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John Orquiola Scrapple Level: 126 Posts: 142/4479 EXP: 22609745 For next: 474422 Since: 28.2.02 From: Boston Since last post: 1185 days Last activity: 1185 days # 1 Posted on 23.5.06 1439.36 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1440.15 Meltzer mentioned something about this today and I had to see for myself. http://www.wwe-careers.com/wwe/jobboard/SearchPositions.asp?ShowJobID=482&Keywords= "Office Manager" is a professional sounding euphemism for Vince McMahon's personal lickspittle. "Available on call 24/7". Imagine the 4am phone calls: "Pick The Spirit Squad up at the airport!" And how about that interview: "There's one last question, well, it's not a question really, it's more of an invitation. An invitation to join a very special club..." I would suggest to would-be applicants: Impress the boss. Take the initiative and DEMAND at the interview's outset to join that very special club. Still, it'd be a dream come true to work for Vince, wouldn't it? Good luck if you're applying. Or, hey, if you'd rather be Stephanie McMahon's used dishrag, apply for this: http://www.wwe-careers.com/wwe/jobboard/SearchPositions.asp?ShowJobID=459&Keywords= (edited by John Orquiola on 23.5.06 1249) Promote this thread!
Aldo D 2112 Goetta Level: 39 Posts: 265/302 EXP: 394050 For next: 10725 Since: 21.4.02 From: West Palm Beach, FL Since last post: 3635 days Last activity: 3464 days
Y!: # 2 Posted on 23.5.06 1441.05 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1443.33 Is puking on command required?
spf Scrapple Level: 137 Posts: 3566/5410 EXP: 30162462 For next: 710471 Since: 2.1.02 From: The Las Vegas of Canada Since last post: 695 days Last activity: 114 days
AIM: # 3 Posted on 23.5.06 1445.06 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1446.17 Okay, I have all the characteristics for this, meet all the requirements...I'm going for it. Be fun to see what the interview process for this job would be like.
dMp Knackwurst Level: 105 Posts: 1640/2917 EXP: 11940284 For next: 322016 Since: 4.1.02 From: The Hague, Netherlands (Europe) Since last post: 12 days Last activity: 6 hours # 4 Posted on 23.5.06 1523.34 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1523.37 Originally posted by spf Okay, I have all the characteristics for this, meet all the requirements...I'm going for it. Be fun to see what the interview process for this job would be like. You better be a hot babe who doesn't mind sitting on the boss' lap
spf Scrapple Level: 137 Posts: 3568/5410 EXP: 30162462 For next: 710471 Since: 2.1.02 From: The Las Vegas of Canada Since last post: 695 days Last activity: 114 days
AIM: # 5 Posted on 23.5.06 1601.23 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1602.40 I am assuming that is the role of the "Administrative Assistant" mentioned in the ad. This seems like the position where someone keeps her well stocked with birth control pills and keeps telling Sean Waltman that Vince will get back to him any day now.
DJ FrostyFreeze Knackwurst Level: 113 Posts: 2239/3462 EXP: 15441041 For next: 377568 Since: 2.1.02 From: Hawthorne, CA Since last post: 190 days Last activity: 2 days # 6 Posted on 23.5.06 1604.35 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1605.43 (deleted by CRZ on 23.5.06 1612)
Mayhem Scrapple Level: 114 Posts: 2472/3693 EXP: 16288899 For next: 20718 Since: 25.4.03 From: Nashville, TN Since last post: 64 days Last activity: 63 days # 7 Posted on 23.5.06 1613.48 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1614.27 I'd do it, as long as he'd tell me to everyday .. SSSSHHHUUUTTT UPPP!
Novak Sheilds Chaurice Level: 7 Posts: 3/6 EXP: 948 For next: 500 Since: 3.5.06 From: Australia Since last post: 3985 days Last activity: 3818 days # 8 Posted on 23.5.06 1914.15 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1915.34 Bugger that! I want the Creative Writers job. http://www.wwe-careers.com/wwe/jobboard/SearchPositions.asp?ShowJobID=253&Keywords=
Kevintripod Banger Level: 100 Posts: 853/2686 EXP: 10088767 For next: 265665 Since: 11.5.03 From: Mount Pleasant, Pa. Since last post: 22 hours Last activity: 10 hours
AIM: # 9 Posted on 23.5.06 2105.59 Reposted on: 23.5.13 2106.49 Originally posted by Mayhem I'd do it, as long as he'd tell me to everyday .. SSSSHHHUUUTTT UPPP! Only job where it would be cool to hear the boss fire you.
FLRockAndLaw Kishke Level: 45 Posts: 266/404 EXP: 615546 For next: 44623 Since: 2.1.02 From: Central Florida, somewhere between Orlando and Tampa, U.S.A. Since last post: 604 days Last activity: 31 days # 10 Posted on 23.5.06 2210.19 Reposted on: 23.5.13 2210.21 And who knows? If you do a really good job on a particular task, you get to hear the boss yell, " What a maneuver!!" :)
LanceJr Head cheese Banned Level: 40 Posts: 308/325 EXP: 429024 For next: 12289 Since: 21.1.03 From: Boston, Ma Since last post: 4112 days Last activity: 3993 days
Y!: # 11 Posted on 24.5.06 0048.41 Reposted on: 24.5.13 0049.23 Applicants must be a size 'D' cup or larger in breast size (enhancements can be done at request) Applicants must be willing to personally serve the Chairman above and beyond the job requirements at any and all times. Serve is EXACTLY how it sounds Applicants who are women who are into women get first priority
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