=482&Keywords= "Office Manager" is a professional sounding euphemism for Vince McMahon's personal lickspittle. "Available on call 24/7". Imagine the 4am phone calls: "Pick The Spirit Squad up at the airport!" And how about that interview: "There's one last question, well, it's not a question really, it's more of an invitation. An invitation to join a very special club..." I would suggest to would-be applicants: Impress the boss. Take the initiative and DEMAND at the interview's outset to join that very special club. Still, it'd be a dream come true to work for Vince, wouldn't it? Good luck if you're applying. Or, hey, if you'd rather be Stephanie McMahon's used dishrag, apply for this: http://www.wwe-careers.com/wwe/jobboard/SearchPositions.asp?ShowJobID=459&Keywords= (edited by John Orquiola on 23.5.06 1249) Promote this thread!
Aldo D 2112 Goetta Level: 38 Posts: 265/302 EXP: 347336 For next: 23114 Since: 21.4.02 From: West Palm Beach, FL Since last post: 2378 days Last activity: 2207 days
Y!: # 2 Posted on 23.5.06 1441.05 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1443.33 Is puking on command required?
spf Scrapple Level: 132 Posts: 3566/5393 EXP: 26532982 For next: 599022 Since: 2.1.02 From: The Las Vegas of Canada Since last post: 13 hours Last activity: 11 hours
AIM: # 3 Posted on 23.5.06 1445.06 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1446.17 Okay, I have all the characteristics for this, meet all the requirements...I'm going for it. Be fun to see what the interview process for this job would be like.
dMp Banger Level: 98 Posts: 1640/2687 EXP: 9329621 For next: 324766 Since: 4.1.02 From: The Hague, Netherlands (Europe) Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 3 hours # 4 Posted on 23.5.06 1523.34 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1523.37 Originally posted by spf Okay, I have all the characteristics for this, meet all the requirements...I'm going for it. Be fun to see what the interview process for this job would be like. You better be a hot babe who doesn't mind sitting on the boss' lap
spf Scrapple Level: 132 Posts: 3568/5393 EXP: 26532982 For next: 599022 Since: 2.1.02 From: The Las Vegas of Canada Since last post: 13 hours Last activity: 11 hours
AIM: # 5 Posted on 23.5.06 1601.23 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1602.40 I am assuming that is the role of the "Administrative Assistant" mentioned in the ad. This seems like the position where someone keeps her well stocked with birth control pills and keeps telling Sean Waltman that Vince will get back to him any day now.
DJ FrostyFreeze Knackwurst Level: 108 Posts: 2239/3373 EXP: 13124545 For next: 395998 Since: 2.1.02 From: Hawthorne, CA Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 18 hours # 6 Posted on 23.5.06 1604.35 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1605.43 (deleted by CRZ on 23.5.06 1612)
Mayhem Scrapple Level: 109 Posts: 2472/3623 EXP: 13810433 For next: 149257 Since: 25.4.03 From: Nashville, TN Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 11 hours # 7 Posted on 23.5.06 1613.48 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1614.27 I'd do it, as long as he'd tell me to everyday .. SSSSHHHUUUTTT UPPP!
Novak Sheilds Chaurice Level: 6 Posts: 3/6 EXP: 792 For next: 115 Since: 3.5.06 From: Australia Since last post: 2728 days Last activity: 2561 days # 8 Posted on 23.5.06 1914.15 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1915.34 Bugger that! I want the Creative Writers job. http://www.wwe-careers.com/wwe/jobboard/SearchPositions.asp?ShowJobID=253&Keywords=
Kevintripod Andouille Level: 88 Posts: 853/2197 EXP: 6508846 For next: 141844 Since: 11.5.03 From: Mount Pleasant, Pa. Since last post: 4 days Last activity: 3 hours
AIM: # 9 Posted on 23.5.06 2105.59 Reposted on: 23.5.13 2106.49 Originally posted by Mayhem I'd do it, as long as he'd tell me to everyday .. SSSSHHHUUUTTT UPPP! Only job where it would be cool to hear the boss fire you.
FLRockAndLaw Boerewors Level: 42 Posts: 266/378 EXP: 492380 For next: 28986 Since: 2.1.02 From: Central Florida, somewhere between Orlando and Tampa, U.S.A. Since last post: 13 days Last activity: 3 hours
AIM: # 10 Posted on 23.5.06 2210.19 Reposted on: 23.5.13 2210.21 And who knows? If you do a really good job on a particular task, you get to hear the boss yell, " What a maneuver!!" :)
LanceJr Head cheese Banned Level: 39 Posts: 308/325 EXP: 375363 For next: 29412 Since: 21.1.03 From: Boston, Ma Since last post: 2855 days Last activity: 2735 days
Y!: # 11 Posted on 24.5.06 0048.41 Reposted on: 24.5.13 0049.23 Applicants must be a size 'D' cup or larger in breast size (enhancements can be done at request) Applicants must be willing to personally serve the Chairman above and beyond the job requirements at any and all times. Serve is EXACTLY how it sounds Applicants who are women who are into women get first priority
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