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John Orquiola Scrapple Level: 122 Posts: 142/4479 EXP: 20391526 For next: 246546 Since: 28.2.02 From: Boston Since last post: 124 days Last activity: 124 days # 1 Posted on 23.5.06 1439.36 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1440.15 Meltzer mentioned something about this today and I had to see for myself. http://www.wwe-careers.com/wwe/jobboard/SearchPositions.asp?ShowJobID=482&Keywords= "Office Manager" is a professional sounding euphemism for Vince McMahon's personal lickspittle. "Available on call 24/7". Imagine the 4am phone calls: "Pick The Spirit Squad up at the airport!" And how about that interview: "There's one last question, well, it's not a question really, it's more of an invitation. An invitation to join a very special club..." I would suggest to would-be applicants: Impress the boss. Take the initiative and DEMAND at the interview's outset to join that very special club. Still, it'd be a dream come true to work for Vince, wouldn't it? Good luck if you're applying. Or, hey, if you'd rather be Stephanie McMahon's used dishrag, apply for this: http://www.wwe-careers.com/wwe/jobboard/SearchPositions.asp?ShowJobID=459&Keywords= (edited by John Orquiola on 23.5.06 1249) Promote this thread!
Aldo D 2112 Goetta Level: 38 Posts: 265/302 EXP: 355016 For next: 15434 Since: 21.4.02 From: West Palm Beach, FL Since last post: 2574 days Last activity: 2403 days
Y!: # 2 Posted on 23.5.06 1441.05 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1443.33 Is puking on command required?
spf Scrapple Level: 133 Posts: 3566/5403 EXP: 27181092 For next: 671648 Since: 2.1.02 From: The Las Vegas of Canada Since last post: 18 days Last activity: 1 day
AIM: # 3 Posted on 23.5.06 1445.06 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1446.17 Okay, I have all the characteristics for this, meet all the requirements...I'm going for it. Be fun to see what the interview process for this job would be like.
dMp Banger Level: 99 Posts: 1640/2739 EXP: 9809069 For next: 190966 Since: 4.1.02 From: The Hague, Netherlands (Europe) Since last post: 20 hours Last activity: 17 hours # 4 Posted on 23.5.06 1523.34 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1523.37 Originally posted by spf Okay, I have all the characteristics for this, meet all the requirements...I'm going for it. Be fun to see what the interview process for this job would be like. You better be a hot babe who doesn't mind sitting on the boss' lap
spf Scrapple Level: 133 Posts: 3568/5403 EXP: 27181092 For next: 671648 Since: 2.1.02 From: The Las Vegas of Canada Since last post: 18 days Last activity: 1 day
AIM: # 5 Posted on 23.5.06 1601.23 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1602.40 I am assuming that is the role of the "Administrative Assistant" mentioned in the ad. This seems like the position where someone keeps her well stocked with birth control pills and keeps telling Sean Waltman that Vince will get back to him any day now.
DJ FrostyFreeze Knackwurst Level: 108 Posts: 2239/3383 EXP: 13467468 For next: 53075 Since: 2.1.02 From: Hawthorne, CA Since last post: 7 hours Last activity: 1 hour # 6 Posted on 23.5.06 1604.35 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1605.43 (deleted by CRZ on 23.5.06 1612)
Mayhem Scrapple Level: 110 Posts: 2472/3648 EXP: 14290246 For next: 118686 Since: 25.4.03 From: Nashville, TN Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 2 days # 7 Posted on 23.5.06 1613.48 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1614.27 I'd do it, as long as he'd tell me to everyday .. SSSSHHHUUUTTT UPPP!
Novak Sheilds Chaurice Level: 6 Posts: 3/6 EXP: 818 For next: 89 Since: 3.5.06 From: Australia Since last post: 2924 days Last activity: 2757 days # 8 Posted on 23.5.06 1914.15 Reposted on: 23.5.13 1915.34 Bugger that! I want the Creative Writers job. http://www.wwe-careers.com/wwe/jobboard/SearchPositions.asp?ShowJobID=253&Keywords=
Kevintripod Boudin blanc Level: 90 Posts: 853/2286 EXP: 7075634 For next: 113002 Since: 11.5.03 From: Mount Pleasant, Pa. Since last post: 16 hours Last activity: 8 hours
AIM: # 9 Posted on 23.5.06 2105.59 Reposted on: 23.5.13 2106.49 Originally posted by Mayhem I'd do it, as long as he'd tell me to everyday .. SSSSHHHUUUTTT UPPP! Only job where it would be cool to hear the boss fire you.
FLRockAndLaw Boerewors Level: 42 Posts: 266/381 EXP: 509006 For next: 12360 Since: 2.1.02 From: Central Florida, somewhere between Orlando and Tampa, U.S.A. Since last post: 79 days Last activity: 12 hours
AIM: # 10 Posted on 23.5.06 2210.19 Reposted on: 23.5.13 2210.21 And who knows? If you do a really good job on a particular task, you get to hear the boss yell, " What a maneuver!!" :)
LanceJr Head cheese Banned Level: 39 Posts: 308/325 EXP: 384214 For next: 20561 Since: 21.1.03 From: Boston, Ma Since last post: 3051 days Last activity: 2931 days
Y!: # 11 Posted on 24.5.06 0048.41 Reposted on: 24.5.13 0049.23 Applicants must be a size 'D' cup or larger in breast size (enhancements can be done at request) Applicants must be willing to personally serve the Chairman above and beyond the job requirements at any and all times. Serve is EXACTLY how it sounds Applicants who are women who are into women get first priority
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