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| #2 Posted on 13.5.02 1249.59 Reposted on: 13.5.09 1259.01 | Three boxing matches that I would like to see from Fox:
Chyna vs. Asya
Randy Savage vs. Andrew McManus
Greg the Bunny vs. Mini-Me | MoeGates
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| #3 Posted on 13.5.02 1317.18 Reposted on: 13.5.09 1321.36 | | Are they serious about Fridge vs. Manute? That's just wrong. Manute Bol is about 2 feet taller than me and probably weighs less than I do. And the Fridge has to be pushing 400 by now. | HomerJFong
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| #4 Posted on 13.5.02 1625.08 Reposted on: 13.5.09 1627.35 | We've got one more epic bout set.
Darva Conger vs. Olga Korbut
http://tv.zap2it.com/news/tvnewsdaily.html?25873 | Papercuts!
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| #5 Posted on 13.5.02 1628.46 Reposted on: 13.5.09 1629.01 | | You realize after she gets her butt kicked she'll do something like sue the producers saying "This wasn't what I expected, I just went on the show to have a good time. This isn't me at all. I don't fight. I don't want any of the spotlight." | J. Kyle
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| #6 Posted on 13.5.02 2201.12 Reposted on: 13.5.09 2204.50 | | I thought never mentioning Asya was an unwritten rule of IWC Conduct.... | tomvejada
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| #7 Posted on 14.5.02 0638.26 Reposted on: 14.5.09 0641.05 | Add Ron Padillo (Horseshack from Welcome Back Kotter) vs. Dustin Diamond (Screech)to the list.
I thought Screech was an aspiring wrestler. | J. Kyle
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| #8 Posted on 14.5.02 2332.13 Reposted on: 14.5.09 2332.41 | Celeb matches I want to see...
Steve Ditko VS JD Sallinger
Kevin Smith VS Tim Burton
OJ Simpson VS Ray Lewis | tomvejada
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| #9 Posted on 15.5.02 0726.01 Reposted on: 15.5.09 0729.01 | Now Bobbitt vs. Buttafuco is off because Bobbitt was arrested for hitting his wife.
A possible replacement for Bobbitt is Joanie Laurer. This show is going to suck 9,000 times more than the last one.
(edited by tomvejada on 15.5.02 0606) | Jimmy O
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| #10 Posted on 15.5.02 1402.22 Reposted on: 15.5.09 1402.30 | | They should just keep the people that won last time as champions in their respective divisions (Todd Bridges and Tanya Harding). They could make it a monthly show with different people making challenges to the champions. I wouldn't mind seeing Willis defend his title against Theo Huxtable or Tanya Harding take on any female challenger. | Jackson
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| #11 Posted on 15.5.02 1540.19 Reposted on: 15.5.09 1549.52 |
Originally posted by tomvejada Now Bobbitt vs. Buttafuco is off because Bobbitt was arrested for hitting his wife.
A possible replacement for Bobbitt is Joanie Laurer. This show is going to suck 9,000 times more than the last one.
(edited by tomvejada on 15.5.02 0606)
She makes sense as a replacement. Bobbitt and Chyna both had their dick cut off. | tomvejada
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| #12 Posted on 15.5.02 1715.11 Reposted on: 15.5.09 1723.30 | Lol, that has to be the funniest thing I've read today, Jackson.
(edited by tomvejada on 15.5.02 1516) | FLRockAndLaw
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| #13 Posted on 15.5.02 1753.12 Reposted on: 15.5.09 1754.53 |
Originally posted by tomvejada Add Ron Padillo (Horseshack from Welcome Back Kotter) vs. Dustin Diamond (Screech)to the list.
So what's the over/under that someone in that match brings a note to the ring that excuses one of them from fighting... "Signed, Epstein's Mother"? ;) | BigDaddyLoco
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| #14 Posted on 17.5.02 0148.32 Reposted on: 17.5.09 0149.26 | | Bol's a fucking deadman. | Whitebacon
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| #15 Posted on 17.5.02 0155.24 Reposted on: 17.5.09 0159.01 |
Originally posted by Jimmy O They should just keep the people that won last time as champions in their respective divisions (Todd Bridges and Tanya Harding). They could make it a monthly show with different people making challenges to the champions. I wouldn't mind seeing Willis defend his title against Theo Huxtable or Tanya Harding take on any female challenger.
Have you seen Theo lately? The guy is HUGE...he'd kill Bridges. | Jimmy O
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| #16 Posted on 17.5.02 1951.57 Reposted on: 17.5.09 1956.31 | Never underestimate the power of a crack-fueled rage in a fight, I'd take Willis.
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